Fjord Moose: OCCUPY JOHN CLEESE

That's right. We are "OCCUPY JOHN CLEESE" and that's not going to be as smoothly as say, Occupy New York, Occupy Your Own Bedroom, or even OCCUPY Whereever It Is Where MsThing Lives. I'd offer you OCCUPY MISSISSIPPI but I don't think it would go over very well.

Pick up your heart, MsThing, and do not let it be broken. Just Occupy. Occupy John Cleese.

We're going to start slowly. First it will be Occupy just his mailbox. If he ever notices, he will think people are loitering at the curb. I don't know where he lives. So just put an effigy by the curb. Do not set fire to it. That would bring me bad luck. Please remember I am not 6'ft tall, I am 5. Please remember that not all of us can lean on the mailbox at the same time. That would be suspicious.

Who's making the OCCUPY JOHN CLEESE t-shirts?

I'll be the deranged and possibly dangerous nut job who shouts random slogans that may or may not have anything to do with the Occupy movement.

"HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, MISTER ALEXANDER HAIG?"

*stares at tent flap*

Hey! HEY! DON'T YOU GO CALLING ME 'HONEY'!

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YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

And so we collect our belongings and move to the front yard of Mr. Cleese's residence, actually we move our effigies. Who is going to do that? OH! We send big cardboard people to be placed in his lawn, that way if we get arrested, they won't really have us, because I'm telling you, those cuffs hurt.

What is the status of our Occupy John Cleese movement at the moment? Most importantly, where are the refreshments? Did anyone bring any ukuleles? And what about red socks? We must all wear red socks.

Why is everybody shouting? And why are all the lights turned on? And has Mrs Thing been drinking again? And has Zelda lost control of her Wild Turkeys?

I think everyone should just have a mug of cocoa, a KitKat, 100mg of Prozac and a bag of sherbert lemons. That will bring peace to the world, in our time.

Zelda doesn't live where the wild turkeys are.

NUKE THE PHEASANTS!!!!! OR WAS THAT PEASANTS???? DOESN'T MATTER - THIS IS A DERANGED RANT IN KEEPING WITH THE MRS THING DERANGED RANT GLOBAL WARMING PROTOCOL!!!! WE WILL REDUCE ANAL EMISSIONS BY 20% BY 2020. WE PROMISE!! PPPFFFFFFFFT...BRRRRAPPP....AAAAAHHHH.

That's the previous thread Fan. Is this another one of your non sequitur sub-threads Ms FTB?

SPAM!!!