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    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2011 edited
     
    UPDATE: No new forum, no admins. Please pass me the vibrator and the Mt. Gay rum. Fuck.

    When the forum goes over to the new site (I don't think that transition is complete yet), we will have one or more admins. It will be nice to have some new members finally able to join us. And someone to break up the fights.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeNov 15th 2011
     
    oooohraaa...
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    What fights?
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeNov 15th 2011
     
    Army, Navy Marines and U of Alabama. Did you see that faldera last Sat's game. Shameful!
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeNov 15th 2011 edited
     
    Suz!!!! How are the horses doing. I lost a bundle last week at the races!
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    Until we have admins, we should think of as many cuss words as possible and use them in various creative ways. Now that I say that, I can't think of any profanity to write. That's sad. That's so fucking damn sad. HA! YES! IT'S BACK! MY POTTY MOUTH HAS RETURNED! SHIT! Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit,oooh I like typing that, hithitshithsijiitaie
    Yay!
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    Somebody, quick, type the word shit. Notice how quickly it glides between the fingers. shit, like a little dance on the keyboard. shit, oh I figured it out. It's because you type the s and h at home level, and then you go up a row for it but they are right there by your index finger, and not much of a reach! Yay! Fun!
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeDec 30th 2011
     
    Shit! You're right, Fanny, it's fun!

    SHIT!
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    Sh.t!

    *sigh* My trying not to curse anymore is no fun at all!
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeDec 30th 2011
     
    Well, why did you want to stop swearing...?
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    Trying to be more classy. Just need a monocle and a wooden pipe and I'll be set.
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      CommentAuthorkumbaya
    • CommentTimeDec 30th 2011
     
    Yes Holmes, I had an old English Uncle who had a monocle (a "mononcle?" oh how witty ) and a wooden pipe. When he tried to take a puff on his monocle and stuck his pipe in his eye we tried to move him to glasses and a cigarette, with even worse results. We tried a headset and chewing gum and it kept getting worse, and finally the Hockey helmet and mouthguard seemed to work quite well but he started getting into fights. Oh what we went through with Uncle Aloysius.

    What utter nonsense Watson. By the way, have you seen my "polident", or have you been free-basing it?
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      CommentAuthorkumbaya
    • CommentTimeDec 30th 2011
     
    WTF does all this have to do with Adnmins?
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeDec 30th 2011
     
    Nothing. By the 5th to 10th post in any given thread, the subject has changed.

    You know, Fanny, we had an admin for months and he never got upset about the use of profanity or our posting naughty pictures.
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    I didn't post any naughty pictures! Not in here I didn't! Not on any forum, I didn't! Not to the general public, I didn't! I might have cussed a little with some very mild suggestive phrases but those were so few and far between that it doesn't count as profanity. I think to be profanity, it must be profane, and when something is profane, it is very whatever if you look it up in the dictionary. All I did was mild suggestive phrases, like hell, which has an understood "you" as in "you" hell, short for "you go to" , isn't that how you spoke it, mrsthing? And damn is a barrier on a river that controls the water flow and reduces the risks of floods. Dam-N is the name of a particular dam with the N standing for Lock N section A, about which there is a myth and a story involving the Gold Rush days of early California. So when I say damn, I'm referring to keeping hope alive. Shit is southern for shirt. You might think I'm cussing when I say shit shit shit, but actually, I'm saying shirt, shirt, shirt, but typing with a southern drawl.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeDec 31st 2011
     
    A monocle and a wooden pipe, how very stylish! I visualise you wearing/holding these items, Bunni. :rolling:
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeDec 31st 2011
     
    It is really a matter of attitude isn't it? Class and all.
    I rather like the monocle because it is a practical piece and suits a specific purpose. Top hats keep the head warm and protected and pocket watches are good if you develope a tic from using the monocle.

    As far as an adman goes, I have preference to Dean and if Lozzy is adman the first time I say, "What a lovely day" she will cut me off, so it will definately be a dificult position to be open minded...Maybe we should get swsnbm on... That would be a kick. Turkish should be a lot of fun, too. Tal needs to work once she gets out of her pajama's. Nothing wrong with shirt as long as it is clean and ironed.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeJan 1st 2012
     
    I've got a pocket watch. It was my grandpa's who'd inherited or received it from his father. I've got a much newer one as well, I think this one was made in China, and it belonged to my father.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJan 1st 2012
     
    Me too.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeJan 5th 2012
     
    Dean wants nothing more to do with the forum. He left John's employ months ago.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJan 5th 2012
     
    Just saying.
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    I want to be someone who admonishes, instead of administrates. I'm a good admonisher.

    What the hell happened to Dean? Always kind of liked Dean, don't know him, don't know much about him, but I do know he was very cool.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJan 6th 2012
     
    Perhaps someone with credentials in ethics...:)
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeJan 6th 2012
     
    Dean is on FB and Twitter lately. :bigsmile:
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeJan 6th 2012
     
    I'm not even here and you still talk about me like I'm a bag of shit.
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeJan 6th 2012
     
    I'm not even here and you still talk about me like I'm a bag of shit.
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    Not me!
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      CommentAuthorPaute
    • CommentTimeJan 10th 2012
     
    I have guns. I can keep calm down.
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    Sounds like it!
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeJan 22nd 2012
     
    Admins or not admins? That is the question...
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeJan 24th 2012
     
    Not admins.
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    Yes!
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      CommentAuthorPaute
    • CommentTimeFeb 4th 2012
     
    Anarchy!
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      CommentAuthorkumbaya
    • CommentTimeFeb 5th 2012
     
    Let the rampant posters run amok
    Let the morning chicken stroke the cock
    Let us raise the bar on tits and bums
    As something pretty wicked this way cums

    The world's first anarchical iambic pentametric haiku porn.
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      CommentAuthorkumbaya
    • CommentTimeFeb 5th 2012
     
    OK, so I lied
    That was not really haiku
    This time it will be.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeFeb 6th 2012 edited
     
    Very good, Thumble
    You created a haiku
    But it isn't porn
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      CommentAuthorkumbaya
    • CommentTimeFeb 6th 2012
     
    :) I knew you'd notice...

    I have to ruyn, but will have fun psoting tonight - thanks MrsThing..
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    Anarchy Again! There will NOT be Admins!
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      CommentAuthorkumbaya
    • CommentTimeFeb 7th 2012
     
    By the way Mrs Thing, I noticed too ;)

    You're always right on
    With your timely responses
    I just can't compete.

    Fanny:

    I say "Fuck Admins"
    Anarchy must prevail now
    We're too strong for them.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeFeb 10th 2012
     
    42 seconds of anarchy:

    ANARCHY!




    Is spelling "anarchy" correctly ironic?:shocked:
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      CommentAuthorkumbaya
    • CommentTimeFeb 10th 2012
     
    Don't you mean raanchy?

    And what's crioni got to do with it?

    Sorry to have bothered you!