UPDATE: No new forum, no admins. Please pass me the vibrator and the Mt. Gay rum. Fuck.
When the forum goes over to the new site (I don't think that transition is complete yet), we will have one or more admins. It will be nice to have some new members finally able to join us. And someone to break up the fights.
Until we have admins, we should think of as many cuss words as possible and use them in various creative ways. Now that I say that, I can't think of any profanity to write. That's sad. That's so fucking damn sad. HA! YES! IT'S BACK! MY POTTY MOUTH HAS RETURNED! SHIT! Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit,oooh I like typing that, hithitshithsijiitaie Yay!
Somebody, quick, type the word shit. Notice how quickly it glides between the fingers. shit, like a little dance on the keyboard. shit, oh I figured it out. It's because you type the s and h at home level, and then you go up a row for it but they are right there by your index finger, and not much of a reach! Yay! Fun!
Yes Holmes, I had an old English Uncle who had a monocle (a "mononcle?" oh how witty ) and a wooden pipe. When he tried to take a puff on his monocle and stuck his pipe in his eye we tried to move him to glasses and a cigarette, with even worse results. We tried a headset and chewing gum and it kept getting worse, and finally the Hockey helmet and mouthguard seemed to work quite well but he started getting into fights. Oh what we went through with Uncle Aloysius.
What utter nonsense Watson. By the way, have you seen my "polident", or have you been free-basing it?
I didn't post any naughty pictures! Not in here I didn't! Not on any forum, I didn't! Not to the general public, I didn't! I might have cussed a little with some very mild suggestive phrases but those were so few and far between that it doesn't count as profanity. I think to be profanity, it must be profane, and when something is profane, it is very whatever if you look it up in the dictionary. All I did was mild suggestive phrases, like hell, which has an understood "you" as in "you" hell, short for "you go to" , isn't that how you spoke it, mrsthing? And damn is a barrier on a river that controls the water flow and reduces the risks of floods. Dam-N is the name of a particular dam with the N standing for Lock N section A, about which there is a myth and a story involving the Gold Rush days of early California. So when I say damn, I'm referring to keeping hope alive. Shit is southern for shirt. You might think I'm cussing when I say shit shit shit, but actually, I'm saying shirt, shirt, shirt, but typing with a southern drawl.
It is really a matter of attitude isn't it? Class and all. I rather like the monocle because it is a practical piece and suits a specific purpose. Top hats keep the head warm and protected and pocket watches are good if you develope a tic from using the monocle.
As far as an adman goes, I have preference to Dean and if Lozzy is adman the first time I say, "What a lovely day" she will cut me off, so it will definately be a dificult position to be open minded...Maybe we should get swsnbm on... That would be a kick. Turkish should be a lot of fun, too. Tal needs to work once she gets out of her pajama's. Nothing wrong with shirt as long as it is clean and ironed.
I've got a pocket watch. It was my grandpa's who'd inherited or received it from his father. I've got a much newer one as well, I think this one was made in China, and it belonged to my father.
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