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    Dear Admins;

    I hear you're coming back to police the site (or nuke it). Either way, I would like to request a change of name. I started here because I was a Monty Python fan and thought a 'name' from my favorite bit would be cute. I understand now that this is more than Python. More than the wonderful lifetime of enjoyment I've gotten from the British crew. I have progressed beyond that. I would like to formally request my name be changed to 'Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zoo-owli-zhiv'.

    Yours Truly
    Lewis
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    ok ok who you been shagging ?
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJan 3rd 2012
     
    Please do not tell. My tummy is enough turmoil as it is.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeJan 6th 2012
     
    Dear Admins,

    I'll need a password change - I hope my computer will remember my details until I can change it. Nevertheless, I think I can remember my password now, but I'm not entirely sure if that's the one I use here.

    Yours Truly,

    Chris x
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJan 7th 2012
     
    pls keep away mad bad people.
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    Good idea. There should be no rabies on the forum.
  4.  
    No chicken pox, either.
    Stick out your arms everyone. Innoculate!
    Innoculate!
    Doctrinate
    but please don't urinate
    or calculate
    or forni--
    got to go, finish this some other time.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJan 8th 2012
     
    fumigate
  5.  
    constipate
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      CommentAuthorPaute
    • CommentTimeJan 10th 2012
     
    Dear Admins,
    I want to change my... uhm... eh....


    Something.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeJan 12th 2012
     
    It's too late
    To innoculate
    I had the pox
    When I was three years old.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeJan 22nd 2012
     
    Pox
    Box
    Fox
    Tox'
    Rocks
    Socks
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeJan 24th 2012
     
    blocks
    clocks
    crocs
    docs
    docks
    Fawkes
    frocks
    gawks
    hawks
    hocks
    jocks
    locks
    mocks
    knocks
    pocks (what you end up with after you have the pox)
    shocks
    Spock's
    squawks
    stocks
    talks
    tocks
    vox
    walks
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeFeb 1st 2012
     
    talks
    balks
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    FLOCKS SMOCK WOKS
    CHOCS SOCKS HOCKS

    AND OF COURSE COCKS
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      CommentAuthorkumbaya
    • CommentTimeFeb 2nd 2012
     
    boLLOX
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeFeb 2nd 2012
     
    flops
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      CommentAuthorkumbaya
    • CommentTimeFeb 7th 2012
     
    Ox?

    :tooth:
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeFeb 7th 2012
     
    tails and snails
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      CommentAuthorkumbaya
    • CommentTimeFeb 7th 2012
     
    Newt spleens.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeFeb 10th 2012
     
    He should! He's got a lot of 'spleenin' to do!
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      CommentAuthorkumbaya
    • CommentTimeFeb 10th 2012
     
    Hoodoo?
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeFeb 10th 2012
     
    You do!








    * LOVE NEW 7 IN. CCOMPUTER WITH BIG KEYBOARD. VOODOO.*
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      CommentAuthorPerriMouse
    • CommentTimeFeb 10th 2012
     
    You remind me of the babe
    what babe?
    the babe with the power
    what power?
    the power of voodoo
    who do?
    you do
    do what?
    remind me of the babe
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeFeb 12th 2012
     
    Newt spleens.
    He should! He's got a lot of 'spleenin' to do!
    Hoodoo?

    Newt do!

    (Newt Gingrich, I mean.)
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeFeb 12th 2012
     
    Newt knew
    No splainin to do
    Newt knew
    • CommentAuthorbiggalalla
    • CommentTimeFeb 12th 2012
     
    the newt knew what the newt knew to do ,
    the newt done, so beware incase you get done :confused:
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      CommentAuthorkumbaya
    • CommentTimeFeb 13th 2012
     
    Gingrich believes we should all have open marriages. Way to go Newtster!! How about an open Presidency? Anyone can get laid in the White House as long as the First Lady is cool.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeFeb 14th 2012
     
    He's such a piece of work! We've all got passports at my house; if Newt gets elected, we are OUT OF HERE! The US will look like that animated map in "Science Fiction Sketch", except it'll be all the Americans turning into Canadians.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeFeb 14th 2012 edited
     
    Five miles to border..

    Cananda?
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeFeb 14th 2012
     
    Five miles to border..
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeFeb 14th 2012
     
    Five miles to border..
    • CommentAuthorbiggalalla
    • CommentTimeFeb 14th 2012
     
    x 3 = 15 miles by my reconing
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeFeb 15th 2012 edited
     
    Actually, Rick Santorum is enjoying a surge in popularity.

    What a problem for the Republicans. None of them really like Santorum, Gingrich, or Paul; they sort of tolerate Romney. What if Santorum gets the nomination? They won't want to support him, but...

    My money's on Romney. Ron Paul should go back to his dream world, Santorum should go into the ministry, Gingrich should just go away. We could do way worse than Romney.

    But there are rumors of a stealth candidate that may be introduced late in the game.

    I do wish President Obama would choose a new veep. An Obama/Clinton (Hilary) ticket would be next to impossible to beat.
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      CommentAuthorkumbaya
    • CommentTimeFeb 17th 2012 edited
     
    I am really happy that Rick is experiencing a surge in something. As long as it happened in the Old Testament, surging is good. And as long as it wasn't a plague of some kind. Actually I think it it was a kind of blue material that suits used to be made of (Hezekiel 16:3)....

    And Rick did burst forth unto the people, saying "yea, verily, my surge suit is a good thing for all of you, and therefore you must vote for me, for a vote for me is a vote for the Lord, and all that is good, clean, tasty, and low budget"

    And the people spake back, saying.. "Oh Rick, prophet of prophets, where shall we cast our ballots??

    And Rick did get back to the people after a little while, saying "down at the synagogue of course, do I have to text absolutely everything to you lot?

    And the people didn't really know what to say, except that maybe they should vote for Mittus Romulus, the Roman. This was quite remarkable because Rome wasn't even thought of back them. A true Testament to the power of the Womans.

    Welease Womney!! Spaketh the cwowd!!

    "This is getting difficult, as I am weary" spake thumble. "I think I'll take the dog out for a walk".

    And he did.

    And it was good.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeFeb 17th 2012
     
    Yes. you are good, /humbie...Yes or yea verily....
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeFeb 18th 2012
     
    Vewy well, I shall...welease...WOMNEY!

    Centurion: Uh, sir? We don't have a Womney sir.

    Sir: Do we have anyone in ow pwisons, centuwion?

    C: Not wea--uh, not really, sir. All the real criminals are still in elected office and running the banks and big businesses. Excepting yourself, of course, sir.

    Sir: And Biggus Diccus!

    C: Oh, of course sir! I wasn't including Biggus Diccus, sir! I thought that went without saying, sir!

    Sir: Vewy well, centuwion. But whom shall I welease for the festival? The wabble ah getting quite wowdy!

    C: Well, there's that little man you've had hanging from manacles for five years down in the dungeon.

    Sir: What is his name?

    C: Uh...Rafferty, sir. Rory Rafferty.

    Sir (to crowd): SILENCE! (the cwo--crowd goes quiet). I am infowmed that we have only one pwisoner in ow pwison. Shall I welease him?

    Crowd: Welease him! Welease him!

    Sir: All wight! I shall...welease...Wowy Waffewty!


    The crowd convulses with laughter, the centurion goes to get Rafferty, fade to black.