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      CommentAuthorenglishcad
    • CommentTimeOct 9th 2011 edited
     
    Congratulations Mr Potato head on getting married again, this one appears not to be in kit form, or possessed! Hooray for the McCartney's...



    <img src="http://www.akitajet.com/wiki/images/5/57/MrPotatoHead.jpg"></img>

    Uncanny!! Remember kids just say no to plastic surgery...
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeOct 10th 2011
     
    Yes, to the McCartney's. couldn't get MrPotathead, Cad.
    There are other way to stay young than surgery...sex,sex,sex! What, oh okay. Maybe a tweak here and there. :(
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    They look great and happy, and it was all done in good taste! Thank God she wasn't standing there saying, I've never heard of the Beatles. Is that your song, darling? Thank God she didn't push Paul out into the street so she could pose on the sidewalk as the "real" celebrity. Yep. This time it is much better! More like it was with Linda, and she was one of my favorite people.
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      CommentAuthorthumble
    • CommentTimeOct 10th 2011
     
    My favorite take-off of Paul McCartney's simplistic songwriting style, by the Hee Bee Gee Bee's

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MmGVEWy0ik

    Note the animal noises in the background - priceless. As are the words!
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeOct 10th 2011
     
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeOct 11th 2011 edited
     
    Oh, Nooooooooo. Mr. Potatohead lost his teath! We need to get him some false ones. He cannot be getting old.

    Brush your teeth, boys and girls or you will end up like Mr. McCartny...all smiles and no teeth, and then who will be there for you to buy their Jimmy Choo shoes?
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeOct 11th 2011
     
    What happened, Fanny?

    Did you fall out?

    I thought *you* was marrying Paul?
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    love paul but i aint marrying anybody whatsoever ever not even paul not even the pope
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeOct 13th 2011
     
    Uh, has the Pope proposed?
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    I went on my famous Purification Tour, remember? I've been behaving. It's not out of the question that he might. Why must you dash my hopes? What is this one's name again? There was one I really liked who I think has passed on now, but talk about throwing water on someone's dreams, Zelda! You just dunked mine. I never wanted to marry Paul, or the Pope, but must you, must you, must you, must you ask has he proposed? As if he wouldn't! You don't know. Maybe he has! Last time I saw him on tv he was saying something in Latin, and he could have been saying, FannyButtTwinkle, of the forum, (forums were rather popular with those who spoke actual Latin, you know. Come let us go to the forum. Look who is at the forum. That's how my Latin book starts out.) FannyButtTwinkle, of the forum, et tu Cutie!
    I had to reverse my name a little because you know Latin does not use proper sentence order.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeOct 14th 2011
     
    well, jeez, i just asked!
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    Uh, did I ask you to ask?
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    Do you not know when I'm being funny?
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      CommentAuthorthumble
    • CommentTimeOct 16th 2011
     
    Fan, you need some TLC. I have connections. Where do you hang your hose?
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    I don't have a hose.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeOct 17th 2011
     
    The current pope is Benedict. Like the eggs. He's an asshole. (No, I haven't been struck down by lightning.) Be glad he didn't propose, Fanny!

    The previous one was a lovely man, John Paul II, but he died. I think he actually died about 5 years before they pronounced him dead, but they let you be pope for as long as you have vital signs, and I guess they were detecting some eye movement or something. But seriously, he was humble, and human, and had a passion for helping the poor. The current pope just wants everyone to be Catholic and get their dicks out of other people's butts Except the priests--he's willing to overlook their discretions...oh, don't get me started!
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJan 31st 2012 edited
     
    I adored Pope John Paul....Benedictine you say? Oh, no. That is a drink made by the Benedictenes, but approved by the Pope. Very good with vanilla icecream!
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      CommentAuthorthumble
    • CommentTimeFeb 7th 2012
     
    There's a chain of used children's clothing up here in Canada, called "Once Upon a Child". Always reminds me of the Catholic Priests of the Native Residential Schools. Except for the frequency, of course.

    Pause...


    Funny, I haven't been struck down either.



    ***zzzzzztttttpppppffffftttttPOwZ**** OUCH!~ Right in the bum!
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeFeb 7th 2012
     
    Deserved it, Smuck.
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      CommentAuthorthumble
    • CommentTimeFeb 7th 2012
     
    Felt nice actually. Got anything lubricious for it?
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    how can you top that ? or should i say bottom that .
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    So he got his Hollywood Star now! Yay! Should have been there years ago! But Yay! He deserved it. I'm glad.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeFeb 10th 2012
     
    Well, I'm followed by the Pope and by Jesus Christ on twitter. It's not a bad achievement from an atheist/Darwinist/evolutionist like me! :bigsmile:

    And it was Jesus Christ who started to follow me, I just followed him back. OK, I had to ask Pope Benny to follow me, but it was easy to convince him by saying I'm even followed by Jesus himself!

    (of course these are funny, fictional characters. :-))
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeFeb 10th 2012
     
    And one more Twitter and Paul McCartney related post:

    An interview with him from 1967! He talks or behaves a bit like being under the influence of some modifying stuff... :bigsmile:

    You can find it at my twitter profile because I retweeted it, but here a link to it as well:

    http://theswingingsixties.tumblr.com/post/17357052067/designer-fashion-clothes-shopping-sale-photography-trave
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      CommentAuthorthumble
    • CommentTimeFeb 13th 2012
     
    These all sound like upper class twitters of the year.
 

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