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      CommentAuthorgungasdindin
    • CommentTimeOct 29th 2009 edited
     
    Jimmy Fallon & John Cleese

    Starts slow but....lol.

    http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/video/clips/wheel-of-carpet-samples-monty-python-edition-part-1-101409/1166838/

    http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/video/clips/wheel-of-carpet-samples-monty-python-edition-part-2101409/1166801/

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    Oh yay the wheel of carpet samples is just about the only good thing what's-his-face has on the show! It's a tad awkward but it's just sufficiently silly :bigsmile:
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      CommentAuthorgungasdindin
    • CommentTimeOct 29th 2009 edited
     
    A Final Wave at the World” or “The Alimony Tour, Year One”

    Google Tour Map
    http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=116516077553785501801.000476f3fb2560b8ef7ed&z=5

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      CommentAuthorgungasdindin
    • CommentTimeNov 1st 2009 edited
     
    courtesy John Cleese on twitter.

    Note: I removed the video since it's on the blog.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeNov 1st 2009
     
    Oops--didn't know you'd already posted this, Gungas. Oh well, more opportunities for people to see it.
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeNov 1st 2009
     
    Cooooooooooeeeeey Garry! I can see yooooou!
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      CommentAuthorgungasdindin
    • CommentTimeNov 2nd 2009 edited
     
    Portland, Oregon

    NOTE: There was a picture here. Once. But you won't see it now. I took it down.

    Title: Killing Time in Portland

    "Nothing more invigorating than a good game of 5 pin bowling. Hope to get a grip on my game as I've become rather rusty." - John 'Stretch' Cleese
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeNov 2nd 2009
     
    Can't see the picture, Gungas. There's nothing but blank space.
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    RE: Can't see the picture, Gungas.

    Then right click to bring up a menu and click on 'Open Image In New Tab' or copy and paste the link. You shouldn't be having a problem as it is located in the same place I put my other photos.
    • CommentAuthorlynthingy
    • CommentTimeNov 2nd 2009
     
    Oops - a bit more technical support here... When I right click the ? it asks me to sign in to Windows Live and I don't have an account...

    :cry:
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    Yeah, doesn't seem like there's a pic there
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeNov 3rd 2009
     
    Right clicking in the comment box doesn't give me a menu with 'Open Image in New Tab'. And there's nothing in the box that's a link. This is all I see:

    Portland, Oregon



    Title: Killing Time in Portland

    "Nothing more invigorating than a good game of 5 pin bowling. Hope to get a grip on my game as I've become rather rusty." - John 'Stretch' Cleese
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    OK. What about now? I changed the URL. You shouldn't have to log into windows live.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeNov 3rd 2009
     
    Sorry, Gungas--I don't see a URL or a link, and I'm on the laptop now so I can't right click. Can you just post the URL so I can paste it into my browser?
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      CommentAuthorgungasdindin
    • CommentTimeNov 3rd 2009 edited
     


    Title: Killing Time in Portland

    "Nothing more invigorating than a good game of 5 pin bowling. Hope to get a grip on my game as I've become rather rusty." - John 'Stretch' Cleese

    http://myimages.bravenet.com/124/368/496/1/cleeseportlandbowl.jpg




    New York Magazine
    Oct. 8, 2009

    Exclusive: John Cleese Slams Ex-Wife, Terry Gilliam, Republicans, His Hotel ...

    What age are you, Logan?
    34.

    Well, I have a rule not to date people less than half my age, but I guess it's okay to be interviewed by one.

    Another difference between you and some of the other Pythons.
    Entirely right! [Sixty-seven-year-old Terry Jones just fathered a child with his 26-year-old girlfriend.]

    http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/10/interview_john_cleese_slams_ex.html
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    Still no pic :sad:
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      CommentAuthorgungasdindin
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009 edited
     


    Title: Killing Time in Seattle

    "Bad score in Portland. I think the floor was warped. Better luck in Seattle I hope.
    Just ignore that black stuff on the side of my face. Had a bit of a run-in with some road tar as I hopped off the bus."


    http://myimages.bravenet.com/124/368/496/1/cleeseseattlebowl.jpg
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009 edited
     
    Goddammit! It wants me to sign up for an account on Windows Live to see the fucking picture!

