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      CommentAuthorenglishcad
    • CommentTimeSep 15th 2010
     
    No Cad loves puss... err Cats! DAMN this non sequitur...


    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeSep 15th 2010
     
    Oh, this is the non-sequitur thread!:shocked:
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeSep 16th 2010
     
    We're out of chocolate chip cookies.
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      CommentAuthorenglishcad
    • CommentTimeSep 17th 2010
     
    Shouldn't but.... LOL!

    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeSep 18th 2010
     
    I totally forgot that today was Mr. Thing's birthday. T-O-T-A-L-L-Y! He wasn't too upset, but I am. I've never forgotten his birthday before.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeSep 18th 2010
     
    I just found out that one of my best friends left her husband of 25 years and her four kids (3 in college, 1 is 14 years old) and moved across the US to a town in the middle of nowhere. She's got a boyfriend who's a Brit, and she's working at a burger shop to try to make money to move there to be with him.

    You'd have to know her to know how utterly shocking this is! I've known her for over 30 years, and she's never done anything remotely like this in her life!

    I guess it was about time. Her soon-to-be ex-husband was a total jerk, anyway.
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      CommentAuthorPaute
    • CommentTimeSep 19th 2010
     
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      CommentAuthorcassbtt
    • CommentTimeSep 19th 2010
     
    re: the latest Cheesebugged newsletter, ha ha hee hee. I love the Norwegian write-up at the top!

    Vennligst legg pengene i kofferten. (Please place the money in the suitcase.)

    He might have said:

    "Is that the money in that plain paper bag? Please place said bag in the suitcase, thank you."
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    Oh come on...please...what do you have to lose? I mean Cad, er...yes, you could adopt a lovely kitten, when I find the USB I upload the photos. They're so cute.

    hmm? :bigsmile:
  10.  
    Okay.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeSep 19th 2010
     
    I forgot to make a birthday cake for Mr. Thing yesterday. I made him one tonight. It's still cooling.

    Please, not Alzheimer's! I'm only 52!!
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    WTF? How could my ex-best friend compare me to his girlfriend-- who scammed him out of all his money, aborted his child, despite his objections, and wasn't too sneaky about any of it (it was SO obvious she didn't love him)...

    WTF?

    *fumes*
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      CommentAuthorenglishcad
    • CommentTimeSep 20th 2010
     
    he locals obviously thought highly of the resident of this street.

    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeSep 21st 2010
     
    "He locals". Heh-heh. How appropriate.

    Pray for my soul. I sent a complaint letter to my church over some issues with the pastor and youth leaders hushing up an incident that really didn't need hushing up. But now I've caught several of them in lies, and I want to know what's going on. So I sent a letter detailing my questions. They haven't responded yet. I may be looking for a new church by next Sunday!
    • CommentAuthorlynthingy
    • CommentTimeSep 21st 2010
     
    So.

    We received a letter from our city saying that extra garbage bins were going to cost $6/month instead of $1.60/month, and I was on the record as having an extra bin. I sent a letter and completed an e-mail form stating that I have lived here 22 years and have one and only one bin and they should not be billing me for 2 at all. I checked my bill and they have NOT been billing me for two. So begins the case of the Phantom Bin.

    A woman called from the City stating that they would be happy to pick up my second bin and could I please put it out at the end of the driveway. I told her, voice to voice, that I only had one bin and yada, yada - you get the picture. A man just arrived at my front door looking to pick up the second garbage bin. He was so nice, he said he tried to find it, but could only see one.

    Who wants to bet that they start charging me for an extra bin, AND they back-date the charges for 22 years!

    Government - yikes!!!

    :shocked:
    • CommentAuthorlynthingy
    • CommentTimeSep 21st 2010
     
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeSep 22nd 2010
     
    I have to go to the dentist now and see if the replacement crown fits. I think this is either the 4th or 5th try. Wish me luck! (But not for three more messages.)
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      CommentAuthorPaute
    • CommentTimeSep 23rd 2010
     
    I wish be here more time.
    • CommentAuthorlynthingy
    • CommentTimeSep 23rd 2010
     
    I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeSep 23rd 2010
     
    Miss Thing is home sick with a cold. :sad::tongue:

    BUT--we got her state exam results, and she ROCKED! Out of a possible 400 points in each of four subjects, she got 400 on reading, 400 on writing, 395 on science, and 333 math. WOO-HOO! Those scores put her way ahead of the school and state averages. I was a bit surprised that the math was lower--she's really good.
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    That's incredible!! congrats Mrs Thing!!
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    *time out*

    what the..? does anyone else see what my last post just did?

