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    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeFeb 8th 2012
     
    O'k. It is now time to get serious, Garry Scott-Irvine! It is getting close to Valentine's Day and some good bones from Mr. Jack Cheese are needed on his Spanking new forum. Perhaps even some new spankings are in order as there have been some naughty posts around here. I think we need some adult supervision from the big Bone himself...Valentine's Day is coming soon and it there are no Valentines recieved this forum is going to be full of heartbreak and anger. Lord imagine the long heartbroken posts taking up space on this forum February 14, 2012. Dear God, get word to the tall one to attend the broken hearts of his minions before their blood and tears run through worldwide throughe computers connecting to JC. So it is my wise suggestion to avoid such pain and have an official bone thrown to the forum by Valentine's Day. Give it up for the gang, JC!!!
    Zelda
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    what you want Zelda , a bone tied with a ribbon ?:bigsmile:
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeFeb 9th 2012
     
    Yes,Big...just you and me...who needs an old bonehead anyway.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeFeb 10th 2012
     
    So, where is his bone?
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeFeb 12th 2012
     
    Probably up one of Jennifer's lovely orifices, I would assume.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeFeb 12th 2012
     
    MRSTHING PLEASE. THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE. CANNOT BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT.. SIDES WASN'T TALKING BOUT THAT BONE, JUST A BONE OF ATTENTION. SHISH.
    • CommentAuthorbiggalalla
    • CommentTimeFeb 12th 2012
     
    dem bones dem bones dem dry bones, heres the word of the lord .
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      CommentAuthorthumble
    • CommentTimeFeb 13th 2012
     
    Has he taken the Oath of Orifice? Are there any more openings?
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeFeb 14th 2012
     
    There's a cabinet.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeFeb 14th 2012
     
    And Zelda, who here hasn't heard much worse on television or from their friends?
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeFeb 14th 2012
     
    Keeping up appearances...
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      CommentAuthorthumble
    • CommentTimeFeb 17th 2012
     
    Sex with John is a Cabinet decision? Or is that where he keeps the naughty things with batteries and little squishy bits? There, I've given you another opening, Mrs Thing, (a moist one with little pink things around it).
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeFeb 18th 2012
     
    No, he *has* a cabinet. As president, he has a retinue of sycophants who take care of most of his business for him. There's the Secretary of Commerce, who pays off ex-wives and girlfriends who have stories to tell. There's the Secretary of War, who deals with the marriages as they decline. There's the secretary of Defense, who handles the legalities of pre-nups and non-nups and divorce settlements. There's the secretary of the Interior---nudge-nudge, :wink::wink:. There's the Foreign secretary, who doesn't speak English, but John keeps her around for those times when he just needs a bit of variety.
 

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