    A search for "John Cleese Bowling Seattle" got this as the first entry:

    Cross-Dress Bowling at the Sunset Bowl | Seattle Twist
    Feb 23, 2008 ... They’ll start bowling at 7pm sharp and go until nine at which point they will retire to
    ... John Cleese Comedy Tour hits Seattle Nov. ...
    seattletwist.com/.../cross-dress-bowling-at-the-sunset-bowl/ - Cached - Similar


    The third entry was for a John C. Bowling.

    Oh, well; thanks for trying, Gungas!
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    I have a windows live thing and mine just doesn't show the pic when I try the link.
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    Ok. I've changed servers. What about now?
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      CommentAuthorgiacoma
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009
     
    OK, beautiful pics Gunga!
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      CommentAuthorgungasdindin
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009 edited
     


    "Garry has me on a new exercise regimen which is really distressing.
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      CommentAuthorgiacoma
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009
     
    :shocked:
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      CommentAuthorgungasdindin
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009 edited
     
    "Unbeknownst to me, Garry consulted with a world-renowned plastic surgeon and had some draft proposals created.
    I found this one as I was emptying the trash."
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    LOL Gungas definitely worth the wait...


    Oh no, you have contaminated our Highness with the Hoff! There is a line that's not to be crossed! I'm going to go gouge my eyes out
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    I have to admit though that it's very well made. Too well made. Which makes it that much ghastlier.
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    Title: Killing Time In Eugene.

    "We're now in Eugene, Oregon. Nothing better than a long bus ride at night followed by an invigorating round of 5 pin bowling. I think I'll keep my form, even though my scores have been low. No use trying to mix things up at this point. Will make some minor delivery corrections in my elbow. That should do the trick. Don't you think?"
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      CommentAuthorgungasdindin
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009 edited
     


    "Thank you, cad, for posting that shot on the other thread. I'd forgotten about it.

    Here is the original for your edification."




    compliments: Cirque De Lune
    • CommentAuthorMarianne
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009
     
    For the folks who saw the Seattle show last night, I wrote a bit about it and put up a couple pictures. Wonderful night!!

    http://diarrheaisland.blogspot.com/2009/11/john-cleese-smart-british-guy.html
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      CommentAuthorDrMom
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2009
     
    :clap:What a wonderful review! I hope he extends the tour my way (Kansas City)--I would love to see it.
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    I think I'm about to cry. It sounds so, so, sooo good.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeNov 5th 2009
     
    He makes aerial tricks look SO easy! I suppose it's in his blood--his mother was an acrobat, you know. :wink::wink:

    Nice bowling shots. Now I know why I couldn't find anything in the Google searches! LOL!
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeNov 5th 2009
     
    He morphed his face so that it was symmetrical in "The Human Face". I nearly threw up. It looked SO wrong! For the record, he made his left side the same as his right. I've always preferred his left profile.
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      CommentAuthorgungasdindin
    • CommentTimeNov 5th 2009 edited
     
    "Managed to squeeze an extra 75 points with that elbow change thingy I did in Eugene. Now we're bowling in Arcata. Actually....we aren't there yet, but this is how I imagine it's going to look."



    Title: Killing Time In Arcata
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      CommentAuthorgungasdindin
    • CommentTimeNov 5th 2009 edited
     


    "OMG!!! Today, my friend Charles happen to present one of my prize winning 5 pin bowling balls to the Premier of Ontario for his assessment and....the man seems to think the ball is a little larger than regulation. This is scandalous!! An international incident of monumental proportions!!"

