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    • CommentAuthorlynthingy
    • CommentTimeNov 13th 2009
     
    Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake Ooooooooon Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake Meeeeeeeee Oooooooooooooooooon
    I'll beeeeee gooooooooooone

    SUCH a great song! Rushing to my iTunes - forgot all about it!

    Thanks for the flashback Val!
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    :boogie:
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      CommentAuthorgungasdindin
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2009 edited
     


    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2009
     
    OOO! OOO! I *know* that one! I *know* "Take Me On"!!! :boogie: I even used to like it!

    Cool vids, Gungas! I really liked both of them.
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    Haha the literal version... This one is also hilarious in my opinion, while we're at it



    And please don't mention Dr. Parnassus, I'll probably have to wait a YEAR for it to come out in this hellhole... I've been waiting so long... That and Alice are my next cinematic goals. Also, this:

    The Men Who Stare At Goats

    Aaaaand this

    A Serious Man

    (New Coen brothers...)


    God so many good films, that are never going to get to theaters here... I have to get out of here
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      CommentAuthorgungasdindin
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2009 edited
     
    LETS TRY TO KEEP TO THE THEME OF THE THREAD FOR ONCE, OK?!!! (lol.)


    NOTE: For the record, I didn't make this - Gungas.
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      CommentAuthorgungasdindin
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2009 edited
     


    Uncanny. People often wonder why you'd never see the two in the same room together.
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    May I please articulate HOW FUCKING GORGEOUS those pics are?! GunGasDinDin - may the creative well never run dry. Go GunGas! Go DinDin! Rintintin!
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    LOL John Cleese Womanizer!

    Gungas, you're the forum's Terry Gilliam.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2009
     
    Wonderful! Everything is wonderful! Though since it's not yours, Gungas, I'll say that I could think of better ways to use that song with John's photos and clips. I just can't do it.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2009
     
    It would be funnier to use clips of him in drag, for one thing. Lends a whole new meaning to the word "womanizer".
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    Ooh, Britney and JC - two of my favorite things!

    Paul... he was so breathtaking...
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2009
     
    And from what I've heard (he lived in CT, but not near me), he was an incredibly nice person who invested a lot of himself in local theater productions and instructing new actors. Not to mention his organic food business, part of the profits of which went to charity. I never heard anyone say a mean word about him.
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      CommentAuthorgungasdindin
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2009 edited
     


    "My lovely daughter, Camilla, found this one as she was burning my mementos; trying to keep warm as I forgot to pay the gas bill.
    I bet you can't guess who my partner is. Apparently he erased all the tapes of the music we recorded."
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      CommentAuthorgungasdindin
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2009 edited
     


    Title: Killing Time In Glendale

    "Well here we are, at last, in Glendale. Better kill some time. I know. How about some.... bowling.
    Someone suggested we rename the headpin - Alice Faye"
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      CommentAuthorgungasdindin
    • CommentTimeNov 15th 2009 edited
     


    "Michael Winner found this snap under the floor mat of his Bentley so he sent it along for me to share with you. Here I am learning a new song. If I remember correctly, it went something like:

    Smoke On The Water. A Fire In the sky.

    Mesmerizing. Just...utterly....mesmerizing. Funnily enough, it was originally written just round the corner."



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      CommentAuthorgungasdindin
    • CommentTimeNov 15th 2009 edited
     
    "Garry caught this on late late late late...late t.v. last night. Utterly....mesmerizing."

