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    • CommentAuthorRaf
    • CommentTimeOct 4th 2008
     
    Translation for mrsthing:

    John Cleese: And now, the final question. What cab you get cheaply easily and quickly?
    Polish: Soap.
    John Cleese: No, no ... cheaply easily and quickly?
    Polish: Oh. grey soap.
    John Cleese: Everyone takes it.
    Polish: Bath ?
    John Cleese: What can you take cheaply easily and quickly?
    Polish: Shower.
    John Cleese: Maybe gentle hint.
    There is sentence on neon "Money credit in WBK"
    Polish: Neon
    Polish: Light?
    John Cleese: Money credit.
    Polish: Face
    Polish: cheaply easily and quickly you can be hiten in your face.
    John Cleese: We accept the answer?
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeOct 4th 2008
     
    HA HA! :clap:
    • CommentAuthorRaf
    • CommentTimeOct 4th 2008
     
    I was hope that you will like it :)
    • CommentAuthorRaf
    • CommentTimeOct 6th 2008
     
    Another one, did you hear, that "Life of Brian" was banned in some english cities for 28 years ??? I saw in one of quite popular newspapers an information, that in cinema, in one of english cities "Life of Brian" is availble to be watching after 28 years... why ? I heard that England is very liberal country.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeOct 6th 2008
     
    Well, the English people can probably answer better, but there was a big backlash against Life of Brian by a religious group called the Festival of Light, headed by a woman named Mary Whitehouse (who looked scarily like Eric's mother!). Very public protests, and quite a campaign to get the movie banned. It succeeded in some places, but not in others, and towns in which the movie was banned organized bus trips to other towns to see it.

    John and Michael did a wonderful chat show with the Bishop of Southwark and Malcolm Muggeridge, in which the Pythons were attacked and came back more intelligently and even-handedly than the so-called Christians. There's a documentary called "The Secret Life of Brian" that goes into detail about the protests. It's on YouTube:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDCAJTrF1gg
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jJekQmH9W8
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s4ahqaF9Ls
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14HPYBUFs6k
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfYJccXRN-Q

    The first 4 parts are about 10 minutes each, the last part is about 8 1/2.
    • CommentAuthorRaf
    • CommentTimeOct 6th 2008
     
    It's stupid, people should be decided, what do they want to see or no. This is similar situation to situation in Poland two years ago. Our goverement and previous goveremenet are very strong conected to catholic church. One of ministers in previous goverment, Minister of education - MR. Roman Giertych tried to bann Teletubis in Polish TV, cause in his sick mind Tinky Winky was homoseksual. But Mr. Giertych is not minister of education in Poland, but i'm not sure that Tinky Winky is still homoseksual, or no. The point is, that sometimes people with closed minds are trying to tell us, what is better for us. - bleeeeeee.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeOct 6th 2008 edited
     
    There was some controversy about that over here, too. Some conservative preacher named Jerry Falwell insisted that because Tinky Winky was purple, carried a purse, and had a triangle on his head, he was gay, because the color purple and the triangle were secret gay symbols! Ridiculous! Do we even know any of the telly tubbies are male? They're supposed to be babies, aren't they?

    I've never understood what the problem is, either. Fear of anyone who's different? Fear of redefining gender roles? I don't know.
    • CommentAuthorRaf
    • CommentTimeOct 6th 2008
     
    I realy don't know as well... in poland reason is simple, catholic church hates gays, that was the reason.... it's not following the Jesus teaching... but, it's only church, not faith. I'm protestant, not catholic.
    • CommentAuthorRaf
    • CommentTimeOct 6th 2008
     
    I,m going now to Poland for 4 days, i will be watching this forum during this time... i'm now on the airport in Liverpool.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeOct 6th 2008
     
    The *church* decided to interpret the word "abomination" as "gay sex". Jesus never said a word about gay people. St. Paul that made reference to it, but only a couple of verses. There are a few verses in Leviticus about killing any man "who lies with another man as with a woman" or any woman "who lies with another woman as with a man". Funny how Christians are so eager to invoke the Old Testament when it supports their fears and prejudices, but not when it challenges them.

