Bland: One wish totally confidential

Ok corny, but what do you desire more than anything?
What is it that you feel you need from life, indeed want from life. Maybe you have never discuss it with another living soul.
Honest answers let it out...Remember this is 100% confidential,just between you me and the Internet.

Gungas feel free to post one of your rather fine, all be it completely irrelevant pictures.

This is more than likely Cads last post, as the Authorities are closing in and Cad can't really be arsed in all honesty with this whole worship thing...
'Oh' Cad hears that woman at the back cry... 'what do you want?'

Just a bloody chance.

I want whirrled peas.

I want to be turned into a gorgeous blonde.
Wold you please arrange it Fairy Cad?

Yeah! I want a wrap-around porch, too. I have a porch, but it doesn't wrap. If I had a wrap-around porch, I could view the night sky from all angles. I could sip tea while sitting in the east, cider while sitting in the north, whiskey while sitting in the west, and moonshine while sitting in the south.

That's two wrap-around porches, Cad. One for Mrs Thing and one for me.

I don't wish to be a blonde. I am one. I'm not beautiful, though. However, I look okay. So I don't care. I'm still on my purification tour. I don't need to be beautiful, just intense.

At this moment, I just want my bills to be paid off. I kept all the bills from my failed marriage, while he-- with his newfound freedom of debt-- bought a 2010 Mustang and eats out every day. *twitch*

But out of life? I'd like to be married to my current boyfriend and maybe have a couple of his brats and publish a book and become a cataloger.

Val here in the western world there is a marvelous 'new' invention called hair dye.
Have no idea what a whirreled pea is but can't be that expensive?
Cass not the comfy chair!
So would Mrthing...Moving swiftly along
Seems a wrap round porch is a must have, as is a hole in your roof for a telescope.
Bunni will we be watching you making a slow get away in a white pick up truck, on all the news channels any time soon?

Hmmm very good... I say the 'wiggles ears' thing is strangely arousing?

I wish I could find a man who makes me laugh AND makes me go weak in the knees.


Ok, Mr Cleese falls into that category, but I mean I'd like to meet someone in real life!!

I was finally confirmed as a friend on JC's facebook page!

I know it is silly, but I had a very big smile when I saw the update on my wall--"Nancy and John Cleese are now friends"

Aw, that is nice DrMom. I am not allowed on facebook.

Sis, Mrthing, already makes you go weak in the knees! One out of two ain't bad. Watch a JC video for laughs. (God, I love weak in the knees)!

And I want my hair to stop falling out. Jeez, every time I wash it, my hands are coated with hair.

You can use a teaspoon of baking soda diluted in a pint of water. It won't make suds, but it'll get your hair clean. Rinse with diluted vinegar (1 tablespoon to a pint) to restore ph balance.

Or try Castille soap. You can use that stuff for everything!

aw fanny!

I'm sure he'd add you though!

How do you know that?

Did Dean tell you that on one of your cozy Twitter chats together?

I wish I hadn't waited 14 years to weed the front garden. I'm so fucking tired, and my back aches, and my clothes are muddy, and I need a shower. And I still have to make dinner. (Pasta!)

But it felt good, really good, to get down on my hands and knees and sink my fingers into the dirt. I've wanted to do that for so long! But when Miss Thing was little I was too overwhelmed and exhausted. Then I rather liked it--the asters attracted Monarch butterflies. They fed on the asters and laid their eggs on the milkweed. I never saw a chrysalis, but we did have caterpillars one year. But the asters were actually choking themselves out. They'd already choked out the milkweed and the daffodils. So it was time to start new. It felt really good when I was done to see nothing but beautiful dirt. The dead asters had a sort of stark beauty after a snow--standing so straight with their dead leaves draped modestly over their dead stems, looking sort of artistic against the white background. But frankly, I was sick of them. I might miss them this winter, but today, I just wanted them GONE! I was motivated, but now I'm just so tired and achy and cold. I want to cuddle up to someone big and warm (male) and fall asleep.