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    New England Tour! Yay! I can't go, but my beautiful, gorgeous niece can go! That is, if she isn't on call. Look for the blonde American, Mr. Cleese! Marry her! Be my nephew-in-law! How cool! What part of New England? Going to the Universities?
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    True....one of my all-time fav songs (other than everything by Paul McCartney). Spandeaux Ballet, however spelled....I know this...much is...TRUE!
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      CommentAuthorjackcheese
    • CommentTimeNov 15th 2009
     
    Very good indeed.
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      CommentAuthorgiacoma
    • CommentTimeNov 15th 2009 edited
     
    Never get HIM, must be time difference

    Fan the correct spelling is Spandau Ballet, had the hots for Tony as a little girl!
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    Oh, btw - Spandau is a suburb/part of Berlin. To give out an useless piece of information.
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    Just spend half an hour watching those literal video versions - could somebody do this with the Knights of the Round Table song from Holy Grail Song, please - no wait! It is already literal...
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    Getting back to Mrs. Thing desire to keep to the code, er, topic of this thread -
    I was asking his wholeniness at the open mike section of the show - if it was insecurity that made him marrying the psychoanalystica - and if he would consider sueing her for professional misconduct... Taking advantage of him, being unethical... Unfortunately, I was petrified after asking this, and my auditory system took a holiday break - so I have NO FUCKING IDEA what his answer was - anybody here having him seen in geriatric Yountville? HELP overcoming my amnesia? Please? And - the show is great. Surprise Surprise.
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      CommentAuthorgungasdindin
    • CommentTimeNov 15th 2009 edited
     
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      CommentAuthorgungasdindin
    • CommentTimeNov 15th 2009 edited
     
    RE: Mrs. Thing - "It would be funnier to use clips of him in drag."
    Unfortunately video work is extremely time consuming but I agree with your conclusion.

    RE: MsFannytwinkle-Butt - "...Look for the blonde American, Mr. Cleese! Marry her! Be my nephew-in-law! How cool!"

    jackcheese - "Very good indeed."

    ...............:rolling:

    RE: doc.universal"... so I have NO FUCKING IDEA what his answer was.

    Perhaps....Henri Bergson??!

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    I think Jack Cheese was referring to the song "True" as very good.

    However, it could be about marrying my niece. That would be wonderful and the family would be grateful. She's quite gorgeous but unfortunately very, very smart.
    Men feel intimidated although she is as sweet a person as you'll ever find. Became a medical doctor and then went on to become a psychiatrist. Natural blonde. 30's. in New England, but a Southern Belle. With a New England University hospital. She would kill me for talking about her on a forum. She attracts tons of guys but she doesn't have time because all she does is work, work, work. She's very, very serious about her career. Very caring about her patients. But has a great sense of humor, because after all, she came out of my family. I don't know if she's still talking to me after the last prank I pulled on her.

    Oh, please do find her and marry her, Mr. Cleese! She's much nicer than other blondes you've known.
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      CommentAuthorgungasdindin
    • CommentTimeNov 15th 2009 edited
     
    RE: MsFannytwinkle-Butt - "I think Jack Cleese was referring to the song "True" as very good."

    Or he was being ironic. The world may never know!



    http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Big-Book-of-Irony/Jon-Winokur/e/9780312354831
    Title: Killing Time In Thousand Oaks

    "Not much improved score wise but I did manage to completely annihilate the five-pin."
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    Bergsoncheese">


    Oh - COME ON! That is soooo old news:


    Michael Miles: Jolly good. Well your first question for the blow on the head this evening is: What great opponent of Cartesian dualism resists the reduction of psychological phenomena to physical states?
    Woman: I don't know that!
    Michael Miles: Well, have a guess.
    Woman: Henri Bergson.
    Michael Miles: Is the correct answer!
    Woman: Ooh, that was lucky. I never even heard of him.
    Michael Miles: Jolly good.
    Woman: I don't like darkies.

    Wikipedia word count:
    Bergson = 6772
    Cheese = 6355

    BERGSON WINS!

    you can do better than that.

    :swingin:
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    And GasDinGunDin - the Star Trek reference is soo heart-warming. Have to admit, Spock was another crush of my teenager years - no offense, cheese was more intimate, if I remember correctly.:shamed:
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    Gungas, why in the hell are you poking at me so much? What the fuck did I ever do to YOU?

    Just forget it. Who cares what he thought when he wrote it? Who cares what you think or what anyone else thinks?

    Who fucking cares?

