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      CommentAuthorgungasdindin
    • CommentTimeJul 21st 2009 edited
     
    A Final Wave at the World” or “The Alimony Tour, Year One”

    “John Cleese will perform a comedy set in which he will be discussing his career in the zany and hilarious world of comedy, as well as his most pressing medical problems, his inability to find a suitable female companion, his mistrust of folk-dancing, and his latest plan for world peace.”

    10/08/2009 Bergen, Norway

    An Evening With John Cleese

    10/30/2009 Modesto, CA...Gallo Center For The Arts
    11/2/2009 Portland, OR.....Portland Center For The Performing Arts
    11/3/2009 Seattle, WA......Moore Theatre
    11/4/2009 Eugene, OR.....McDonald Theatre
    11/6/2009 Arcate, CA........Van Duzer Theatre, Humboldt University
    11/7/2009 Davis, CA.....Mondavi Performing Arts Center
    11/8/2009 Redwood City, CA....Fox Theatre
    11/10/2009 Chico, CA....California State University - Chico: Laxson Auditorium
    11/11/2009 Yountville, CA.....Lincoln Theater
    11/13/2009 Carmel, CA.....Sunset Cultural Center
    11/14/2009 Glendale, CA.....Alex Theatre
    11/15/2009 Thousand Oaks, CA....Fred Kavli Theatre, Thousand Oaks Civic Arts Plaza
    11/17/2009 Long Beach, CA....Carpenter Arts
    11/18/2009 San Diego, CA....Spreckels Theatre
    11/20/2009 Scottsdale, AZ....Scottsdale Center For The Performing Arts

    Live Nation Ticketing

    Silversea’s newest ultra-luxury ship, Silver Spirit

    John Cleese- 20 February 2010 (Buenos Aires to Santiago) Voyage 5005
    • CommentAuthorlynthingy
    • CommentTimeJul 21st 2009 edited
     
    ****************************************
    subliminal messaging to JC and agents...
    ****************************************
    further east.....
    ***************************************
    fuuuuuuuurther eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeast...
    ****************************************
    ffffuuuuuurrrrrrrtheeeeerrrr eeeeeeeaaaaasssst....
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    Oh! Haha! You are saying further east!

    At first, I thought you were doing that old burlesque sketch, is Dr.Ease-It in?
    • CommentAuthorlynthingy
    • CommentTimeJul 21st 2009 edited
     
    Thank you for providing subtitles to my subliminal messages.

    There, I fixed it! :bigsmile:

    I have not heard of Dr. Ease-it in, but something tells me he is related to our Cad. Or maybe they have a consortium of Ease-it in, Mok, Cad and Thumble, Esq. Kind of like Dewey Chetham and Howe.
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      CommentAuthorenglishcad
    • CommentTimeJul 21st 2009
     
    Gung for a moment there thought his holiness had sold his soul (again) and was something to do with that steaming pile of poo film, Year one with 'Jack about as funny as Gervais Black'.

    Can't we all just have a 'whip round' for the old sod so he can stop working?
    He can't need much money can he?
    Cad has done the sums
    Denture fix £1.00 a week
    Boiled sweets £1.50 a week
    2 gallons of paraffin for his heater £9.00 a week.
    Home help and meals on wheels are provided by the state.
    He gets free TV licence being over 85 and blind.
    Fish heads for his cat(that's what he blames the smell on anyway) free from Bob's fish & chip shop on the corner of his street.
    What else does he have to pay for??
    So by Cads reckoning he could live like a King for £23.50 a week
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeJul 21st 2009 edited
     
    Oh, it's [Hartford] so nice to [New York City] see that [Boston] John is [New Haven] doing more [Long Island] shows. It means [Newark] that he's still [Foxwoods Casino] in demand [Springfield, MA]. I wish [Mohegan Sun casino] I could afford [Manhattan] airfare to see [Cape Cod] them.
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      CommentAuthorgungasdindin
    • CommentTimeJul 21st 2009 edited
     
    Review from Just For Laughs show last Saturday:

    "To end the evening, Cleese presented the last segment of his own version of The Bachelor. However, his rose recipient refused to sign a pre-nuptial agreement, as did either of the runner-ups. Luckily for Cleese, a transsexual from the audience was more than willing to sign the paper. They were married that same night on stage."

    I wonder if Garry had to play the transsexual?

    Just for Laughs: Britcom Gala



    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeJul 21st 2009
     
    "To save the $20 million, he considered a “boat accident” but refused to be grouped in with Phil Spector."

