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    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeNov 19th 2011
     
    This was the standard used by the previous admin, emphasis mine. If he was still the admin, several of us would have been banned already, including me. So let's fix this before the new admins arrive.

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    The Spanking New John Cleese forum is offered "as is" with no guarantee of anything whatsoever.

    CONTENT POLICY

    Tolerance and respect = the policy. This forum is for grown ups. We expect a live-and-let-live attitude to prevail at all times. Banter is allowed. Flaming, trolling or abuse is not allowed.

    GOOD BEHAVIOUR

    Your continued use of this forum depends upon your being good, and we alone decide what is good. Bad behaviour, including posting spam, making nasty personal comments (including in private messages) or getting on too many people's nerves will result in membership being terminated.

    NB: We reserve entirely the right to ban any member for any reason at any time.


    PUBLIC CONTENT

    Do not post things here which you do not want to be public. Or to put it another way, anything you post here will be public, show up in search engines, and might be republished elsewhere.

    TERMS

    These bare-bones terms may be arbitrarily amended at any time and your continuing use of this forum indicates your acceptance of them.

    Enjoy!
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    • CommentAuthorbiggalalla
    • CommentTimeNov 20th 2011
     
    Well done Mrs T
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeNov 20th 2011
     
    These were Dean's standards, not mine. I don't know how the new admins will run this place.
    • CommentAuthormsknight
    • CommentTimeNov 21st 2011
     
    That does imply that Dean could read whispers. Which I would have expected, anyway. I guess this forum must really have been forgotten. Sad.
    • CommentAuthorbiggalalla
    • CommentTimeNov 21st 2011
     
    This Forum is DYING, Stop the rot now .
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeNov 22nd 2011
     
    Ijust made a reservation to Rome!
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    Also no changing your forum name to that of another forum member should be allowed. That rule would certainly stop some of the antics of late. Perhaps the rules should be that one must mention Mr. Cleese or his work in the posts, which is what I just did!
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeNov 24th 2011
     
    Can you do that? I thought it rejected duplicate accounts.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeNov 24th 2011 edited
     
    I know that should not happen. What is that called, trolling? That is something unacceptable.

    A Cleese in every post? I imagine even jc would find that too Cheesy. :jumping::rolling:
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      CommentAuthorcassbtt
    • CommentTimeNov 24th 2011
     
    Mention Him in each post? I thought all we had to do was pretend to be doing "Python" humour when we wrote, and that was good enough. Twits!
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeNov 25th 2011
     
    TWATS!
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeNov 25th 2011
     
    OOOH Wait. What changing names with others? Are you suggesting a conspiracy??? How else do you do that without being a hacker. How did you change your name to GONE, MsFan?
    Now you are confusing me!

    Cleese.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeNov 25th 2011
     
    I just tried changing my username to "zelda", and got this error message:

    Some problems were encountered
    The username you entered is already taken by another user.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeNov 25th 2011 edited
     
    That seems accurate. I do change passcodes. And if before or after makes mine sound odd or offensive, I will have an adman, I hope!
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeNov 25th 2011 edited
     
    Wait a minute. Zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllldddddddddddddddaaaaaa!!!
    You tried to crack the Zelda code? You my sister and person?

    It is a magic code and never to be desiferd!

    Shakes wand around forum for protection!

    Cleese!
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeNov 25th 2011
     
    You can't have an account with the same 2 user names.

    It is impossible.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeNov 25th 2011
     
    I'll figure this out soon. Pulls out book on evil behavior, hmmn. What letter will that be under? Hmmm...NO! It cannot be. I will have to look again..that letter is used too much.
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeNov 25th 2011
     
    You can't create the same username twice on anything.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeNov 25th 2011 edited
     
    Would it be impossible to use different computer's and and set up two different account accounts with different names? No that would be gon too far. Computerites will have to figure that one out.
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeNov 25th 2011 edited
     
    you can set up 2 accounts ith different names on the same computer. Because then the name's aren't the same. But you have to have a different password for each. But you can't have the same names.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeNov 26th 2011
     
    Can't that be avoided since each computer has its only one address? Or not?
    Two or more accoint by the same person can be very mischievious. ttttat
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      CommentAuthorthumble
    • CommentTimeNov 27th 2011
     
    Could we have some kind of test for eligibility for participation, like passing a Python/Cleese knowledge test. It's rather weird and disconcerting to have well known Python/Cleese sayings/anecdotes/arse greeted with blank stares and complete lack of familiarity by others. The fun of a forum like this is the Pythonian familiarity.

    What do others think? If this gets buried I may start a new thread on this. It has been a demotivator for me.

