2013-05-24T11:40:26+01:00 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/ Lussumo Vanilla & Feed Publisher http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1983&Focus=77581#Comment_77581 2011-10-27T19:54:55+01:00 2013-05-24T11:40:26+01:00 zelda http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=12

WELCOME LADIES AND GNTLEMAN, WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY AND NITE, FROM lONDON ARE, SPAIN,ITALY, RUSSIA, ISRAEL,NETHERLANDS, SWITZERLAND, MONACO, AUSTRALIA,THE UNITED STATES INCLUDING CANADA AND THE ...

WE WILL BE COMING AT DIFFERENT TIMES WAITING FOR THE GREAT ONE, BUT FIRST A FIEW EPISODES FROM JOHN'S DEEVELOPMENTAL YEARS.
FIRST IS MRSTHING HIS FIRST FAN AND GROUPY WHO HAS FOLLOWED HIM FOR AT LEAST 50 YEARS.

TELL US MRSTHING WHAT ORIGINALLY ATTRACTED YOU TO MR. CHEESE, ER CLEESE?]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1983&Focus=77584#Comment_77584 2011-10-27T20:31:01+01:00 2013-05-24T11:40:26+01:00 chris14 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=42

Here I am!

http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1983&Focus=77586#Comment_77586 2011-10-27T20:43:09+01:00 2013-05-24T11:40:26+01:00 zelda http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=12

Mrsthing: Sniff, well as thy say in the old country, "My daffidils, what a fine bunch of buttock". His buttocks went from the bottom of his feet all the way to his waist. course he was a ...

I first noticed little John's talent one day while walking to school. So, bored he looked when a big smile hit his face...]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1983&Focus=77587#Comment_77587 2011-10-27T20:46:13+01:00 2013-05-24T11:40:26+01:00 Paute http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=826

I AM TOO! SEX, DRUGS AND FAWLTY TOWERS.

SEX, DRUGS AND FAWLTY TOWERS.]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1983&Focus=77590#Comment_77590 2011-10-27T20:51:40+01:00 2013-05-24T11:40:26+01:00 chris14 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=42

Welcome to the party, girls!

http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1983&Focus=77591#Comment_77591 2011-10-27T20:51:46+01:00 2013-05-24T11:40:26+01:00 zelda http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=12

Oh, here is sir Paute. Is that all you have to say about Mr. c's past?

http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1983&Focus=77592#Comment_77592 2011-10-27T20:52:38+01:00 2013-05-24T11:40:26+01:00 chris14 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=42

Paute is a girl, Zelda. :bigsmile:

]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1983&Focus=77596#Comment_77596 2011-10-27T20:58:12+01:00 2013-05-24T11:40:26+01:00 chris14 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=42

For non-members: you can actually join us for partying, but sadly you can't really register as a proper member. But you're able to join us as guests.

http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1983&Focus=77728#Comment_77728 2011-10-28T23:52:29+01:00 2011-10-28T23:54:37+01:00 mrsthing http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=4

I first "met" John when he appeared in the "Silly Walks" sketch in the Hollywood Bowl show, which I saw at a movie theater. It was love at first sight, which should tell you ...

THAT?!" And my boyfriend said, just as dreamily, "That's John Cleese." An aspiring actor, he was a big admirer of John's. But he didn't like *me* admiring John quite so much, and he gave me the cold shoulder for a week. Son of a bitch. I should have known then that he was no good. But I digress.

My next memory of John is from an article I read in which there was a photo of him dressed in a black wet suit and hanging by his knees from the limb of a dead tree. I sighed and said to my mother, "I want to marry that man!" Which should tell you a bit more about my taste in men. The fact that he was crowding 50 and had a gorgeous face and physique just made me love him more.

Over the years, I lost track of him, until my mother died, and just to spite her, I bought "Life of Brian" and the entire box set of Monty Python's Flying Circus. And I fell in love with John all over again.

Then I got to meet him in real life last June. Too wigged out on English beer and Caribbean rum, I couldn't find my tongue. (I found it later under a theater seat, stuck to a piece of gum.) So I just stared into his eyes, and felt like I was falling, and didn't care at all, because it seemed like the most wonderful way to die ever invented. Then I was in his arms, and I have photographic proof, and you can search that photo all you want and you won't see any evidence of Photoshopping, in part because I don't have Photoshop, but also because it wasn't necessary. I Do remember that hug. Oh...my....yes........