    *time in*
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    Yeah, that happens when your line runs too long.
    • CommentAuthorlynthingy
    • CommentTimeSep 24th 2010
     
    When will the world realize that life is just AWESO without ME in it??

    :cheer:
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeSep 25th 2010
     
    Yeah...if there's no hard return or space, the line just goes on until the entire bottom scrollbar is used up, despite the fact that it looks normal in the "comments" box. I don't know what happens after that--I've never tried it.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeSep 25th 2010 edited
     
    Well, that was interesting. It goes on quite a way. I guess eventually you exceed the character limit, but I never got there, and I have more important things to do that to sit here with my index finger on the q key waiting to see how long it takes to make the scroll bar disappear.
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      CommentAuthorenglishcad
    • CommentTimeSep 27th 2010
     
    Well after a massive search found the run away letter from the previous post. It was living in Argentina under an assumed name...

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      CommentAuthorPaute
    • CommentTimeSep 28th 2010 edited
     
    TIME OUT I´m not!

    TIME IN


    BBC Comedy has the best error page.



  31.  
    TIME OUT

    I once got an error message from youtube or google saying there has been an error and a team of well trained flying monkeys has been sent to deal with the problem.

    Love them


    TIME IN
    • CommentAuthorlynthingy
    • CommentTimeSep 28th 2010
     
    "Beat me," said the masochist.

    "No," said the sadist.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeSep 28th 2010
     
    I've eaten too many slip-skin grapes.
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      CommentAuthorenglishcad
    • CommentTimeSep 28th 2010
     
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      CommentAuthorPaute
    • CommentTimeSep 29th 2010
     
    A place for all you John Cleese people to waffle on about how wonderful everything is in the land of Cheese.
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    10/10/10

    For Douglas Adams fans it's also

    forty two day.
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    Inquisitor - Funny, and kind of creepy :)
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeSep 29th 2010
     
    I have to go fill my birdfeeders now.
  39.  
    just got out of tango class... now i have sweaty bits.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeSep 30th 2010
     
    Wild weather forecast for tomorrow: 30 mph winds with gusts up to 55mph, and possibly as much as 6" of rain, all courtesy of the remains of tropical storm Nicole. We'll see what really happens.
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    This approach streamlines the design process curve through co-engineering and process management of specific engineering processes resulting in shortened time-to-production, time-to-market cycles and enhanced customer satisfaction.
  42.  
    TIME OUT

    What???

    Somebody give Inquisitor his daily shot of tequila. I think he's been reading again.

    TIME IN
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    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeOct 1st 2010
     
    This "storm" wasn't much more than about a 15 minute downpour and some intermittent light rain, though it was windy enough this morning to bring down a small branch about 1" in diameter.
  45.  
    <---Time Out--->
    I'm job hunting and that was actually a part of a job description. I read it through several times before I decided it was just marketing jargon. Either that or the new dolphin language MrsThing is trying to learn through RossetaStone.
    <---Time In--->



    You have to know those things when you're a King.
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      CommentAuthorcassbtt
    • CommentTimeOct 1st 2010
     
    This is only slightly sequitur so I won't "time out".

    I once filled in a job application with one of those personality tests. You know, the ones where you "do you feel this way or that way based on this situation".

    Well, the whole thing was worded so ambiguously (or I was having a bad day) that as I handed in the sheet upon completion I came to the conclusion that I answered every question exactly the opposite from what I meant.

    Needless to say I didn't get the job. I only wish as I was walking out I'd realized this and maybe fluttered an eyelid or gestured a tic in my right shoulder or something, just to throw them off!! They might have been extra nice (scared) and given me a free coffee, a mug with a company logo, or something.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeOct 2nd 2010
     
    Our resident ghost has been much noisier lately.

    It's a little scary. It sounds angry.
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      CommentAuthorCPDolly
    • CommentTimeOct 3rd 2010
     
    I washed my ferret yesterday. As she stirred poop all over and around her immediately after the bath I feel quite... mad.
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      CommentAuthorenglishcad
    • CommentTimeOct 3rd 2010
     
    Time out... Cad would very much like to see that CP. Ferret is a metaphor right?
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      CommentAuthorenglishcad
    • CommentTimeOct 3rd 2010
     
 

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