    NOT FUCKING ME!
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    You probably wrote it, gungas. Probably wasn't Cleese at all.

    So:

    fuck you fuck you fuck you

    and

    damn you damn you damn you

    and

    eatshit eatshit eatshit

    and

    gth gth gth

    and

    kma u sob -x -o mns ht

    and

    whtvr

    and

    WIEIELTIEIE

    now I am THRU!

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    I beat that author to it, I had a website of ironic photos back almost 10 years ago. Nothing new in this world, nothing...nothing...

    and YES the WORLD MIGHT KNOW! The WORLD DOES KNOW! ALL-SEEING EYE!
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeNov 15th 2009
     
    Very good indeed.

    "Very good indeed"? Oh, come on, Jack! You come to this thread FULL of WONDERFUL fan art, and the best your fertile mind can come up with is "Very good indeed"?

    How terribly British of you.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeNov 15th 2009
     
    I still like you best, though. :wink:
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    Ms. Butt, sorry to hear your distress, I suggest alternative phrases to emphasize the severity of your distress:

    fuck (noun)
    (no meaning) Term can be used with the definite article as a pure expletive in sentence initial position: 'What the fuck are you doing, Mary?' 'The fuck you say!' It can also be used with the definite article: 'Like fuck I'm going to date Mary tonight!'
    the act of fucking' (roughly) Synonymous with 'piece of ass.' 'John had a hot fuck last night.'
    fuck (verb, intransitive)
    have intercourse See fuck (transitive). Here, it must have a conjoined subject: John and Mary are fucking.
    fuck (verb, transitive)
    to have intercourse with someone. This word was once considered the most unacceptable word in English. In the last twenty years it has become more acceptable in various contexts. Still not acceptable in parlour room contexts, in school, etc. Though banned on American TV it can be heard on Canadian TV and radio in certain limited cases.
    fuck around (verb, intransitive)
    do nothing imporant or nothing at all. "John's just fucking around today."
    go away Used an expletive to indicate to indicate mild annoyance: "Well, fuck around!"
    fuck around (verb, transitive)
    To be somehwt dishonest with someone. "John's fucking Mary around all the time."
    fuck me harder (sentence, idiom)
    Expression in response to an unwanted and undesirable action done to the speaker.
    fuck off (verb, intransitive)
    go away Usually used as a command in an uncomplementary sense: "Fuck off, asshole!"
    fuck oneself (verb phrase)
    get lost Outside of the literal meaning which few males can do, this expression has abouat the same meaning as 'get lost'; i.e. go away.: Mary told John to go fuck himself.
    fuck up (verb, intransitive)
    make a mistake See fuck (transitive).
    fuck up (verb, transitive)
    (1) to make a mess out of something, (2) to cause someone to become psychologically unstable. See fuck up (intransitive). (1) "John really fucked his assignment up." (2) "John's parents really fucked him up."
    fucked (past tense of fuck), (passive participle)
    (1) to be psychologically maladjusted, (2) to be a mess (of situations and certain objects) Derived from and generally synonymous with 'fuck up'. "John is really fucked." "John's project is fucked beyond hope."
    fucked up (passive participle)
    (1) to be psychologically maladjusted, (2) to be a mess (of situations and certain objects) See 'fuck up'.
    to be using larger doses of drugs than normal such as alcohol or acid Used in the drug community for people who are tripping hard.
    fucker (noun)
    a male person Derogatory term: 'The little fucker stole 10 bucks.'
    One who fucks 'John is a squirrely fucker.'
    fucking (adjective)
    (no specific meaning) term is commonly used as an expletive with a pejorative sense: 'John is a fucking asshole.'

    ... and the "John" is NOT my idea, see:
    http://www.members.tripod.com/~nelson_g/english.html
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      CommentAuthorgungasdindin
    • CommentTimeNov 15th 2009 edited
     
    Sorry Ms. Fannytwinklebutt, but with my initial statement regarding 'Smoke On The Water' I was being ironic since jackcheese has probably never heard of 'Smoke On The Water'. Camilla pointed out to us eons ago that he was illiterate when it came to modern music - he didn't know who Mick Jagger was.

