Barack Obama has all but clinched the Democratic nomination. With 32 delegates left to be assigned, Obama needs 10 and Clinton needs 200. The only thing she can do now is act as a spoiler by taking enough of the vote to deny 10 more delegates to Obama, but nobody thinks that will happen, and AP is already declaring him the winner. (Naughty AP--the polls aren't even closed yet!) The major news outlets are keeping an up-to-the-minute tally as more delegates and superdelegates fall into place.
So sharpen your pencils, Mr. Cleese--you may soon get your wish and be writing jokes for Mr. Obama's campaign speeches!