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    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeNov 11th 2011 edited
     
    Yep. Check out the new John Cleese Introduction. The parrott talks. It's alive!
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeNov 11th 2011
     
    OK! New introduction? But he wasn't here since the 2nd of August.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeNov 11th 2011
     
    We have set up a devious trap. We will catch him. Be alert and do not whisper.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeNov 11th 2011
     
    Oh, all right! Good idea!
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeNov 11th 2011
     
    Be very quiet and when he least expects it, we will throw something at him...like a boom!
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeNov 12th 2011
     
    OK, good plan... like what? A 50-ton weight? Or a banana?
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeNov 12th 2011
     
    Pineapple.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeNov 12th 2011
     
    dead mackeral
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeNov 12th 2011
     
    I heard it talk.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeNov 12th 2011
     
    It's moving!
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeNov 12th 2011
     
    I didn't hear anything. But I did see the word balloon come out of its mouth. It says whatever John's most recent tweet said. How appropriate.
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      CommentAuthorkumbaya
    • CommentTimeNov 12th 2011
     
    A parrot that tweets? What's unusual about that?

    OK, they're supposed to squawk around the Fjords, sorry for my momentary lapse.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeNov 12th 2011
     
    You're right, Thumb.
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      CommentAuthorkumbaya
    • CommentTimeNov 12th 2011
     
    Thanks Chris, I need positive feedback right now, as I ran out of lard and the cat escaped.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeNov 12th 2011 edited
     
    It is alive!!! Doesn't that bother anyone? It does me. Ayyyyyyy parrotonitis! Squack!
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeNov 12th 2011
     
    Damn sleeping Brits!
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      CommentAuthorkumbaya
    • CommentTimeNov 12th 2011
     
    Yes, we snore with an English accent. Quite cute actually, so I'm told. But only overseas. In England it's much the same as fahhting.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeNov 12th 2011
     
    The parrot is only twitching, Zelda. It may just be the last bits of reflexive brain activity before permanent death sets in. Probably too late to be saved. It only has enough juice left to tweet out John's 140-character message.
    • CommentAuthormsknight
    • CommentTimeNov 12th 2011
     
    Where is this parrot? I haven't seen a new blog entry from the cheese, or received a news e-mail for aaaaaages.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeNov 12th 2011
     
    My darling computer decided to take a vacation but here I am again!

    Msknight, the parrot is on the new intoduction pretending to be dead. Frankly I have always thought his death was a pretense in order to keep from cleaning his cage, lazy bird. This hypotheses is proven as he awakens long enough to speak a few words before he is once again dead!
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeNov 12th 2011
     
    New website, msknight. Check it out! Eventually, the forum will be at this new site.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJan 12th 2012
     
    Oh, dear. Should we copywrite ourselves? May be fun.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeJan 22nd 2012
     
    How does a British accent snoring sound and how is an American one? What's the different?

    I guess it's something like that:

    Brit: Snooooo
    Am: Snorrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeJan 24th 2012
     
    I bet it sounds the same all over the world: skxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx or hhhhnnnnnnNNNNN
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    I thought you married a Brit, mrsthing. Or a part Brit, perhaps only half his snore is British?
    Here's how we snore down here in the south: Yeehaw! Yeehaw! Yeehaw! Okay, well maybe I'm the only one that does that.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJan 25th 2012
     
    I do not snore. I have Apnea and sleep with a mask. It loolks like an Armadilla. Now how bad can snoring be be? Really how sexy is an Armadilla?
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeFeb 3rd 2012
     
    Mr. Thing's mother is British. His father was Greek.

    Snoring is awful! Mr. Thing has apnea, too--it scares me how long he goes without breathing sometimes. I've told him, but he insists I'm imagining it. He's never sleepy during the day, at least. I'm not sure I could sleep with one of those CPAP machines humming away all night. I need darkness and quiet, and we don't have an extra bedroom.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeFeb 3rd 2012
     
    I never used the big mask but the little could be soothing...after you take your ambien to fall asleep over roar. I think my former husband,s snoring was the true problem. Insomnia is more my issue.
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      CommentAuthorkumbaya
    • CommentTimeFeb 7th 2012
     
    I have Heep Slapnia. When I sort of half wake up in the middle of the night and see a heap, I slap it. Can't help myself. Mrs Thumble also has Heep Slapnia, That's what usually wakes me up.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeFeb 12th 2012 edited
     
    :bigsmile:
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      CommentAuthorkumbaya
    • CommentTimeFeb 13th 2012
     
    Just call me angel of the morning.....pffft....burp....
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeFeb 14th 2012
     
    *SLAP!* WHACK!
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeFeb 14th 2012
     
    Oh sorry Thumble, was that you?



    OMG...






    :rolling:
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      CommentAuthorkumbaya
    • CommentTimeFeb 15th 2012
     
    You're in a hole heep o' trubble Mrs Thing.

    Fwap fwap fwap fwap...

    Hey honey, you awake?
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeMar 8th 2012
     
    Later: What a siily string!




    :rolling::rolling::rolling:
    • CommentAuthorbiggalalla
    • CommentTimeMar 11th 2012
     
    just stringing you along :tooth:
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeMar 13th 2012
     
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeSep 28th 2013
     
    Oh, Zelda, do you really have an apnea? John was also tested for that.
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      CommentAuthorkumbaya
    • CommentTimeOct 6th 2013
     
    Run away! Run away!