    John was right about American Christianity: it's all about sex. And crowd control.

    I'll stop now before this becomes a rant.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeOct 7th 2008 edited
     
    That's why I, hmmmm, 'love' religions of any kind... the best thing about them is that all of them advertise themselves as caring and loving things. The religions are supposed to be created because they want to accept and love people and instead of this they generate conflicts and wars. They hate gays, they hate other religions, it doesn't matter if all of the f...ing religions are created on the same basement (not only Christian religions, but also the Jewish and Islam have the same roots!), they hate Paganism, which is actually the main root of all of modern religions, and, of course modern religions, especially the Christians and especially the Catholics use lots of stuff from Paganism. They hate science, they hate animals, they hate women, they hate everything. And they advertise LOVE and PEACE... How very interesting... And not to talk about the pedophile priests and sex and gay-scandals in the Church... and their involvements in wars, and the Nazi-stuff during the WW2, etc... and the wars between different religions... Crusades, etc. OK, I've finished it...

    This topic can make me cross! Sorry, I didn't mean to offend anybody... only the f...ing religions...
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeOct 7th 2008
     
    I don't think any religion was founded to be caring and loving. Correct me if I'm wrong, though. Seems to me they were founded because primitive societies craved order, and an explanation for otherwise random events like disease and natural disasters. Then as there were more people around and strangers were coming into established clans or towns or cities or whatever, the regulars wanted to maintain the status quo, so it was "Convert or leave". And that's where the fighting began: eventually, the newbies became powerful enough to exert their own influence, and power struggles ensued. Religions were established, and to keep their numbers strong, they scared the shit out of people to make them stay. "If you leave this religion, you'll burn forever in Hell, and we won't let you stay in our town, and we may even confiscate your property and keep your spouse and children as slaves." So it was more trouble than it was worth to leave, and the only power you could pretend to have came in helping enforce the religious traditions. Corrupt people saw a chance for considerable personal gain (money, power), and then religion became a tool for controlling people and a way to commit evil and get away with it. Organized religion became way too powerful for its own good. More and more, it got away from people believing in a god or gods who brought order out of chaos and moved toward people believing in the institution--which, in my humble opinion, does exactly the opposite much of the time.

    So you may ask me, "Why do you say you believe, then?" Well, Chris, you may well ask me why I believe. :wink: My own personal spiritual experiences trump anything I've read in the Bible or learned in church, that's why. And that's why I don't proselytize. I think it has to be up to the individual. We're all different, and we all have to work it out for ourselves.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeOct 7th 2008
     
    Yes, MrsThing, I agree with everything you wrote. But they advertise themselves as loving and caring... And that is why they are dangerous, cos people believe in them... and not in God or whatever...

    I'm not against people who believe in God or the Bible or anything else, I'm against religions. I also believe in things, although I don't know in what exactly, but in something supernatural or transcendental. Something that is above us and beyond the science we can explain or even see.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeOct 7th 2008
     
    This is what the religion makes:

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article4893735.ece

    LOVE? ACCEPTANCE???
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeOct 7th 2008
     
    We have organizations like that in the US, too. My best friend married a man who used to be a counselor in one. He had never been gay, so I don't know how that worked. The whole idea of trying to force someone to change their sexual orientation made me sick, and I didn't want to listen to him spout all the lines I already knew.

    These organizations train people to "act" heterosexual: women wear makeup and dresses and and practice "feminine" behaviors approved by the trainers; men watch sports and fix cars and lift weights and practice "masculine" behaviors. So they turn into Stepford Christians, brainwashed into a set of beliefs and behaviors that are totally wrong for them.

