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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeNov 12th 2009
     
    A little.

    I'm still worrying about things though, so i'm not drunk enough.

    PISS SHIT!!!!

    COCK BOLLOCKS!!!

    BUM HOLE!!!!

    ANAL FLUFF!

    i lick it all off in one swipe of the tongue!!!!

    Yeah baby!
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeNov 12th 2009
     
    /budweiser tastes like a student armpit, but god it's good!
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeNov 12th 2009
     
    would anyone like yo have sex with me
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeNov 12th 2009
     
    *to
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    Tempting...but no
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    Everyone stand back, we've sealed her in a padded room, with no knobs she may try to hump. But I'm handing out safety goggles just in case.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeNov 12th 2009
     
    Thanks, Possum.

    Lozzy, are you likely to regret your drunken posts in the morning?
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeNov 12th 2009
     
    Bud Weis Er
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeNov 12th 2009
     
    Car bon at ed PISS!
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      CommentAuthorgungasdindin
    • CommentTimeNov 13th 2009 edited
     
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      CommentAuthorenglishcad
    • CommentTimeNov 13th 2009 edited
     
    What a lush....
    Lozzy Cads top tip for a hangover cure is to keep drinking!
    Lets all talk to Lozzy LIKE THIS TODAY. HOWS YOUR HEAD THIS MORNING? Please note correct reply to that question is 'I haven't had any complaints so far'...


    And Gungas how do you know that some of the members haven't got photo sensitive epilepsy? Triggered by your dancing fools. At this moment their could be hundreds of his Holinesses fans all twitching and biting there own tongues as they sit at there computers... No wait most were already like that.
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeNov 13th 2009
     
    Ugh. It is the morning after. I don't feel too bad actually. Stayed in bed for quite a while. Think I'll have more later!
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeNov 13th 2009
     
    The best hangover cure is not to get drunk in the first place. The second best is sleep. Your body has been poisoned, it needs time to detoxify and repair itself, and it does a better job of that when you're asleep and not using it for other things. :wink::wink: The third-best hangover cure is to drink lots of water. Your body needs twice as much water as the alcohol you drank to metabolize it properly. If you drink liquor mixed with sweet juice or soda pop, you need three times as much water. So part of your hangover is dehydration. Water will also flush whatever's left of the booze out of your system.

    Honestly, I've never had a hangover in my life, but I know how to deal with them. I've woken up feeling like I didn't sleep well, that's about it. I've also woken up drunk after not getting enough sleep. And I got myself falling down drunk once just to see what the thrill was (still waiting to find out...), and wasn't hung over the next day. Probably because I got motion sickness from the room spins and threw it up, bypassing the task of detoxifying all that alcohol (most of a carafe of wine, 2 Mai Tais, and 3 rum and Pepsis). Felt woozy the next day, but no headache, no sensitivity to light, none of the symptoms I've heard people complain of when they described a hangover. Lucky me, I guess.
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      CommentAuthorgiacoma
    • CommentTimeNov 13th 2009
     
    The last time I got drunk was...7 or 8 year ago! Am I getting old?
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeNov 13th 2009
     
    I can't believe you've never had a hangover mrsthing. How do you live?!
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeNov 13th 2009 edited
     
    I must have a hell of a liver, that's all I can say. Because I used to drink 5 or 6 drinks at a time, and just go home buzzed and sleep it off. They were strong, too--if the bartender made them weak for me because I was a girl, I just drank more of them.

    LOL; I remember going out with a friend to a cheap Chinese restaurant with the goal of having one of every drink on the menu. 2 Suffering Bastards, 1 Singapore Sling, 1 Mai Tai, and 1 Scorpion Bowl later, I was still okay to drive (though I'm sure I would have failed the breathalyzer if they'd had one back then). These were 12-16oz servings, and yes, I could taste the alcohol. We were scarfing down pot stickers and a pu pu platter with them; maybe that helped.
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      CommentAuthorgiacoma
    • CommentTimeNov 13th 2009
     
    It seems that you can't get drunk!
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeNov 13th 2009
     
    I get drunk, it just takes an awful lot very fast to get me there. I did once go out with friends and have a Sloe Comfortable Screw Against the Wall, a Rum & Coke, and a huge Long Island Iced Tea, and I was pretty well plastered. Knowing I shouldn't drive when the floor wouldn't stay still, I toddled over to a department store about a quarter mile away and waited for the worst of it to wear off. Drank a lot of water; it still took about an hour.

