Field Mouse: The Non-Sequitur Thread

I was here a long time ago.

Tortured by genius such a cross to bare!

What? why? how? Helps to blink, crane your head then you realise just what this weirdo is holding!!





Think Cad would rather take his chances with a great white shark than this!

I had a fabulous afternoon with my attorney. He is the same age as John. God, I love men older than me. They tickle me fancy...

It's been a good year for blueberries in Chile.

And the Big Cheese gets his at midnight. Or something like that. (Referencing the British Dental Association sketch.)

"There, Flopsy's dead and never called me mother."

MUST...ADD....COMMENT....

NON-SEQUITUR THREAD IS FALLING...FALLING...FALLING...

I LOST IT ONCE... MUST...NOT...HAPPEN....AGAIN....

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Burma!

I panicked!

tell him:

"ni hao, WanK! ni shi wode peng you."

Time out.

QTT: This is the NON-sequitur thread. The rule is that no post can have anything to do with the three posts before it.

You can get around it by whispering comments to the person to whom you want to respond.

Carry on, my wayward son.

It's like wiping before you poop!
It's like a screen door on a submarine!
It's like thinking Sherlock Holmes is a housing project!
It's like thinking Peter Pan is a wash basin in a whorehouse!!**
I could go on and on....but, I think you get the picture.




** My favorite - makes ya think!

It's been snowing for over 7 hours, and all we've got is 2" of snow. They keep saying it's going to get much worse "later", but "later" keeps getting later. I think we've been had. I'm going to call the weather forecaster and demand my money back!

As of March 10, 2005, Federal regulations prevent use of an email address that is potentially a wireless device. Please make sure the email address you enter is not associated with a wireless account.

I've got to get to the gym today. Maybe if I get some exercise, I'll sleep better.

I have very little ambition. My greatest hope is to one day get my face on one of those website sidebar ads for cut rate mortgages.

The way to Hell has always been the funny way.

Totally unrelated to CP's post...

Cad has a one way ticket...

We might get some more snow Monday night.

Leonardo Da Vinci's Resume:



The translation of this letter is quite remarkable:

"Most Illustrious Lord, Having now sufficiently considered the specimens of all those who proclaim themselves skilled contrivers of instruments of war, and that the invention and operation of the said instruments are nothing different from those in common use: I shall endeavor, without prejudice to any one else, to explain myself to your Excellency, showing your Lordship my secret, and then offering them to your best pleasure and approbation to work with effect at opportune moments on all those things which, in part, shall be briefly noted below.
1. I have a sort of extremely light and strong bridges, adapted to be most easily carried, and with them you may pursue, and at any time flee from the enemy; and others, secure and indestructible by fire and battle, easy and convenient to lift and place. Also methods of burning and destroying those of the enemy.
2. I know how, when a place is besieged, to take the water out of the trenches, and make endless variety of bridges, and covered ways and ladders, and other machines pertaining to such expeditions.
3. If, by reason of the height of the banks, or the strength of the place and its position, it is impossible, when besieging a place, to avail oneself of the plan of bombardment, I have methods for destroying every rock or other fortress, even if it were founded on a rock, etc.
4. Again, I have kinds of mortars; most convenient and easy to carry; and with these I can fling small stones almost resembling a storm; and with the smoke of these cause great terror to the enemy, to his great detriment and confusion.
5. And if the fight should be at sea I have kinds of many machines most efficient for offense and defense; and vessels which will resist the attack of the largest guns and powder and fumes.
6. I have means by secret and tortuous mines and ways, made without noise, to reach a designated spot, even if it were needed to pass under a trench or a river.
7. I will make covered chariots, safe and unattackable, which, entering among the enemy with their artillery, there is no body of men so great but they would break them. And behind these, infantry could follow quite unhurt and without any hindrance.
8. In case of need I will make big guns, mortars, and light ordnance of fine and useful forms, out of the common type.
9. Where the operation of bombardment might fail, I would contrive catapults, mangonels, trabocchi, and other machines of marvelous efficacy and not in common use. And in short, according to the variety of cases, I can contrive various and endless means of offense and defense.
10. In times of peace I believe I can give perfect satisfaction and to the equal of any other in architecture and the composition of buildings public and private; and in guiding water from one place to another.
11. I can carry out sculpture in marble, bronze, or clay, and also I can do in painting whatever may be done, as well as any other, be he who he may.
Again, the bronze horse may be taken in hand, which is to be to the immortal glory and eternal honor of the prince your father of happy memory, and of the illustrious house of Sforza.

And if any of the above-named things seem to anyone to be impossible or not feasible, I am most ready to make the experiment in your park, or in whatever place may please your Excellency - to whom I comment myself with the utmost humility, etc."


Cad - are you sure you didn't write this?

I just found a pic of me nearly naked on the internet... wish I hadn't put that on there.

Meow

Miss Thing just looked out the window at the bluish dusk and said, "Wow, it looks like someone photo-edited the whole world!"

It was such a gorgeous, unseasonably warm day today, I grilled lamb chops for dinner. Had to shovel the snow away from the grill, but it was SO worth it!

The Fancy Pants Adventure
The 2nd Fancy Pants Adventure
Green, red, blue, yellow... Oh, how many colors!

-lo bob.
-lo.
-you have pie?
-no.
-I hate you bob.
-word.