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      CommentAuthorenglishcad
    • CommentTimeOct 4th 2009
     
    *Muttering* 'Neutral, bloody neutral'
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeOct 4th 2009
     
    I don't know what to write... I have to go to the loo.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeOct 4th 2009
     
    I love seals, they are so cute animals.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeOct 5th 2009
     
    I swam in the ocean today--the water's still warm, and the air temp was in the 70s F. Perfect!
    • CommentAuthorlynthingy
    • CommentTimeOct 6th 2009
     
    Bang Bang Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon his head...
    Bang Bang Maxwell's siver hammer made sure he was dead!

    :boogie:
    • CommentAuthorlynthingy
    • CommentTimeOct 6th 2009
     
    "I went to a restaurant with a sign that said they served breakfast at any time. So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance."
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeOct 6th 2009
     
    I've got no voice this morning, and my chest hurts.
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      CommentAuthorenglishcad
    • CommentTimeOct 6th 2009
     
    A real red neck family will have had an uncle who's last words were "you all watch this now!"
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeOct 6th 2009
     
    It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeOct 7th 2009
     
    (Next day) It's 8am, and it's pitch fucking dark out! We're having a rain storm today, but still. It's 8am, Mother Nature! Get out of your frickin' bed and make some coffee!
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    NON sequitur *rolling eyes*
    • CommentAuthorlynthingy
    • CommentTimeOct 7th 2009
     
    Non sequiturs are like bicycles, they don't bathe.
    • CommentAuthorlynthingy
    • CommentTimeOct 7th 2009
     
    oops
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeOct 7th 2009
     
    Busy, busy, busy!
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    Lick me!!!!!
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    TIME OUT!

    that wasn't for mrsthing, that lick me statement. that was for my imaginary man lover

    TIME IN!
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    Buttman, du-du-du-du-du-du-du-duh buttman - BUTTMAN
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeOct 8th 2009
     
    Have you seen Lydia, the tattooed lady?
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeOct 9th 2009
     
    Wow, so many non-sequiturs.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeOct 9th 2009
     
    I have to go to bed! It's late and I have a lot to do tomorrow.
    • CommentAuthorlynthingy
    • CommentTimeOct 9th 2009
     
    A man walks down the street. It's a street in a strange world. Maybe it's the third world. Maybe it's his first time around.
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    These pretzels... are making me thirsty.
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeOct 9th 2009
     
    When others get excited, I wonder If they need to weewee, just like I do when I get excited? Who knows...
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeOct 9th 2009
     
    I want my Maypo!
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      CommentAuthorenglishcad
    • CommentTimeOct 9th 2009
     
    Well your best friend can make it bigger as can your mother and sister!
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeOct 9th 2009
     
    I can't think of anything to say.
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    swish.... swish... plack.... mirk.... sfoon... swish.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeOct 10th 2009
     
    There must be little cupids in the briny
    Shooting out their arrows merrily
    For the girls are all so spoony
    And the fellows honeymoony
    Oh there must be little cupids in the sea!
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    Yay! I move in 5 days!!!!

    WHOO!

    5 days!!!!

    Yay!!!!

    Dammit...no one is going to help me move =(
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      CommentAuthorCPDolly
    • CommentTimeOct 12th 2009
     
    I want your sex.

    No, not yours, you pervert!
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      CommentAuthorenglishcad
    • CommentTimeOct 12th 2009
     
    what was the person thinking when they milked the first cow?
    • CommentAuthorlynthingy
    • CommentTimeOct 12th 2009
     
    It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeOct 12th 2009
     
    The first cow milker was thinking:

    A. Teats give milk, I want milk, let's see if I can squeeze some out of this cow.

    OR

    B. TITTIES!
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      CommentAuthorLaurenS
    • CommentTimeOct 12th 2009
     
    Oh crap.
    • CommentAuthorlynthingy
    • CommentTimeOct 12th 2009 edited
     
    Some people are like slinkies - they are really good for nothing but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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      CommentAuthorLaurenS
    • CommentTimeOct 12th 2009
     
    Oh no. I've only got one hershey kiss left.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeOct 13th 2009
     
    *Thinking*
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeOct 13th 2009
     
    I read in the news today that they did a MRI on a dead salmon's brain and it responded to pictures of people. Scientists were trying to demonstrate that MRI technology can still go wrong, but some people chose to believe that the salmon either wasn't quite dead (it was purchased from a fish market), or that it had a soul. Weird.
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      CommentAuthorenglishcad
    • CommentTimeOct 13th 2009
     
    Why is Cad cursed so?
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      CommentAuthorPerriMouse
    • CommentTimeOct 13th 2009
     
    There was a little girl
    That had a little curl
    Right in the middle of her forehead.
    When she was good
    She was very very good
    And when she was bad
    She was Horrid!
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeOct 13th 2009
     
    Why can't I cook decent Chinese food anymore? I used to be really good at it.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeOct 13th 2009
     
    Grrrrr...
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeOct 14th 2009
     
    Finally played the Doobie Brothers "Live Extended" CD. It sucked. Sloppy, poorly recorded versions of songs that were really good in the studio. It's rare I prefer the plugged in version, but in this case, the live version sucked. They sounded like a bunch of drunks singing in a bathroom.
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      CommentAuthorMacNerd
    • CommentTimeOct 14th 2009
     
    I have a pimple right in the very center of each ass cheek. It makes them look like breasts.
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      CommentAuthorenglishcad
    • CommentTimeOct 14th 2009
     
    As the quaint old English saying goes my dear 'suck it and see'
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeOct 14th 2009
     
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'm not colorblind
    Are you?
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeOct 15th 2009
     
    Must...have...chocolate......
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    Dusty Dusty Dusty
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeOct 16th 2009
     
    Someone in the BAFTA audience wants to sleep with the Pythons. All of them. Michael said they'd be in a particular room at the Waldorf Astoria after the show.

    I'll go to bed daydreaming...:shamed:
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeOct 17th 2009
     
    A plane's flying over me. Well, not over me, but over the roof under which I am.