"And my eye is wet by the fire," she said, "But not with lust or shame. I mourn no shepherd laid low on the hill; I weep in the starry flame for the joy of what I can never lose..."

*ahem*

But I think Zelda wanted a fantasy. Sorry. Reality was enough of a fantasy for me that night!]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1983&Focus=77730#Comment_77730 2011-10-28T23:56:16+01:00 2013-05-24T11:40:26+01:00 mrsthing http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=4

Oh, and if you listen to that video carefully, right near the end, you can hear me saying to Zelda, "...I would SO jump his bones!" Preserved for posterity. You're welcome, John.

You're welcome, John.]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1983&Focus=77737#Comment_77737 2011-10-29T00:27:11+01:00 2013-05-24T11:40:26+01:00 thumble http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=459

Oooh, goose bumps MrsT. Caused me to seek out your reference. E'en more shivery (play on words, nudge nudge, eh?) I have seen them sprinkled, weaned and loved The young girls fondled and ...

I have seen them sprinkled, weaned and loved
The young girls fondled and wed
I've watched their dreams go as grey as the hair
That the limpin' sheepdogs shed
But mine are as green as the tall pines
That lean by Loch Erne head

Beats the crap out of Leonard Cohen, for my money.

I will arrange an intimate dinner for you and JC within 24 months. Leave it to me.

thumble]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1983&Focus=77750#Comment_77750 2011-10-29T00:50:28+01:00 2013-05-24T11:40:26+01:00 mrsthing http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=4

You do and I'll arrange a trip to the Caribbean for you and Mrs. Thumble!

http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1983&Focus=77765#Comment_77765 2011-10-29T01:43:00+01:00 2013-05-24T11:40:26+01:00 thumble http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=459

Deal and double deal :swingin:

]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1983&Focus=77769#Comment_77769 2011-10-29T02:05:41+01:00 2011-10-29T02:06:19+01:00 zelda http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=12

Whatever, it was a long vigil and my last. Thanks thumb, Chrissy n Big. Even Fan made an appearance.

http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1983&Focus=77770#Comment_77770 2011-10-29T02:08:42+01:00 2013-05-24T11:40:26+01:00 zelda http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=12

Whatever. Was a long vigil for chris and me thumb and big came by as well as Fan. My last party.

http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1983&Focus=79820#Comment_79820 2012-02-11T21:09:21+00:00 2013-05-24T11:40:26+01:00 zelda http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=12

Noo too late. ..Every one go home. It is Mardi Gras time , now... Arrrrumpapsapa! Broke out window to get in house last night becAUSE tenant friendt friend messed up key..yes, she! Back in ...

Broke out window to get in house last night becAUSE tenant friendt friend messed up key..yes, she! Back in sister pot...]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1983&Focus=79821#Comment_79821 2012-02-12T01:29:30+00:00 2013-05-24T11:40:26+01:00 msfannytwinkle-butt http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=207

I don't have a damn memory of John Cleese. I didn't get to go. I'm going to bitch about that for a very long time. Starting tonight.

http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1983&Focus=79829#Comment_79829 2012-02-12T02:55:19+00:00 2013-05-24T11:40:26+01:00 mrsthing http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=4

I will arrange an intimate dinner for you and JC within 24 months. Leave it to me. That was on October 29th, 2011. 20 1/2 months to go...

I will arrange an intimate dinner for you and JC within 24 months. Leave it to me.

That was on October 29th, 2011. 20 1/2 months to go...]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1983&Focus=79832#Comment_79832 2012-02-12T03:05:14+00:00 2012-02-13T16:59:51+00:00 zelda http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=12

good

http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1983&Focus=79845#Comment_79845 2012-02-13T02:00:59+00:00 2013-05-24T11:40:26+01:00 thumble http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=459

Name your menu Mrs Thing. And leave out Mr. Creosote, OK? I am positioning for the big day, and I have to get it right. I might even hold the event in Bermuda.

I am positioning for the big day, and I have to get it right. I might even hold the event in Bermuda.]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1983&Focus=79876#Comment_79876 2012-02-14T01:54:21+00:00 2013-05-24T11:40:26+01:00 mrsthing http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=4

Escargot in a butter blue cheese sauce over puff pastry Green salad with a parmesan/olive oil dressing and a dollop of warm goat cheese with a sprig of oregano Steamed Maine lobster w/the green ...