    Conservative Christians in this country believe either that people become gay as a result of sexual abuse (remembered or forgotten), or that they were led astray by gays who tried to recruit them when they were "young, and still questioning their sexuality". I don't know about anyone else, but I never had to question my sexuality. I just knew, and when I asked gay friends when they "discovered" they were gay, they said, "I didn't "discover" it--I just always knew." I've known many--too many--women who were sexually abused by their fathers, and/or neglected by their mothers, and not one of them became a lesbian. And sheesh--just because you're a woman who's good at fixing cars or a guy who likes to knit doesn't make you gay. I've known heterosexual people who had those talents. Unusual, yes, but not gay. When I was in college, I was propositioned twice by lesbians, both of them very feminine women who wore dresses and makeup. (I turned them down as gently as I could; I know I seem fairly butch to some people.) Most of the gay guys I've known enjoyed watching sports with friends just as much as hetero guys. The arguments of the so-called healers are based on outdated and outlandish stereotypes.

    If someone told me, "Look, you've got to start having sex only with women or not having sex at all, or you're going to hell", I'd just say, "Right. See you there."
    • CommentAuthorRaf
    • CommentTimeOct 7th 2008
     
    Religion is only theory. It depence to us, how we would like to interpretate it. you can not take all of rules made by religion... word by word... cause you will close yourself in trap.... easy. Raf from holiday.

    Keep your's minds open.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeOct 9th 2008
     
    Yes, Raf, I agree, religion is only a theory. Enjoy your holiday!
    • CommentAuthorRaf
    • CommentTimeOct 9th 2008
     
    thanks, i wille be back to England tommorow in the evening.
    • CommentAuthorBodisaniwi
    • CommentTimeOct 13th 2008
     
    Czeszcz, Raf.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeOct 13th 2008
     
    NIWI! :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: I was beginning to think we'd lost you. :shocked:
    • CommentAuthorRaf
    • CommentTimeOct 13th 2008
     
    mrsthing, sometimes I'm like an ulcer on the ass ;p It's hard to lost me :P
    • CommentAuthorRaf
    • CommentTimeOct 13th 2008
     
    Czesc Bodisaniwi :) Another one person from easter Europe here ?
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeOct 13th 2008
     
    That's fine, Raf. We need people to show up and say stuff once in awhile. :bigsmile:
    • CommentAuthorRaf
    • CommentTimeOct 13th 2008
     
    mrsthing, I'll be here all of the time... even I understand sometimes every third word :P Seriously... I love Pythons and this forum is kind of very good practice to my English.
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    Raf,

    good comments about religion. Organized religion can be a terrible thing. Better to just believe in what you believe in and honor it in your own way.

    Have a safe journey!
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeOct 14th 2008
     
    Welcome back, Jersey! :bigsmile:
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    I don't go far, as a rule! Sometimes, it gets pretty busy and I get swamped. But I'm always thinking about y'all!
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeOct 14th 2008
     
    Welcome back Niwi, Jersey, Raf... etc!
    • CommentAuthorRaf
    • CommentTimeOct 14th 2008
     
    Jersey, the most terrible in religion is , that it's always organized. Why can't be God only for God, but not for priests, politicians, wars.... shit....
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeOct 14th 2008
     
    Good question, Raf. Personally, I think organized religion provides an opportunity to control people and grab some power. I also think it's natural for people to be superstitious. So the opportunistic, power-hungry people subjugate other people by preying on their natural fears. They'd use some other means if religion weren't an option. Sad, isn't it?

    But my experience of organized Christianity hasn't been all bad. Some churches are friendly, supportive, generous, and tolerant toward members, their local communities, and the world. I've belonged to quite a number of different churches, and at every one, there's been a predictable percentage of extremists at both ends who are always agitating for change, and the large majority in the middle who maintain the status quo. The churches that worked best were the ones that never lost sight of the bigger goal of making the world a better place for everyone.
    • CommentAuthorRaf
    • CommentTimeOct 14th 2008
     
    I have different experience with organized Christianity. I started my journey with Christianity in catholic church. In Poland Catholic church is very strong conected with politicians. That's why i thing, that they lost te right way of their destiny. 5 years ago I changed church. I'm protestant now. The first one church, what I joined, was conected with Baptist's church. It was good experience. Later i was traveling from church to church. I finished in Luteran's church... why.. I don't know, but in Luteran's church i didn't feel priest preasure puted on people, who was coming to church. It' easier if you can feel distance, but little distance between you and priest.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeOct 14th 2008
     
