Wish I'd gone to one of John's lectures, I could have confronted him about it. I'm sure it would make a nice change from all the groupies desperate to have their picture taken with him! ;) (No offence N.O.!)
I think I'll name the arthritic vertebrae in my spine. Individually, they'll be known as El Cuatro, El Cinco, and Es Uno (L4, L5, and S1). Collectively, they shall be known as A Pain in the Butt.
OOOhla! Giv me another marghareta...gee whiz the gosh darn super rfaragelistic pain. Pour in a little codiene while you at it".
"Mrthing . Oh Mrthing. There you are. Please come help your mistress!"
"Sure babycakes. Here is the family checkbook to make you feel better...Now come give papa a big kiss!"
"Checkbook," screams Mrsthing. "Your not my Mrthing"! "Never the checkbook"!
"Whers's my tightwad, you fake". "Where is my Mrthing"! "Where is the rum and diet pepsi. These Magharita's are for the birds. NARCOTICS< please and thank you."
*For the unknowing, there are only play narcotics on this forum...Mrsthing just gets dramatic at times.*