    "Luckily, no one watches the national news in Canada." ....sigh.







    CBC BREAKING NEWS TICKER:

    International diplomatic incident as Prince and Duchess caught wearing two poppies each on their lapels. Story at 11.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeNov 5th 2009
     
    Gungas, where are you finding these ancient post cards?
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      CommentAuthorgungasdindin
    • CommentTimeNov 5th 2009 edited
     
    I've got bronchitis so I have a lot of time on my hands. Just googling.


    In fact here's one of Mrs. Cleese in her aerialist days....



    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeNov 5th 2009
     
    John just started that rumor as a joke. It must be fun to say something like that and watch all the fans and journalists jump on it.
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      CommentAuthorgungasdindin
    • CommentTimeNov 5th 2009 edited
     
    :rolling: Google results: Results 1 - 10 of about 159,000 for cleese mother acrobat.


    John Cleese was an outsider in school, and generally sat back and observed, developing his knack for subversive mockery. His mother was an acrobat, and his father sold insurance.
    http://www.lycos.com/info/john-cleese.html


    Cleese was raised an only child by his father, Reginald, an insurance salesman, and his mother, Muriel, an acrobat.
    http://www.variety.com/profiles/people/Biography/33797/John+Cleese.html?dataSet=1
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeNov 5th 2009
     
    Which just goes to show that nobody should take John at his word when he comes out with something like that.

    Did you look up "cleese affair saddam hussein"?
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      CommentAuthorgungasdindin
    • CommentTimeNov 5th 2009 edited
     


    "Look. I've found another one of Garry's plastic surgery samples. I suppose this is what one would look like if one were a republican governor of a sizeable American state."
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeNov 5th 2009
     
    I DON'T WANT TO SEE GEORGE W. BUSH'S FERRET FACE EVER AGAIN!!!


    John doesn't look so bad, though.
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    John Cleese Twitter trend map

    http://trendsmap.com/topic/@johncleese
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      CommentAuthorgiacoma
    • CommentTimeNov 6th 2009
     
    Nice review Marianne and thanks for the pics!
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    Halfway to Hollywood by Michael Palin
    Alfred Hickling on the memoirs of the Monty Python man
    The Guardian, Saturday 17 October 2009

    "Yet it's clear why Cleese later nominated Palin as his luxury item on Desert Island Discs because, whether exploring the Pacific Rim or jogging round Hampstead Heath, he makes such unfailingly good company."

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2009/oct/17/halfway-hollywood-michael-palin-python
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      CommentAuthorgungasdindin
    • CommentTimeNov 7th 2009 edited
     



    'Python' star slithers into Bay Area
    By Rich Freedman/Times-Herald staff writer
    Posted: 11/06/2009 08:12:37 AM PST

    "Beyond his marital hell, Cleese was actually told he would have to repair the porch steps in a Santa Barbara house he bought 15 years ago in case a burglar falls and sues him.

    "It's laugh-out-loud funny but isn't funny," Cleese said."

    http://www.timesheraldonline.com/thearts/ci_13729238
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      CommentAuthorenglishcad
    • CommentTimeNov 7th 2009
     
    Gungas opened his Christmas present early again then?

    Dear Father Christmas
    Can I have 'photo shop' advance this year...
    Promise I won't misuse it..
    Milk, Cookies and crystal meth in usual place.
    Love Gunga xxx
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    Seriously? John Cleese's mother was an acrobat? My great-grandmother was an acrobat, on horseback. We figure that's where we get these odd, muscular legs, all the acrobats and horse-trick riders in part of my family line.
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    Oh hell. He lied. Dammnit! Now we have nothing in common. Totally sucks.
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      CommentAuthorgungasdindin
    • CommentTimeNov 8th 2009 edited
     
    RE: Gungas opened his Christmas present early again then?

    Actually it's G.I.M.P. - The GNU Image Manipulation Program, and it's free.
    http://www.gimp.org/