    I'm more or less friends with my pastor now. We're the same age, he lived a wild life before going into the ministry, and he makes no bones about considering himself a sinner like the rest of us, which is the way every clergy person should be, imho. (It's the truth, anyway.)
    • CommentAuthorRaf
    • CommentTimeOct 15th 2008 edited
     
    I had very good pastor in my first protestant church, but after couple of the mounths i felt something like this, that he wanted participate in my life to strong, to hard, in to big percent. But even i felt something like this, i thing, that he was right person in the right place.

    But now something completly different. Do you remember my first question on this forum. I wrote in this case to Mr. Michael Palin. I will put here part of the answer, but very important. Not from him, from another guy who was writing in his name.

    "Michael’s away at the moment, but I think I can help with your query.



    We were based in Bradford for about a week on Meaning of Life – staying at the hotel now called Hilton in Norfolk Gardens, behind the Town Hall. We shot the Grim Reaper sequence up in the Dales at Malham Tarn, and various parts of the Every Sperm is Sacred song and dance in the area. The main backstreet bit was done in Colne or Burnley, but some of it – the cartwheeling nuns, I think – in Lister Park on Manningham Lane in front of the Cartwright Hall."

    Now i can die ... very happy ;p
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeOct 15th 2008
     
    Wow, Raf!!!!!!
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeOct 15th 2008
     
    Congratulations, Raf! That's a nice bit of trivia. :bigsmile:
    • CommentAuthorRaf
    • CommentTimeOct 15th 2008
     
    mrsthing, even it's trivia... i was waiting for this message about four weeks ... and somebody answerd me.. that is nice :)
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeOct 15th 2008
     
    Trivia isn't trivial! I loved reading Michael's diaries for his personal and "in the moment" observations of being in Monty Python. Some of the stuff he said about John was LOL funny!
    • CommentAuthorRaf
    • CommentTimeOct 15th 2008 edited
     
    I found translation of "trivia" from english to polish, this way i know what did you mean :) I know, that message like this one could be sended to anybody arround. Anyway, it was nice, that he answerd me. even it wasn't Mr. Palin. This email was the best one birthday gift for me this year. My birthday will be on friday, so i will be off.... :)
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeOct 15th 2008
     
    Oh, happy early birthday, Raf!!!
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeOct 15th 2008
     
    What I meant was, "Congratulations, Raf! You persevered, and got your answer. It's always fun to learn more about the Pythons, especially the obscure, hard-to-find stuff."

    And happy birthday from me, too! :bigsmile::bigsmile:
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeOct 15th 2008
     
    Happy Birthday Raf. Stick around but remember to be a bit silly at times!:updown::fingersear::tongue:
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeOct 16th 2008 edited
     
    happy birthday Raf.

    Your name makes me sad...
    • CommentAuthorRaf
    • CommentTimeOct 16th 2008
     
    Thank you very much. Zelda, I'm always bit silly :) Lozzykinz, i can change name especialy for you.... :) Maybe ... Luise, it's so neutral :)
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeOct 16th 2008
     
    haha.

    It's ok Raf -- we know you as Raf now.

    I guess i will just have to learn to live with it!!!:confused:
    • CommentAuthorRaf
    • CommentTimeOct 16th 2008
     
    Lozzyiknz, when my parrents gave to me this name, they didn't know, that this bastards will take your's boyfriend. So especially for you i can change it :) Don't be sad please :)
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeOct 16th 2008
     
    Hey - it's fine Raf:bigsmile:

    I'm over it:wink:
    • CommentAuthorRaf
    • CommentTimeOct 17th 2008 edited
     
    Now birthday joke. Do you know, how man can kill himself in the easiest way ?
    He can jump from his ego level to his IQ level.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeOct 17th 2008
     
    LOL! :clap:
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeOct 17th 2008
     
    Ouch!:cry:
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeOct 18th 2008
     
    Btw, Raf, how old are you?