    You wouldn't know this unless you'd been around awhile. I apologize if I have caused you any distress. But, as I said, we may never know what was meant.

    If it makes you feel any better, I've just now had to use some discount tin foil that has the thickness of gold leaf to line the baking pan and my steak dinner will most probably be ruined and I will probably consume 1000% of the normal daily recommended intake of aluminum.



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    Oh look. Isn't this sweet:

    Stick Avalanche is a simple flash game. Dodge the falling triangles and collect the red circles for more points.

    http://www.k2xl.com/games/stickavalanche.html
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    John is a squirrely fucker. Hehe.
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeNov 15th 2009
     
    He didn't know who Mick Jagger was?

    I hope he knows who Freddie Mercury is.

    Do you, jack?
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      CommentAuthorgungasdindin
    • CommentTimeNov 16th 2009 edited
     
    I'm thinking this is more in line with his taste.







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    Gungas is right.
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    Jack, I read that you like this:
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    Not to forget the "Decomposing Composers" ...:shocked:
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    Oh, btw -
    dear naughty mammal,

    squirrely fucker

    don't you think that

    lemurian intercourser

    would be more appropriate?
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    sorry. a bit too courageous here.:boogie:
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      CommentAuthorgungasdindin
    • CommentTimeNov 16th 2009 edited
     
    RE: Lozzykinz - I hope he knows who Freddie Mercury is.

    RE: doc.universal - Lemurian Intercourser :thumbup: more woody, less tinny.

    RE: Valetudinaria - Amazing how, today, Dick doesn't look like he's aged a bit and Groucho is a mere skeleton of himself.





    Freddy Cleese
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    And in the performance, he referred to his short, but intense Broadway career, the "Half A Sixpence" performance - that he had to mime, because he could not sing -
    but - what do you think - Oliver Cromwell from "Python Sings" is pretty good, right?
    (talking about general music here)
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeNov 16th 2009
     
    lmao Gungas!

    Very good indeed.
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    Gungas, do you not know when I am kidding?

    Lord,help me.

    Do I sound like I am distressed? LOL! You do not know me.

    Why do you think I put all those hahas at the end of that post?

    Okay, so he likes classical music. He didn't have to study it like I did at the university or he'd fucking hate it.

    Okay, I like some of it.

    But ROCK RULES.

    I can see now that I really do not want my niece to marry him, not with this classical music blight of his....
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      CommentAuthorgungasdindin
    • CommentTimeNov 16th 2009 edited
     
    John Cleese on wine, chocolate and the Pythons

    by Kerry Lengel - Nov. 14, 2009 05:38 PM
    The Arizona Republic

    Q: You've played so many characters. Any you didn't care for?

    A: I didn't enjoy doing "Harry Potter" at all. It's special-effects acting, which is the worst kind of acting because even the director doesn't know if you're doing it right. And special-effects directors have been living in caves and have no idea how to communicate to human beings. They would ask, "Can you look surprised?" Then, "Can you look surprised at half speed?" And really, have you ever tried to raise your eyebrows slowly?

    http://www.azcentral.com/thingstodo/stage/articles/2009/11/14/20091114qacleese1115.html

    Ventura County Star, Calif., Brett Johnson column

    This is how Cleese spent his 70th birthday on Oct. 27: He fielded calls from well-wishers at his Santa Barbara cottage, then worked with his yoga instructor "who came around this morning trying to make me feel like I'm not 70 -- she didn't succeed -- and talked to me about how it's better to live simply." He spent 10 minutes "trying to figure out which pills I have to take. That's the thing about getting old, there's so much more ... equipment." He then jumped in his car and did this interview en route to a meeting, to map out an East Coast tour next spring, at his agent's office in Los Angeles, where he was to be honored with a birthday party that night.

    http://www.californiachronicle.com/articles/yb/137719457

 

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