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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:48:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<author>englishcad</author>
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			<![CDATA[Ok corny, but what do you desire more than anything?<br />What is it that you feel you need from life, indeed want from life. Maybe you have never discuss it with another living soul.<br />Honest answers let it out...Remember this is 100% confidential,just between you me and the Internet.<br /><br />Gungas feel free to post one of your rather fine, all be it completely irrelevant pictures.<br /><br />This is more than likely Cads last post, as the Authorities are closing in and Cad can't really be arsed in all honesty with this whole worship thing...<br />'Oh' Cad hears that woman at the back cry... 'what do you want?'<br /><br />Just a bloody chance.]]>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:31:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<author>MsFannytwinkle-Butt</author>
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			<![CDATA[I want you to do that wedgie you promised, dear Cad. <br /><br />Are you being Santa? If so.....I want......I want a telescope. More than anything. Even more than a new roof, because let's face it, this is just a house. So what if it falls in. If I had a telescope, I could own the night sky.  <br /><br />Could I please have a telescope? Pretty please? And a rubber doormat?]]>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:54:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<author>lynthingy</author>
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			<![CDATA[I want whirrled peas.]]>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:56:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<author>mrsthing</author>
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			<![CDATA[I want to move to a parallel universe where my parallel self married a man who WASN'T OCD and driven by anxiety, and we bought a big house with a wrap-around porch and had 3 or more kids and were happy together as parents and lovers.<br /><br />But getting real, I'd like my daughter to get out of this academic rebellion phase.]]>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:24:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<author>Valetudinaria</author>
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			<![CDATA[I want to be turned into a gorgeous blonde.<br />Wold you please arrange it Fairy Cad?<br /><br /><img src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/8854/ericfairy.png" />]]>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<author>Naughty Opossum</author>
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			<![CDATA[*And so you shall!*]]>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:23:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<author>MsFannytwinkle-Butt</author>
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			<![CDATA[Yeah! I want a wrap-around porch, too. I have a porch, but it doesn't wrap. If I had a wrap-around porch, I could view the night sky from all angles. I could sip tea while sitting in the east, cider while sitting in the north, whiskey while sitting in the west, and moonshine while sitting in the south. <br /><br />That's two wrap-around porches, Cad. One for Mrs Thing and one for me.<br /><br />I don't wish to be a blonde. I am one. I'm not beautiful, though. However, I look okay. So I don't care. I'm still on my purification tour. I don't need to be beautiful, just intense.]]>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 03:23:17 +0000</pubDate>
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			<![CDATA[A soft chair.]]>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:06:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<author>bunnistar3000</author>
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			<![CDATA[At this moment, I just want my bills to be paid off. I kept all the bills from my failed marriage, while he-- with his newfound freedom of debt-- bought a 2010 Mustang and eats out every day. *twitch*<br /><br />But out of life? I'd like to be married to my current boyfriend and maybe have a couple of his brats and publish a book and become a cataloger.]]>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:33:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<author>mrsthing</author>
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			<![CDATA[I'd like bigger tits.]]>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:55:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<author>englishcad</author>
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			<![CDATA[Val here in the western world there is a marvelous 'new' invention called hair dye.<br />Have no idea what a whirreled pea is but can't be that expensive?<br />Cass not the comfy chair!<br />So would Mrthing...Moving swiftly along<br />Seems a wrap round porch is a must have, as is a hole in your roof for a telescope.<br />Bunni will we be watching you making a slow get away in a white pick up truck, on all the news channels any time soon?<br /> <img src="http://www.kdvr.com/media/photo/2009-06/47551503.gif" />]]>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:03:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<author>lynthingy</author>
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			<![CDATA[...must explain joke...<br /><br />Oh Cad...you...Cad.  <img src="/Vanilla/extensions/Vanillacons/smilies/standard/cry.gif" alt=":cry:" title=":cry:" /><br /><br />The goal of the United Nations, World Leaders and every beauty contestant ever...<br /><br />whirrled peas... *wiggles ear<br /><br />sounds like "World _______"]]>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:14:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<author>englishcad</author>
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			<![CDATA[Hmmm very good... I say the 'wiggles ears' thing is strangely arousing?]]>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:28:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<author>mrsthing</author>
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			<![CDATA[Cad--sadly, Mr. Thing has steadfastly declined my request for a boob job.  He says he likes small ones, and wouldn't like knowing they were falsies.]]>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:36:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<author>DrMom</author>
