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Fjord Moose: The Non-Sequitur Thread

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- CommentAuthormrsthing
- CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
No post can have anything to do with the three immediately preceding it. So you'll have to read those three before you post.

Don't answer anyone's comments in this thread.

Don't go all passive agressive and start a conversation. It's just a game.

Be brief.
- CommentAuthormrsthing
- CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
It's almost 3am here. Mr. Thing is snoring away, and I'm about to be sick to my stomach.
- CommentAuthorchris14
- CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
My plants are beautiful.
- CommentAuthorLozzykinz
- CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
My left boob hurts
- CommentAuthorCPDolly
- CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
I wonder what's for breakfast...
- CommentAuthorLozzykinz
- CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
chicken flavoured Hula Hoops!?
- CommentAuthorCPDolly
- CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
No, mom, don't throw my eels away, I love them! Noooooo!
- CommentAuthorgungasdindin
- CommentTimeJul 24th 2009 edited
Wedding Dance Video - Youtube Video of the day, July 24, 2009
- CommentAuthorCPDolly
- CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
Listen to my words, because the world as we know it will change forever after this night! Behold the incredible mayhem caused by the merciless Rubbik cube!
- CommentAuthorMacNerd
- CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
Arguing with my family is like playing Whack-A-Mole with my penis. It's painful, ineffective, and gets me kicked out of Chuck-E-Cheese's.
- CommentAuthorCPDolly
- CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
Do you know what's the main problem when you try to hide a corpse when you're completely drunk? I don't, so, please, tell me.
- CommentAuthorthumble
- CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
Strumpets! Bring me more strumpets! And cheese! Let me smother my fingers in love!!!
- CommentAuthorthumble
- CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
My wife use to be my sequitary - she always followed me around. No idea why she never found out about miss non-sequitary, my mattress.
- CommentAuthorCPDolly
- CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
Pan Pan Pangea, Pan pan pan! Tachaaaash!
- CommentAuthorBen
- CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
Warning: Leave this house in a serpentine manner. Thankyou.
- CommentAuthorCPDolly
- CommentTimeJul 24th 2009 edited
Oh, God, my F*ckintos doesn't work, AGAIN! MAD, I FEEL MAD! AAAAARGH!
- CommentAuthorMacNerd
- CommentTimeJul 24th 2009 edited
Nougat-pilfering cheese-cretins! ALL OF YOU!
- CommentAuthorCPDolly
- CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
Do androids dream with electric sheep?
Pudding!
- CommentAuthorlynthingy
- CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. Upon a slitted sheet I sit.
- CommentAuthorLozzykinz
- CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
I wish I'd never ate that
- CommentAuthorBen
- CommentTimeJul 24th 2009 edited
I learned the hard way that that part of my body is not, in fact, scratch and sniff.
- CommentAuthorCPDolly
- CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
My semprini burns! Help! I need somebody, help!
- CommentAuthorBen
- CommentTimeJul 24th 2009 edited
Thats it! I refuse to watch this shamless debautchery of young girls any longer, no more Project Runway for me!
- CommentAuthorCPDolly
- CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
Squeeze me if you want to live another day, my little fellow! Squeeeeeze me!
MUAHAHAHAHA!
- CommentAuthorBen
- CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
No Billy! The dog's privates are not a toy!
- CommentAuthorCPDolly
- CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
Oh, my God, I've just found an Egyptian tomb, and here, the hieroglyphics say: "If you read this you're a dumb, teehee!". Great... ¬¬ Oh, yeah? Do you know what I think about you? I'll call you Tout-ass-hammock, just for fun! Do you like it, huh? Tout-ass-hammock!
- CommentAuthorBen
- CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
Are you sure it wasn't Chris Farley's tomb?
- CommentAuthorCPDolly
- CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
Mmmmmh, maybe, if we gather this *glup-glu-glup* and this *glor-glor-glor* then we get...
An exploding van! Teehee!
- CommentAuthorBen
- CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
How bout this!
- CommentAuthorBen
- CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
Gong now, sorry Dolly! Bye Byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
- CommentAuthorchris14
- CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
Oh, what a day it was.
- CommentAuthorthumble
- CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
"Are you sure it wasn't Chris Farley's tomb?"

TIME OUT!! SOMEONE READ THE YOUNGSTER THE RULES. THIS A SEQUITUR.

Game on again....
- CommentAuthorchris14
- CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
Posting after Gungas' horoscope chart made my comments looking weird.
- CommentAuthorthumble
- CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
Lollygag is a derisive term for sailors who failed to enter seafaring menus in the Galley Log. "Mostly fish, but occasionally limes" would have done it. But did the scurvy knaves bother? NO!!
- CommentAuthorthumble
- CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
It is impossible to post out of turn in a non-sequitur thread. One of life's little pleasures.
- CommentAuthorchris14
- CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
I'm sleepy, but there's still a lot to do.
- CommentAuthormrsthing
- CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
I see birds!
- CommentAuthorthumble
- CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
A thrush just gobbed on my cabbages.
- CommentAuthorCPDolly
- CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
Oh, no, my tea is evaporating and I can't do anything to stop it! Noooooooo!
Green.
- CommentAuthorthumble
- CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
Lechery is next to celery when it comes to hormone salads. TZu Wi (loosely translated from the Inner Mongolian)
- CommentAuthorCPDolly
- CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
¿Ramin-ibash ¡Iosh-oi que-euk
- CommentAuthorthumble
- CommentTimeJul 25th 2009
The wood are lovely, dark and deep, but I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I solve the problem with the refrigerator.

Robert DeFrost.
- CommentAuthormrsthing
- CommentTimeJul 25th 2009
The Huns are at the gate! Set fire to the moat!
- CommentAuthorlynthingy
- CommentTimeJul 25th 2009
a·rach·nid(-rknd)

NOUN:

Any of various arthropods of the class Arachnida, such as spiders, scorpions, mites, and ticks, characterized by four pairs of segmented legs and a body that is divided into two regions, the cephalothorax and the abdomen. Also called arachnoid. Also called "OMYGODITSAHUGEFUCKINGSPIDERFORCHRISTSAKEGETMEOUTOFHERE" (Texas pronounciation)
- CommentAuthorCPDolly
- CommentTimeJul 25th 2009
God said, Let there be light, and Chuck Norris answered, How do you say it?
- CommentAuthorchris14
- CommentTimeJul 25th 2009
Sometimes I have a weird feeling as if I'm talking to myself. I have this strange feeling even now. I wish I knew why. It happens to me sometimes in 'talking', but until now, it never occured in writing. Very odd.
- CommentAuthorLozzykinz
- CommentTimeJul 25th 2009
Chris, are you insane?
- CommentAuthorthumble
- CommentTimeJul 25th 2009
TIME OUT! TIME OUT! NON-SEQUITUR VIOLATION.

Lozzykinz. Please keep your typing fingers up, do not clench, grapple or comment about ANYTHING said before within the last three posts. Insanity is not important. The rules, however, are.

Game on.
- CommentAuthorLozzykinz
- CommentTimeJul 25th 2009
FUCK!
- CommentAuthorthumble
- CommentTimeJul 25th 2009
TIME OUT AGAIN....

Os swearing about the previous post...

Play on Lozz, and may the greatest wit win, in a detached sort of way.

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