Fjord Moose: THE LAST MEAL REQUEST before forum is killed

To Garry, Mr. Cleese, Mrs Thing, all who have anything to do with this forum ending -- oh hell, it already ended, didn't it? Anyway, my last meal request before the forum is killed:

Rhubarb pie
not stewed rhubarb in a saucepan, but real rhubarb pie with lattice work crust with sugar sprinkled on the top

lasagna
it should be really long, tall and thick, meaty and warm

reminds me of something else I'd like but that's not food

chocolate meringue pie
real chocolate, with real meringue

no wine, whiskey or wait, no, no, no, SCOTCH! Scotch and water. Expensive Scotch.

hand sanitizer, not to eat, but to use after the lasagna which must be full of good tomatoe sauce that is spiced with all the right spices and not some phony fake sauce

okay, that's it. I'd like a very large fork and spoon with it all.
Okay, never mind, use the plastic throw-away utensils. That's okay.
BUT no paper plate. I want a proper pottery plate, not china, what a waste, but
nice earthenware pottery, that keeps the lasagna warm.

I'm excited.

beans, a knotted handkerchief, and a pair of wellies.

MORE BEANS!!!!

I got my 'ead stuck in the cupboard!!

Truly wonderful Stuff!!


Mr D.P Gumby is now appearing as a central tunnel support on the new Victoria line...

Enjoy your meal. Most recent news I heard is that there is NOT going to be a new forum, and this one will continue to limp along with no new members. More info in another thread.

Mmmm, sounds good!

And of course... SPAM!!!!!

pork!!

Beans!