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			<![CDATA[I wish I could find a man who makes me laugh AND makes me go weak in the knees.<br /><br /><br />Ok, Mr Cleese falls into that category, but I mean I'd like to meet someone in real life!!]]>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:47:02 +0000</pubDate>
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			<![CDATA[I want to have coffee and conversation with Mr. Cleese.]]>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 06:09:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<author>DrMom</author>
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			<![CDATA[I was finally confirmed as a friend on JC's facebook page!<br /><br />I know it is silly, but I had a very big smile when I saw the update on my wall--&quot;Nancy and John Cleese are now friends&quot;]]>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 06:10:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<author>DrMom</author>
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			<![CDATA[<img src="/Vanilla/extensions/Vanillacons/smilies/love/heartbounce.gif" alt=":heartbounce:" title=":heartbounce:" /><img src="/Vanilla/extensions/Vanillacons/smilies/love/heartbounce.gif" alt=":heartbounce:" title=":heartbounce:" /><img src="/Vanilla/extensions/Vanillacons/smilies/love/heartbounce.gif" alt=":heartbounce:" title=":heartbounce:" />]]>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 06:42:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<author>zelda</author>
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			<![CDATA[Aw, that is nice DrMom. I am not allowed on facebook.<br /><br />Sis, Mrthing, already makes you go weak in the knees! One out of two ain't bad.  Watch a JC video for laughs.  (God, I love weak in the knees)!]]>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 02:13:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<author>mrsthing</author>
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			<![CDATA["Weak in the knees" wasn't my wish. It was DrMom's.<br /><br />I want to be thin again.]]>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 02:14:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<author>mrsthing</author>
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			<![CDATA[And I want my hair to stop falling out.  Jeez, every time I wash it, my hands are coated with hair. <img src="/Vanilla/extensions/Vanillacons/smilies/standard/cry.gif" alt=":cry:" title=":cry:" />]]>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 03:18:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<author>cassbtt</author>
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			<![CDATA[That reminded me of today's shower.<br><br>
Brand new container of shampoo.<br><br>
Splutched out a palmful.<br><br>
Massaged it in.<br><br>
Nothing.  No suds.<br><br>
Tried more shampoo.  Usual brand.  Didn't know what was wrong.<br><br>
Sort of slick, instead of soapy.<br><br>
Then I realized it was "conditioner", instead of "shampoo".<br><br>
Had to use "bar soap" till I get back out to the store.]]>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:34:32 +0000</pubDate>
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			<![CDATA[You can use a teaspoon of baking soda diluted in a pint of water. It won't make suds, but it'll get your hair clean. Rinse with diluted vinegar (1 tablespoon to a pint) to restore ph balance.<br /><br />Or try Castille soap.  You can use that stuff for everything!]]>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:27:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<author>MsFannytwinkle-Butt</author>
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			<![CDATA[I clicked on to be a friend with him, and then I got so nervous thinking about if I never got added and everybody else did, and how a rotten day would get even worse, and that I wanted a really good day, so I deleted my request to Mr. Cleese. It felt so good.]]>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:40:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<author>Lozzykinz</author>
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			<![CDATA[aw fanny!<br /><br />I'm sure he'd add you though!]]>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:32:11 +0000</pubDate>
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			<![CDATA[Dean would have added you to John's friend list, Fanny.  John wants lots of friends on FB.  But Dean manages the page, anyway.]]>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:17:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<author>Lozzykinz</author>
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			<![CDATA[How do you know that?<br /><br />Did Dean tell you that on one of your cozy Twitter chats together?]]>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:13:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<author>mrsthing</author>
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			<![CDATA[He mentioned it in the first post in the Shhhh! thread.  He said he was setting up the page for John.  It's the one with the profile pic of John in that horrid plaid suit.]]>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:31:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<author>mrsthing</author>
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			<![CDATA[I wish I hadn't waited 14 years to weed the front garden. I'm so fucking tired, and my back aches, and my clothes are muddy, and I need a shower.  And I still have to make dinner.  (Pasta!)<br /><br />But it felt good, really good, to get down on my hands and knees and sink my fingers into the dirt.  I've wanted to do that for so long!  But when Miss Thing was little I was too overwhelmed and exhausted.  Then I rather liked it--the asters attracted Monarch butterflies.  They fed on the asters and laid their eggs on the milkweed.  I never saw a chrysalis, but we did have caterpillars one year.  But the asters were actually choking themselves out.  They'd already choked out the milkweed and the daffodils. So it was time to start new.  It felt really good when I was done to see nothing but beautiful dirt.  The dead asters had a sort of stark beauty after a snow--standing so straight with their dead leaves draped modestly over their dead stems, looking sort of artistic against the white background.  But frankly, I was sick of them.  I might miss them this winter, but today, I just wanted them GONE!  I was motivated, but now I'm just so tired and achy and cold.  I want to cuddle up to someone big and warm (male) and fall asleep.]]>
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