    YOIKS!


    He probably did make Garry play the transsexual. Garry said he was in the show...

    I wonder how much he pays Garry to make it worth doing all this stuff?
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeJul 21st 2009
     
    You know, about a month ago, I tweeted John and said, "20 years with Garry and still no ring? You should have made it legal when you had the chance."

    :shocked:
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJul 22nd 2009
     
    Buenos Aries is my plan for Oct. darn. think I may change it.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeJul 22nd 2009
     
    :cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:

    Bergen is the closest place to me, and it's still far away... And the tickets seem very expensive, too.

    :cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:
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      CommentAuthorMacNerd
    • CommentTimeJul 22nd 2009
     
    What the hell? He can't be bothered to come to THE LARGEST CITY IN THE USA?????
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    Sir Michael will be in attendance, as well as
    An Evening Without Monty Python. Jolly good.
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    Oh my God! John Cleese is going on the Turd Boat!
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      CommentAuthorgiacoma
    • CommentTimeJul 22nd 2009
     
    Bergen is the closest place for me too and ... yes: tickets are expensive, maybe because it is August :sad:
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeJul 22nd 2009
     
    So, we miss it, I'm afraid, Gia. :cry:
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      CommentAuthorgiacoma
    • CommentTimeJul 22nd 2009
     
    He will perform closer one day.

    Where are you from Chris?
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      CommentAuthorenglishcad
    • CommentTimeJul 22nd 2009
     
    It's a shameless Cash dash...Wouldn't be surprised if his holiness sends Edmond Well in his place...
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeJul 22nd 2009
     
    What the hell? He can't be bothered to come to THE LARGEST CITY IN THE USA?????

    Garry said he *might* do some "east coast" shows next year. I asked if he meant "east coast" as "New York & Boston" or "DC and Philly", but I haven't heard back. He probably doesn't know yet.
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      CommentAuthorgungasdindin
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2009 edited
     
    John Cleese Astrology Chart

    born October 27, 1939 at 3:15 AM in Weston-Super-Mare (United Kingdom)
    Sun in 2°46 Scorpio, AS in 12°35 Virgo,
    Moon in 19°11 Aries, MC in 7°08 Gemini

    Chinese Astrology: Earth Cat
    Numerology: Birthpath 5

    • Your sensitivity
      • Your temperament is impulsive, John CLEESE (MONTY PYTHON), you are fond of instant thrills and you do not like to wait because you grow weary quickly.

    • Your intellect and your social life
      • You are the very type of the researcher endowed with great intellectual and imaginative capacities, John CLEESE (MONTY PYTHON), and your curiosity is very deep.

  21. Your affectivity and your seductiveness
    22. In your chart, the Sun and Venus are both in Scorpio. With this configuration, love is but excessive, burning or… inexistent. It is all or nothing, rosy or black!

  22. Your behaviour
    23. Psychologically speaking, your nature is nervous and secondary. Before you take action, you cautiously ponder over things and you review any possible alternative and reaction.

  23. Your will and your inner motivations
    24. Psychologically speaking, your nature is bilious, with aggressive impulses that lead you towards the transformation of your entire being and, continuously, of the situation surrounding you.

  24. Your ability to take action
    25. John CLEESE (MONTY PYTHON), the way you take action is quite paradoxical: you carry out your business perfectly well when you are in a teamwork with collective goals, but you do so in your original and individualistic manner: this is your main peculiarity.

    You are a hard-worker, you are completely dedicated to the service of others: being helpful and efficient is your battle horse. Indeed, it is so obvious! Ask the opinion of your colleagues or your entourage… Your efficiency is not to be proved. You get things moving, you progress, you are very keen to improve yourself and your boss can only rejoice that his staff contributes so actively. The areas of health and pets are traditionally favoured by this planetary configuration. However, do check your Mars’ aspects if you intend to be a tamer! In any case, the daily work sphere is the area where you can deliver to the best of your abilities, in terms of action. The only reservation may be not to overdo.

    Detailed reading here: John Cleese Astrology Chart
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
     
    Wow, thanks, Gungas. Oh, his Moon is in Aries. That's a sign! :bigsmile:

    (I'm an Aries).
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
     
    OMG... what happened to my comment? It looks strange... :shocked:
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
     
    VERY STRANGE!!! :shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked:
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      CommentAuthorCPDolly
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
     
    That's because all the vids you posted without reason; the forum is punishing you (in a funny way)!
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      CommentAuthorCPDolly
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2009
     
    Oh, no! It's happening to me! Many crazy hamsters are attacking... again!
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeJul 25th 2009
     
    I don't see anything strange.