    Long Island Iced Tea is equal parts vodka, gin, tequila, and rum with a shot of triple sec with a splash of cola. It's quite potent, and served in a 12oz glass. It tastes deceptively sweet and tea-like, so it's easy to guzzle it, which is what I did. I had those three drinks in the space of a half hour. I'm surprised I didn't pass out. But that's never happened to me, either.
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    I get drunk easily. That's one reason I don't drink often and only drink at home. When I drink I am quite entertaining, and somehow manage to get people kicked out of places, so I severely limit myself. One time I was at a charity dance with all these "important people", and one of the ball organizers chastised me for not being careful with their bathroom decorations. I had had too much to drink and it just kind of rubs me the wrong way for a snobby snot to chastise me about some stupid magnolia leaves and burlap glued to the doors of the bathroom stalls. So I apologized to her like, "oh my God, I am sooooo sorry!" and threw myself against the bathroom stall door. Then of course, she left out, and somehow my hand just caught in the side of the burlap and ripped the whole decoration off the door!
    So I just apologized again, even though no one was in there except me, and I ended up against the next bathroom stall door. Same strange thing happened! My hand caught the burlap and tore it down. Then someone walked in and said what are you doing? Only it was a friend of mine. So I said, "THIS!" and tore down the last burlap. I told her what happened, so then I walked out and went past the woman who had chastised me. I had magnolia leaves in my hair. The woman went in there but never came back over to me. My date was an official in the judicial court system, and I was busy tying decorations onto his glasses, so the decorating committee never approached me after that. And to think, I didn't even want to go to that
    stupid formal affair. I ended up having a really good time!
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2009
     
    :rolling:

    The one time I got falling-down drunk, I wound up singing a 20-minute set of song requests hollered out by guys from the bar. They loved me! They turned off the TV to listen to me! What did I do...."New York, New York", "Summertime"...I can't remember what else. This was nearly 30 years ago. Funny thing: sober, I have always had a lot of trouble remembering the words to songs. I just go blank in front of an audience. But this night, I sang all those songs from memory, without a single lapse.

    I'm better at video games when I'm drunk, too.
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      CommentAuthorgiacoma
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2009
     
    OK... what about drugs....have you ever smoked a joint? Or what?
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      CommentAuthorenglishcad
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2009
     
    Aspirin is OK for hangovers! Gia never been a fan of smoked meat... I like my joints rare. Can't beat a nice bit of rare roast beef...
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      CommentAuthorgiacoma
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2009
     
    Like them well-done!!!
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    Well baked you mean :wink:
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    I don't like drinking-- it gives me insomnia.
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    Joint? Do you mean cannabis? I've smoked cannabis three or four times in my life. Nessun effetto. Only sleepy. Slept so well after smoking cannabis.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2009
     
    I've never partaken of an illegal drug in my life, despite growing up in the 70s, when it was encouraged. I don't like the feeling of being out of control.
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      CommentAuthorgiacoma
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2009
     
    What about LSD?
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    Same here, Mrs. Thing-- but instead of growing up in the 70s, most of my friends in high school were/are stoners.

    I still am not curious.
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    What about LSD?

    :shocked:

    Hope you're not serious, Gia! Lol! The only illegal drug I ever tried is cannabis and didn't like it. It wasn't fun, it just made feel sleepy. Every now and then I drink: beer, wine, vodka etc. but not very often. I don't want to become an alcoholic, that would be the limit.
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    I think this specific bunch right here does not need the aid of narcotics...
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    I do not use drugs and I am not an alcoholic, but at one point in my life I believe I almost became a sexaholic. Thank God that part rotted off, and the urge is gone.
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    I totally agree, Possum!
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      CommentAuthorgiacoma
    • CommentTimeNov 15th 2009
     
    Don't use drug nor drink spirits, just a glass of good red wine every once in a while, but that's it. I wanted to try cannabis more than 10 years ago at the uni but couldn't cause cannot stand the smell...no way.
    A couple of days ago national newspapers wrote about 70% of population using cocaine and cannabis...where are all those people?
    And for what concerns LSD, it was wery well-know in the 70's...MumT. should know, but I am not sure it does exist anymore...
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    It exists, in newer nicer version. You lick it off special stamps. If only it would be confused with regular stamps, letterwriting would be far more popular...

    The problems with intense drugs like that is, that the higher it gets you, the lower you'll fall when it's over. The downer part, or the revelation that you're off the trip, is usually what drives people to addiction. Mind you, I don't speak from experience...
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeNov 15th 2009
     
    Anything that altered my perception scared the shit out of me. Just the idea scared me. And though I was a virgin and a goody two-shoes, I knew why most people wanted me to take drugs with them: so they could watch the noob make an ass of herself, and so the guys could have sex with me. I'd been humiliated and physically abused enough in my life, I never wanted to feel that way if I could help it.

    The drugs that are available now are much more potent than the stuff we had in the 70s. I'd never try anything now.
 

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