Monty Python: Name change

Dear Admins;

I hear you're coming back to police the site (or nuke it). Either way, I would like to request a change of name. I started here because I was a Monty Python fan and thought a 'name' from my favorite bit would be cute. I understand now that this is more than Python. More than the wonderful lifetime of enjoyment I've gotten from the British crew. I have progressed beyond that. I would like to formally request my name be changed to 'Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zoo-owli-zhiv'.

Yours Truly
Lewis

Please do not tell. My tummy is enough turmoil as it is.

pls keep away mad bad people.

No chicken pox, either.
Stick out your arms everyone. Innoculate!
Innoculate!
Doctrinate
but please don't urinate
or calculate
or forni--
got to go, finish this some other time.

constipate

It's too late
To innoculate
I had the pox
When I was three years old.

blocks
clocks
crocs
docs
docks
Fawkes
frocks
gawks
hawks
hocks
jocks
locks
mocks
knocks
pocks (what you end up with after you have the pox)
shocks
Spock's
squawks
stocks
talks
tocks
vox
walks

FLOCKS SMOCK WOKS
CHOCS SOCKS HOCKS

AND OF COURSE COCKS

flops

tails and snails

He should! He's got a lot of 'spleenin' to do!

You do!








* LOVE NEW 7 IN. CCOMPUTER WITH BIG KEYBOARD. VOODOO.*

Newt spleens.
He should! He's got a lot of 'spleenin' to do!
Hoodoo?

Newt do!

(Newt Gingrich, I mean.)

the newt knew what the newt knew to do ,
the newt done, so beware incase you get done

He's such a piece of work! We've all got passports at my house; if Newt gets elected, we are OUT OF HERE! The US will look like that animated map in "Science Fiction Sketch", except it'll be all the Americans turning into Canadians.

Five miles to border..

x 3 = 15 miles by my reconing

I am really happy that Rick is experiencing a surge in something. As long as it happened in the Old Testament, surging is good. And as long as it wasn't a plague of some kind. Actually I think it it was a kind of blue material that suits used to be made of (Hezekiel 16:3)....

And Rick did burst forth unto the people, saying "yea, verily, my surge suit is a good thing for all of you, and therefore you must vote for me, for a vote for me is a vote for the Lord, and all that is good, clean, tasty, and low budget"

And the people spake back, saying.. "Oh Rick, prophet of prophets, where shall we cast our ballots??

And Rick did get back to the people after a little while, saying "down at the synagogue of course, do I have to text absolutely everything to you lot?

And the people didn't really know what to say, except that maybe they should vote for Mittus Romulus, the Roman. This was quite remarkable because Rome wasn't even thought of back them. A true Testament to the power of the Womans.

Welease Womney!! Spaketh the cwowd!!

"This is getting difficult, as I am weary" spake thumble. "I think I'll take the dog out for a walk".

And he did.

And it was good.

Vewy well, I shall...welease...WOMNEY!

Centurion: Uh, sir? We don't have a Womney sir.

Sir: Do we have anyone in ow pwisons, centuwion?

C: Not wea--uh, not really, sir. All the real criminals are still in elected office and running the banks and big businesses. Excepting yourself, of course, sir.

Sir: And Biggus Diccus!

C: Oh, of course sir! I wasn't including Biggus Diccus, sir! I thought that went without saying, sir!

Sir: Vewy well, centuwion. But whom shall I welease for the festival? The wabble ah getting quite wowdy!

C: Well, there's that little man you've had hanging from manacles for five years down in the dungeon.

Sir: What is his name?

C: Uh...Rafferty, sir. Rory Rafferty.

Sir (to crowd): SILENCE! (the cwo--crowd goes quiet). I am infowmed that we have only one pwisoner in ow pwison. Shall I welease him?

Crowd: Welease him! Welease him!

Sir: All wight! I shall...welease...Wowy Waffewty!


The crowd convulses with laughter, the centurion goes to get Rafferty, fade to black.