    I found it very funny that John's moon was in Aries. I wonder where his other naughty bits are?
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeJul 25th 2009
     
    WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!

    AAAARGH!!!!!!

    I CAN SEE IT TOO!!!!

    CHRIS BROKE THE FORUM!!!!
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeJul 25th 2009
     
    It's funny because it all looks fine on my Blackberry...just not on the PC!
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeJul 25th 2009
     
    I don't see anything weird on my Mac. Let me check my PC.
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeJul 25th 2009
     
    You shouldn't mrsthing.

    It looks horrible.

    It's like...it's like...a squashed cow with a Chernobylised face.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeJul 25th 2009
     
    There was a time on the PC once when, every time I submitted a comment or returned to the main discussions page, I got a screen with what turned out to be huge letters on it. It was so big I couldn't even see one whole letter without scrolling, but it always disappeared after a second or two, so I never got to see what the message said, if anything.

    Mr. Thing says this site often deposits bugs on our computers that he finds during routine security checks. I say, "That's life."
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeJul 25th 2009
     
    I doubt they're anything serious are they?
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      CommentAuthorgungasdindin
    • CommentTimeJul 25th 2009 edited
     
    I don't have a problem either. I use Crelm TOOTHPASTE.

    • CommentAuthorlynthingy
    • CommentTimeJul 25th 2009
     
    What the heck?
    • CommentAuthorlynthingy
    • CommentTimeJul 25th 2009
     
    why does this thread look like a quilt?
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      CommentAuthorMacNerd
    • CommentTimeJul 25th 2009 edited
     
    Mr. Thing says this site often deposits bugs on our computers that he finds during routine
    security checks. I say, "That's life."

    I'm very likely more fanatical about security than Mr. Thing, and very likely better at it, and I haven't found anything out of the ordinary. So whatever he's finding, it isn't from this site.
    • CommentAuthorlynthingy
    • CommentTimeJul 25th 2009
     
    Mac - do you see different boarders between the comments on this thread? I can see all the others normally, but this one seems to have pieces of our icons as the borders between comments instead of the classy, if understated and boring, green box! I'll check my meds...
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      CommentAuthorMacNerd
    • CommentTimeJul 25th 2009
     
    I only see the usual green boxes. Perhaps it's Internet Explorer or Firefox that is the problem. Whichever you're using, try the other and see if you still see the strange borders.

    I'm using Safari, but I don't recommend PC users try it. The Windows version of Safari is kinda annoying, I think.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeJul 25th 2009
     
    It wasn't me, Lozzy! It was Gungas!
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeJul 25th 2009
     
    Hmmm...
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      CommentAuthorCPDolly
    • CommentTimeJul 26th 2009
     
    Oh, it's weird! It just happens with Internet Explorer in this very singe discussion page, lol!
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      CommentAuthorgungasdindin
    • CommentTimeJul 26th 2009 edited
     
    • CommentAuthorlynthingy
    • CommentTimeJul 26th 2009
     
    Thanks, Gungas! You fixed it!

    Good on you!
    :clap:
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeJul 27th 2009
     
    No, Lyn, he didn't. Your post looks the same. And I suppose, mine will look the same, too. :cry:
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeJul 31st 2009
     
    My only problem (and I use Firefox) has been a couple of times, when the screen is changing back from a thread to the forum front page, I briefly get a screen of stuff that turns out to be enormous type--200 size or more. One serif takes up a whole laptop screen. But it never lasts long enough for me to see what it says. It's only happened two times, but it's weird.
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      CommentAuthorgungasdindin
    • CommentTimeAug 26th 2009 edited
     
    http://cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=792&page=1#Item_5
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    Why did you start a duplicate thread with the same title. Did I stray into your territory by bringing up his Alex Theatre performance? I'm the new guy on the forum, so finding out how things work on here. Seems a little odd if you ask me.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeAug 27th 2009
     
    This thread was started on July 21st, Bruce. (Check out the first post.)

    And welcome to the philosophy depahtment of the University of Whatevermaloo. We really are a nice bunch, honest. :bigsmile:
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeAug 27th 2009
     
    I have no idea what is going on, here, par PC usual. GOOD NIGHT!
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    Oops .. does anybody have any humble pie ... with ice cream?
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