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      CommentAuthorkumbaya
    • CommentTimeJan 13th 2012 edited
     
    If Flatulence is a dry one, is splatulence a wet one?

    And is congratulence a really superb one?

    And do transport drivers let go with truculence?

    So many questions, so much methane...
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeJan 14th 2012
     
    :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: Thumble, will you marry me? :heart:
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      CommentAuthorkumbaya
    • CommentTimeJan 14th 2012
     
    Certainly mrsthing - we could make beautiful music together - I'm an F-flat, what are you?

    However, I don't even know your shoe size :twosome:
    • CommentAuthorbiggalalla
    • CommentTimeJan 15th 2012
     
    Its all blowing in the wind . im afraid :bigsmile:
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      CommentAuthorkumbaya
    • CommentTimeJan 16th 2012
     
    I wasn't talking about the answer, my friend, which we all know is either blowing in the wind, or 42, depending upon your vintage. I was asking about the question. I would question your answer before answering your question. If you had one. Did you?
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    How many times must a man ask aloud, before we call him a man? And how many times must a white dove shop retail?
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      CommentAuthorkumbaya
    • CommentTimeJan 16th 2012
     
    Thank you Fanny - my specialty is answering rhetorical questions - they call me the Great Rhetorio.

    The answers, my friend, are (i) once, in the pay toilet at Euston station when he realizes too late that there's no paper, and it was a pretty messy one; and (2) when the White Swan is passed under the door, from the Chemist across the road, by a REALLY good Samaritan. But really, 2 pounds a roll? That's retail plus a fine.

    The Great Rhetorio has spoken.
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    You could have yelled out, somebody quick, I need to make a tourniquet! Hand me your scarf!
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      CommentAuthorkumbaya
    • CommentTimeJan 17th 2012
     
    Right, and you would stick around for that?? There's good Samaritans on one hand and strange women hanging around in ponds distributing scarves, on the other (The Lady of the Loo?)

    Yours truly

    Flaminga Rhetorio (Gilberto is in his private loo right now).
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeJan 17th 2012
     
    I was told by someone that I'm in the key of G. Seriously.

    G and F flat would sound good together--theoretically. :wink:

    "Lady of the Loo"--can you imagine HER distributing swords to delusional men? YIKES! :rolling::rolling::rolling:
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeJan 22nd 2012
     
    Congrats MrsT & Thumble!
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJan 25th 2012
     
    Yeah..congrats..|Scarves in the loo?
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      CommentAuthorkumbaya
    • CommentTimeJan 28th 2012
     
    The Lady of the Loo plays her parts in the key of Weee.

    Don't ask me how I know.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeFeb 3rd 2012 edited
     
    "The song of Loo is a loud song,
    Hi >squirt!< Hi >blblblalbap!< Hi >ooooooeeeeee?<
    The song of Loo is a song of woe
    Don't ask me how I know
    The song of Loo is a LOUD song,
    I've been in the loo and I know
    I sat on the can with a shitty bum
    No paper, no tissues, no scarf
    Tomorrow I'll probably fart again
    Hi >squirt!< Hi >blblblalbap!< Hi >ooooooeeeeee?<


    Here's what that's a parody of. I think it deserved it, if for no other reason than that it's been a fucking ear worm for me for over 40 years!

    Hi Lily, Hi Lo
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      CommentAuthorkumbaya
    • CommentTimeFeb 4th 2012
     
    LOL!!:clap::clap::clap::clap:

    I don't need to click the link - although I did and it doesn't work - it has been in my head for even longer....

    Get me the hot water bottle Wibble.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeFeb 4th 2012 edited
     
    I fixed the link. Now everyone can have this song implanted in their brains! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAA!
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      CommentAuthorkumbaya
    • CommentTimeFeb 5th 2012
     
    A thong of lust is a thin thong
    Hi Curly, Hi Larry, Hi Mo,
    A thong of lust is a funny thong
    Don't ask me how I know.
    A thong of lust is a wet thong, I've tried one on and I know..

    I sit at the window and wave my dong,
    Hi Curly Hi Larry hi Mo,
    Tomorrow I'll toke from a different bong,
    Hi Curly hi Larreeeeeeeeeeeeee.....Hi Mo.

    yeah man
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    I hate that stupid wooden puppet.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeFeb 6th 2012 edited
     
    :whorship::rolling::rolling::rolling::rolling::rolling:


    Oh, my! Does anyone else laugh as much as I do when I read this stuff?

    Totally unrelated: I had the whorship character at the end of the rolling faces. It looked like they were lining up to kiss its ass, so I moved it to the beginning of the line. Now it looks like its blowing them all away.
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      CommentAuthorkumbaya
    • CommentTimeFeb 6th 2012
     
    LOL!! Or fighting them off!!!

    We could do some pretty cool arrangements, with some pretty funny tag lines. I'll try it later..