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Fjord Moose: HAPPY BOOZYDAY, JOHN!!! IS ANYBODY UP 4 A VIRTUAL PARTY?

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      CommentAuthorthumble
    • CommentTimeOct 27th 2011
     
    Sorry Chris, I was sat on a mound trying to pull down my knickers, waiting for Godot

    but here I am in PARTAY MOOD!!!!!
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      CommentAuthorthumble
    • CommentTimeOct 27th 2011
     
    Did Chris leave us? OMG now I feel like I stood everyone up :cry:
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      CommentAuthorthumble
    • CommentTimeOct 27th 2011
     
    Three pints of bitter and a love triangle please bartender!!!!!
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      CommentAuthorthumble
    • CommentTimeOct 27th 2011
     
    Guy walks into a bar jokes.....

    A tall detective walks into a bar....bartender says "Wow, what a big dick!"
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      CommentAuthorthumble
    • CommentTimeOct 27th 2011
     
    John Cleese walks into a bar....and steps over it.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeOct 27th 2011
     
    I'm still here!
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeOct 27th 2011
     
    At last, some of you joined us!
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      CommentAuthorthumble
    • CommentTimeOct 27th 2011
     
    Hey Chris, bend over luv, and let me give you a kiss:updown:
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeOct 27th 2011
     
    thumby, I knew you would not let us down, good boy. did you bring Mrs2 with you. I think it is time for a Mr2, or is that3. Mexican divorces!

    I brought the seafood gumbo with rice, and file, and muffalata's and etouffe and Oyster poboys and a whole keg of Dixie beer hidden for a special occasion. There are hurricaines and mixed drinks on demand if Fanny remembers the granadine.
    She always forgets.
    Absinthe is a little pricey so I will hold it for when John gets here.

    So where are you Suz? Anymore foord like english bloody bits and such?

    Party!
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      CommentAuthorthumble
    • CommentTimeOct 27th 2011
     
    oooooooh Sid, you are awfoo

    How's the party goin guys.

    Oh, thanks bartender.....

    "MANY HAPPIES TO THE GREAT BIG ONE!!!!!"
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeOct 27th 2011
     
    OK, Thum... er... are you a boy or a girl...?
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeOct 27th 2011
     
    Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaah, party! Sparkling wine!!!!!
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      CommentAuthorthumble
    • CommentTimeOct 27th 2011
     
    Hey Zel, sorry, MrsThum is still at home, rubbing lard on the cat's boils. But she sends her love to all and also wishes the Great Big One a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

    NOW LET'S HAVE A BIT OF THAT SEAFOOD GUMBO - WOOOOHOOOO!!
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeOct 27th 2011
     
    And also happy boozeday to Opossum, her bd is on the 28th! I'll do a new threat for her later on.
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      CommentAuthorthumble
    • CommentTimeOct 27th 2011
     
    "OK, Thum... er... are you a boy or a girl...?"

    Yes! I am indeed, and don't let those lying bastards tell you otherwise!!!!

    OK, let me finish me pint of bitter and I'll have some of that there wine *glug glug glug...BURP*
    • CommentAuthorbiggalalla
    • CommentTimeOct 27th 2011
     
    i :rolling::rolling::rolling:`m here at last . i was so pissed couldn`t find my way here

    :swingin:
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeOct 27th 2011 edited
     
    GUMBO, everyone. Nice, sticky, thick and spicy!
    Her have a dixie beer to wash it down!

    Lessez bonne temps roulez!!!

    Or, "Quite old boy, another jolly year done up! What say"?

    Hooray, Big, you're.
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      CommentAuthorthumble
    • CommentTimeOct 27th 2011
     
    OK, here's to the Naughty One for tomorrow. I will be indisposed at the time...

    Have to pop off to the loo (actually believe it or not I'm having Steak and kidney pud before my buddy comes over to taking me non-virtual boozing - back in 10

    Luv ya all!!!!!!
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeOct 27th 2011
     
    :rolling:
    • CommentAuthorbiggalalla
    • CommentTimeOct 27th 2011
     
    great shin dig everybody
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeOct 27th 2011
     
    Oh, thumb! Take your phone on the boozer not the loo, please.

    All the bet to the lard kat.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeOct 27th 2011
     
    Hey Big, we missed you!
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeOct 27th 2011
     
    Yes we did, Big!

    Now where is Cad, off with his playmates? Bring them along, JC will enjoy them.
    I wish the Spiney would pop by and the other canuck,Gungas.
    Naughty and Turk should be along and Val n hot Polly,Gian Mary, too.
    • CommentAuthorbiggalalla
    • CommentTimeOct 27th 2011
     
    missed you all to :clap::clap:
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      CommentAuthorthumble
    • CommentTimeOct 27th 2011
     
    Yum yuum luvly grub, but need something to wash it down with. Chris - pass the bubbly and let's hoist one or two....

    Zel, could I please have some gumbo for desert?
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      CommentAuthorthumble
    • CommentTimeOct 27th 2011
     
    Rene Descartes (the drunken fart) walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Would you like a beer?" Descartes replies, "I think not", then disappears.

    Bar jokes anyone?
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      CommentAuthorthumble
    • CommentTimeOct 27th 2011
     
    A teen walks into a bar. Bartender cards him then throws him out but keeps his phone. Phone says OMG! WTF?
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      CommentAuthorthumble
    • CommentTimeOct 27th 2011
     
    A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, "You can come in, but don't start anything!"