Green salad with a parmesan/olive oil dressing and a dollop of warm goat cheese with a sprig of oregano
Steamed Maine lobster w/the green stuff still in it, hold the butter. Or filet mignon, cooked rare, served bare.
Chocolate mousse and fresh coffee

NO raspberry sauce on the mousse. It is an abomination.
NO waffair theen meents.]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1983&Focus=79883#Comment_79883 2012-02-14T17:44:37+00:00 2013-05-24T11:40:26+01:00 zelda http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=12

Yum...Happy Valentine's Day!

http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1983&Focus=79884#Comment_79884 2012-02-14T17:44:45+00:00 2013-05-24T11:40:26+01:00 zelda http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=12

Yum...Happy Valentine's Day!

http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1983&Focus=79892#Comment_79892 2012-02-15T02:26:01+00:00 2013-05-24T11:40:26+01:00 thumble http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=459

Your menu, Madame LaChose, will be calligraphed on papyrus prior to presentation.. 'Appy Valentine a toi aussi, Mdamoiselle LePied.

'Appy Valentine a toi aussi, Mdamoiselle LePied.]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1983&Focus=79895#Comment_79895 2012-02-15T02:31:32+00:00 2013-05-24T11:40:26+01:00 zelda http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=12

:bigsmile::bigsmile:Merci beaucoup, Thumbies! La Foote

Merci beaucoup, Thumbies!
La Foote]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1983&Focus=79926#Comment_79926 2012-02-17T03:09:35+00:00 2013-05-24T11:40:26+01:00 thumble http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=459

Ah weel 'old ze waffer theen meents until you leest espect 'dem, Madame LaChose (seellly leetle foole - heh heh heh ;)

http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1983&Focus=79948#Comment_79948 2012-02-18T17:09:16+00:00 2013-05-24T11:40:26+01:00 mrsthing http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=4

Oh, Thumble, I love it when you speak French! :heartsabove:

]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1983&Focus=79961#Comment_79961 2012-02-18T18:25:57+00:00 2013-05-24T11:40:26+01:00 zelda http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=12

:bigsmile:He really is very fluent!

He really is very fluent!]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1983&Focus=80036#Comment_80036 2012-02-25T23:07:58+00:00 2013-05-24T11:40:26+01:00 thumble http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=459

Merci mes petits choux. I kees yor 'ands wiz ma leeps.

http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1983&Focus=80042#Comment_80042 2012-02-26T00:26:39+00:00 2013-05-24T11:40:26+01:00 zelda http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=12

CABBAGE!!! YOU KISS MY CABBAGE HANDS WETTH YUR LEEPS? You call me cabbage you Canadian potheaded thumper. Let's see what you look like with a parasite in your lower intestines when you get YOUR ...

No more tacos at Hearetoe's chinese catina and chop suey house!!!]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1983&Focus=80051#Comment_80051 2012-02-26T03:02:02+00:00 2013-05-24T11:40:26+01:00 thumble http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=459

Ah ham so saurree to 'ear zat, ma petite pomme de terre.. 'ere ah kees eet beettairr...

http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1983&Focus=80056#Comment_80056 2012-02-26T19:46:32+00:00 2013-05-24T11:40:26+01:00 mrsthing http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=4

"Mon petit chou" is a term of endearment, Zelda. He called us *both* cabbages. But I don't mind. He could have called us his petits champignons, or his petits courgettes, or even his petits ...

http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1983&Focus=80065#Comment_80065 2012-02-27T02:48:51+00:00 2013-05-24T11:40:26+01:00 thumble http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=459

Ass is wha ah coll yuz ladeez "mes leedle potatoze"..si fermes, si rondes, si blanches, si - si - couvertes dans la merde...mais smellz juste comme les bonbons.

http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1983&Focus=80069#Comment_80069 2012-02-27T17:34:53+00:00 2013-05-24T11:40:26+01:00 zelda http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=12

Je sais l'esppresion de mon petit chou. I have been called a piece of cabbage more than once . Hear! Let's throw these in the sister stew. They are really getting sinewey!

getting sinewey!]]>