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      CommentAuthorkumbaya
    • CommentTimeJan 3rd 2012
     
    Strikes me that since this forum is about to expire, catch on fire, and go to heat its maker, we should change the name of this particular forum to something more appropriate.

    Any other ideas? The winner gets to carve it into the carcass before we drive stake through it.

    Am I being too harsh? Would a simple funeral pyre suffice?
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    I think you are too harsh. There should be more energy to the name. Instead of the "Farting Old John Cleese Forum", it should be something more like "Burning Fart John Cleese Forum" because that's what happened to me this holiday. I don't know if it was the nog, the alcohol, the overindulgence, or the black-eyed peas, but my farts have seared everything I've walked past. It was fun, too! I will do it again!It was like space rockets. That reminds me of Mr. Cleese, because he's full of fire and energy, like my farts. Perhaps it was the jalepeno.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeJan 5th 2012
     
    I vote for "Burning Cheese". Sort of like Burning Man for John Cleese fans. He could add a new graphic to his new home page of a big flaming cheddar wheel. Or whatever flavor he chooses. It would be a link to the forum.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJan 5th 2012
     
    n/c
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    YES!
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJan 6th 2012
     
    More peas, Fan?
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeJan 6th 2012
     
    Burning Fart John Cleese Forum? :rolling: I like it, Fanny!
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJan 7th 2012
     
    I do not do it..
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeJan 7th 2012
     
    If we go with Burning Fart, he can add a graphic of a flaming #10 can of navy beans.
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    Okay then, if you don't like that, what about "John Cleese Burning Ring of Fart Forum" kind of like a Johnny Cash tribute built in there for Lozzy.
    What about that, Zelda?
    What about the graphics of the Turd Boat, like that awesome flag? Like in the forum book one.
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    Or navy beans.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeJan 12th 2012
     
    "I fell down in a burning ring of fart,
    I went down, down, down, and the stench rose higher,
    and it burns my eyes
    the ring of fa-art
    the ring of fart"
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      CommentAuthorkumbaya
    • CommentTimeJan 13th 2012
     
    Well farts, are a burning thing

    And they make, a fiery ring

    Fuelled by navy beans

    They've created some awkward scenes

    All together now.....

    I fell into burning ring of flatulence

    And it was just made worse by JC's petulance

    And it burns, burns, burns, that ring of fart-flames

    That ring of fire....



    Phew....smells bad, but feels a lot better...
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    for the refrain:

    ppppppppppppppppppbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbsssssssssssst! phew
    pppppppppppppppppppppbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbahhhhhhhhhh! phew!
    pbt pbt pbt pbt pppppbbbbbbbbbbbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzssssssssssssseeeeeeeting!
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    air
    is a precious thing
    but a fart
    can really sing
    fueled by
    a navy bean
    it'll make
    your sphincter ring
    all together now:

    I fell in....
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJan 14th 2012
     
    Did you say flatulance..nononoflatulance..notin the Navy.No never the ?avyNavy
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeJan 14th 2012
     
    Not in the Navy; just with navy beans. People who aren't in the Navy and never have been in the Navy eat navy beans. I love 'em!

    BBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLAAAASSSSSSSSS!
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      CommentAuthorkumbaya
    • CommentTimeJan 14th 2012
     
    Superb onomatopoeia mrsthing. The capitals really make one sing if you like it (or singe, if you light it).

    In fact you make me do a Navy Dance. I call it the mrsthingamy-jig :jumping:
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJan 14th 2012
     
    MUsic bY the Naval Flats n shats...
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJan 14th 2012
     
    MUsic bY the Naval Flats n shats...
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJan 14th 2012
     
    MUsic bY the Naval Flats n shats...
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJan 14th 2012
     
    MUsic bY the Naval Flats n shats...
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJan 14th 2012
     
    MUsic bY the Naval Flats n shats...
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJan 14th 2012
     
    MUsic bY the Naval Flats n shats...
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    Like, okay? Six times! Daaaaaaaaaaaang!Did you pass out on the keyboard?
    Wait, I know! You cut a big one and it backfired and blew up your keyboard! Are you okay, Zelda? Speak to us, Zelda! Stay away from the navy beans!
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    Try the peas.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeJan 17th 2012
     
    poot...poot...poot...poot...poot...poot...poot...poot...
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJan 18th 2012
     
    In liew of my new $5000.00 septic sytem poot is not punny..sniff.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJan 18th 2012
     
    In liew of my new $5000.00 septic sytem poot is not punny..sniff.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeJan 18th 2012
     
    "poot" is the sound of one of those really slow farts that would come out in one quick but fierce, rapid-fire burst: p-p-p-p-p-p-p-sssshhhhh. But instead it comes out as a series of slow poots.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeJan 22nd 2012
     
    LOL!