    CHRISSSSIIIIIEEEEE!!!! MORE WINE PLEESH DARLIN...

    PHLUMP.
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      CommentAuthorthumble
    • CommentTimeOct 27th 2011
     
    A penguin walks into a bar, goes to the counter, and asks the bartender, "Have you seen my brother?" The bartender asks, "I don't know, what does he look like?"
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeOct 27th 2011 edited
     
    Hehe. I am not good on jokes, Thumb but those are good.

    Gumbo is very rich so sorbet is good or if you really want something sweet than something from behind the bar might do! :)
    • CommentAuthorjenifer
    • CommentTimeOct 27th 2011
     
    ??•*¨*•.¸¸? Happy Birthday to you¸??¸.•*¨*•??•*¨Happy Birthday to you*•.¸??¸? Happy Birthday dear John Cleese ??•*¨*•??• Happy Birthday to you! *•.¸•??•¸? ... and many more!!! •?*•??•???!
    With a song in my heart for you...
    Jenifer
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      CommentAuthorthumble
    • CommentTimeOct 28th 2011
     
    Anthropalaeontologist walks into a bar with her latest find...

    "Bartender - give me two pints of bitter and a mop..."




    Sorry guys gotta run - off to really drink!!

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN!!!!!
    • CommentAuthorsuzulu
    • CommentTimeOct 28th 2011
     
    :bigsmile:I have made the party at last!! Didn't get home till late.

    Happy Birthday, John!! :bigsmile::bigsmile::bigsmile:
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeOct 28th 2011
     
    Bye, Thumb! Have some fun.


    Hello,Jen. Beautiful song, btw.
    • CommentAuthorsuzulu
    • CommentTimeOct 28th 2011
     
    The only thing is, now I have to go to bed 'cos it's 12.10 a.m.:sad:
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeOct 28th 2011
     
    Suzulu. You were to be here at 9.00. It said so on my facebook. Well do as you please, John and Jen probalby are!

    Not coming to this party anyway.sniff

    What will I do with this Cajun food?
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeOct 28th 2011
     
    Hey Suzulu, how are you?
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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, whatever, you know he's not going to read this shit.

    Anyway, so I do know how to make hurricanes, or at least, drank my share at Pat O'Brien's. Was so drunk one time on Bourbon Street, but the other people with me were drunker, so that made it cancel out my drunk, and all I could do was stand and laugh at everybody else. Walked into the Monteleon where we were staying, and
    this elegantly dressed lady with a perfect hairstyle, and all these jewels on her hand, was drunker than all get-out, standing in lobby right in front of the stairwell, and posing as the Statue of Liberty. All these other people were bowing down to her. Well you had to have been there. I've bored myself now with that story. dang!
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    I regret that I never got any buttered corn on the cob when I visited the French Quarter. It always looked so yummy, and they sold it on almost every corner. We were always so damn poor, just like now, except now is better and I can buy corn on the cob. Hey, I'm going to do that! One time when I could get buttered corn, does anybody else want to relive this corn on the cob angst story with me, or not? I'd like to know before I continue....
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    Let's send Mr. Cleese some hot buttered corn on the cob for his birthday! Who's in?
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeOct 28th 2011
     
    Here is my 25cents.

    You find all types in New Orleans. We used stay at The Monteleone when we were little girls and Pappy would go for business. We dressed up, went to the Court of Two Sisters, Felix's and the Grocery store where they had muffalata's. Then we went to all of the museums. My favorite of course was the clothing museum where all the Mardi Gras dresses were kept. I loved it. Still do.

    I do not remember the corn, but I eat lots in Mexico.

    Did you remember to bring the the grenadine?
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeOct 28th 2011
     
    We occationally got to walk down boubon St at night but far from the doors. I could still see and learned those jive sounds early on.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeOct 28th 2011
     
    Hi, Lynney. Glad to see you, Kind of slow for a birthday party. Run out of jokes so maybe you can add some cheer. I have done a lot of paper work though. Here have some gumbo.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeOct 28th 2011
     
    Guess she doesn't like, gumbo.


    Thumb,hi, you hAVE RETURNED. DID YOU MAKE A GOOD DEAL ON YOUR BUILDING?
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeOct 28th 2011
     
    Oh, some of you guys joined later on. I gave it up - I thought nobody else would join!
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeOct 28th 2011
     
    I quit around 12. Just foote and me. thumble and big came back, up for a party as usual!:wink:
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeOct 29th 2011
     
    A grasshopper walks into a bar and hops up onto the barstool. Bartender looks surprised and says, "Hey, did you know we've got a drink named after you?" And the grasshopper says, "Really? There's a drink called 'Bob'?"


    A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink AND a mop...


    Those are the only two I can remember.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeOct 29th 2011
     
    Sorry I wasn't here. I did get drunk in honor of John's birthday, but I had to go out to a concert last night at Miss Thing's school, and it was late when we got back and Miss Thing was hogging the computer.

    And now I have to make sure all the laundry and dishes are done in case the power goes off tomorrow night in the snowstorm, and I can't do it tomorrow because I have to sing at church and I don't know when I'll be home.
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      CommentAuthorthumble
    • CommentTimeOct 29th 2011
     
    A baby seal walked into a bar and sat down. "What can I get you?" asked the bartender. The baby seal said: "Anything but a Canadian Club."
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeOct 29th 2011
     
    It is 70f here.
 

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