Prunes: The Farting Old John Cleese Forum

I think you are too harsh. There should be more energy to the name. Instead of the "Farting Old John Cleese Forum", it should be something more like "Burning Fart John Cleese Forum" because that's what happened to me this holiday. I don't know if it was the nog, the alcohol, the overindulgence, or the black-eyed peas, but my farts have seared everything I've walked past. It was fun, too! I will do it again!It was like space rockets. That reminds me of Mr. Cleese, because he's full of fire and energy, like my farts. Perhaps it was the jalepeno.

n/c

More peas, Fan?

I do not do it..

Okay then, if you don't like that, what about "John Cleese Burning Ring of Fart Forum" kind of like a Johnny Cash tribute built in there for Lozzy.
What about that, Zelda?
What about the graphics of the Turd Boat, like that awesome flag? Like in the forum book one.

"I fell down in a burning ring of fart,
I went down, down, down, and the stench rose higher,
and it burns my eyes
the ring of fa-art
the ring of fart"

for the refrain:

ppppppppppppppppppbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbsssssssssssst! phew
pppppppppppppppppppppbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbahhhhhhhhhh! phew!
pbt pbt pbt pbt pppppbbbbbbbbbbbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzssssssssssssseeeeeeeting!

Did you say flatulance..nononoflatulance..notin the Navy.No never the ?avyNavy

Superb onomatopoeia mrsthing. The capitals really make one sing if you like it (or singe, if you light it).

In fact you make me do a Navy Dance. I call it the mrsthingamy-jig

MUsic bY the Naval Flats n shats...

MUsic bY the Naval Flats n shats...

MUsic bY the Naval Flats n shats...

Try the peas.

In liew of my new $5000.00 septic sytem poot is not punny..sniff.

"poot" is the sound of one of those really slow farts that would come out in one quick but fierce, rapid-fire burst: p-p-p-p-p-p-p-sssshhhhh. But instead it comes out as a series of slow poots.