    Thumble
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      CommentAuthorthumble
    • CommentTimeNov 27th 2011
     
    There are complete MPFC and Fawlty Towers box sets. Couldn't we have everyone who doesn't already have one be forced to do so and watch them all, then pass a test on pain of expulsion and beatings?
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeNov 27th 2011
     
    Why do yo hate me, Thumb??? The pain of expulsion and beatings?
    Wil JC there? :-)



    (uh, what kind of beatings)? I thought we were dear frieds!
    What king of expulsion.).What does expulsion mean, anyway?
    A big kick or nauseasion.
    I' m going to sleep after this mind blossoming terror!
    • CommentAuthorbiggalalla
    • CommentTimeNov 27th 2011
     
    good idea Thumb , but we need to attract new members , fans or not , then convert unbelievers .
    • CommentAuthormsknight
    • CommentTimeNov 27th 2011
     
    Beating new members ... Hmmm.... Minigate.
    • CommentAuthorbiggalalla
    • CommentTimeNov 27th 2011
     
    Well it is a spanking forum:devil:
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeNov 27th 2011
     
    No, Zelda, I did NOT try to decipher your password. I tried to change the name on my account to the name on your account, because somebody suggested that someone changed their name to that of another user and I wanted to see if it could be done. It can't be done.

    You cannot have two accounts on this forum. Dean said he wouldn't allow it. And now that he's not an admin, NOBODY can have a new account. It doesn't matter how many computers you have.

    BUT---

    IT'S NOT THIS WAY NOW, BUT--

    it is possible to have two accounts for the same website on the same computer. A lot of websites won't allow it, but if they do, you don't need a separate computer for each account.
    • CommentAuthorbiggalalla
    • CommentTimeNov 27th 2011
     
    So that accounts for it then , there`s a lot counts on here :bigsmile:
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      CommentAuthorthumble
    • CommentTimeNov 28th 2011
     
    "good idea Thumb , but we need to attract new members , fans or not , then convert unbelievers"

    Don't agree with this, big. How do you train a Pythonian. It can't be done. You need to start off absurd, with a touch of the ridiculous, and a lot of specific knowledge of the Book of Armaments.

    A sense of ridiculous by itself is not enough. One need to speak fundamental Python, I believe. I want an entrance exam, and rotating knives.

    Arse.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeNov 29th 2011
     
    Cleese!

    Are we FUCK IT getting TourASSHOLEettes?
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      CommentAuthorthumble
    • CommentTimeNov 29th 2011
     
    Lol!! FUUUUCK!!

    Good SHIT one Mrs TITS TITS TITS Thing.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeNov 30th 2011 edited
     
    How can I change my password without remembering my old one? Because if next time I'm asked, I won't know it.

    I don't know what the fuck happened to me today. As I was brainwashed or something. I can't remember any of my (new) passwords. No facebook, no twitter, no forum... I just hope I still use the same skype password... I could change my twitter password, but nothing else so far (I don't dare to try it on the forum, cos I might not be able to come back!).
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeDec 1st 2011
     
    It's very easy to change your password here, Chris. No fear!
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeDec 1st 2011
     
    Just don't do it.:cool:
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      CommentAuthorthumble
    • CommentTimeDec 2nd 2011
     
    Passwords are easy. Use the same one for everything, something very simple, like your name. First name, or last name, doesn't matter. As long as it is something you can remember when you land up a nursing home. Then give it to the orderly, written out in capital letters.
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      CommentAuthorthumble
    • CommentTimeDec 2nd 2011
     
    I believe in trusting the minimum wage hired help.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeDec 2nd 2011
     
    Fumbling Fumble.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeDec 2nd 2011
     
    Most nursing home employees make better than minimum wage. They cut out all the minimum wage jobs and gave the higher paid people extra duties to make up for it. I think they think that saves money, but do they really want the RNs making beds?
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    `Royal Navy making beds mmmm.
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      CommentAuthorthumble
    • CommentTimeDec 3rd 2011
     
    All the nice girls love a sailor
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeDec 5th 2011
     
    Even if the sailor wears a dress. :wink:
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeDec 5th 2011
     
    But I meant "Registered Nurses". In the US, a registered nurse has a bachelor's degree at least and have passed their professional exams. They get paid extra for that.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeDec 5th 2011
     
    Until I'm not asked for passwords or until my machine keeps remembering them, I try not to panic...

    (I think the password for the forum came to my mind, but I don't dare to try it until we haven't got admins).
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      CommentAuthorthumble
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2011
     
    Anther idea is to write your very simple password on the nursing home bulletin board in indelible red ink. Set your laptop to explode when that password is entered. If it's a PC there's a good chance that will happen spontaneously anyway. Loads of collateral damage.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2011
     
    And what do you know about nursing homes, Thumble...just as I was about to give you my number..er..uh..sorry, Mrst2, forgot about you.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeDec 16th 2011
     
    Good idea, Thumble! Er..., what was it, again? What was your idea? Was it good? Oh, my bloody memory.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeDec 16th 2011
     
    Poor Chrissy. It is Alzmyhiemens desease. You must wear a special hat when you catch it. It is curable. You must throw your arms around the big Cheese, until he takes the hat off with his teeth. Then you can think again. Please do not try thumby's idea as it will get you nowhere.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeDec 21st 2011
     
    Hmm, I think I'd like this cure, Zelda! :bigsmile:
 

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