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    They bore me, too, but at least they are fun. And THIS is a comedy forum???
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    I'm glad you're leaving my country. Leave quickly and take toilet paper with you.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeAug 2nd 2011
     
    Darling, you are the winner, tits down.
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    don't get freaky. I know that had to be some sarcastic put-down of some sort. But I'm having trouble staying awake, so I'll decipher it later. I truly am having trouble staying awake, and not meaning anything rude by it, unless you want to think that, and then that's okay I truly hope you didn't take anything to heart of what I said, Zelda. It's only banter, and now actually, you can stay, because well it doesn't matter why or because. goodnight everyone and sleep well.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeAug 2nd 2011
     
    "Stupid ass". Really, but that is name calling. Sorry not allowed. It is in D* rules. Careful there Ms Butt. I find that offensive and dmaging to my reputation. Pls be more sensitive,
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeAug 2nd 2011 edited
     
    Have you considered writing greeting cards? The "Madge" line would suit you well. Oh, no, wait. They have to be original. Sorry.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeAug 2nd 2011
     
    Oops. Jumped posts again.
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    my what tirade
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeAug 2nd 2011 edited
     
    Yes, Big. Terrible. Least she gave me permision to stay in her country. Big relief, Big.
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    yes a big
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeAug 3rd 2011
     
    Thanks,big. Your abig man, Big. That is good, big.
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    Oh yes, and I look like Madge, too. I sure do. And you, look like Madge's butt. Who the hell is Madge????
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    Having so much trouble with my phone, I try to type a letter and hit the wrong thing. Love the phone now, kinda and still kinda hate it, but just wish I was better at using it. I am special needs? LOL, you have one of the biggest damn egos in the world, don't you? How tiresome.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeAug 3rd 2011 edited
     
    Since you do not want to do this in private. You are jumping from hostility to agreability. Take your fury and kick that local columnist in the behind with it. that is where your anger is from.
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    Maddona
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    Not only are you wrong, Zelda, but nobody asked you to analyze anything about me. I most especially did not ask you. You never asked me to "do this" in private, but if you had, the answer would still be no. Why would I want any kind of advice or analysis or "help" as you call it, from you? I don't trust you. I don't like you. My anger is toward you, because of you, and because I was merely singing the lines from a song from the 1980's, Vienna, by Ultravox, and you decided to interpret that as some sort of hostility toward you from me, instead of thinking, hmmm, she put the word "singing" in front of that line, wonder if this is a song that I somehow never knew about or knew about and forgot. No, no, no, not somebody with 16 degrees in psychology would think something so logical. Oh no, I put "singing" and did a line from the song Vienna as a reply to your talking about Vienna the city. But no! One with 16 degrees in psychology must somehow find a way to explain my supposed hostility. Most people use the word "singing" as a form of hostility, at least in your world, it appears. I don't have anger toward that columnist, not enough to go physical harm another person. I disagree totally with what she writes, and I've pointed out to her why, as a lot of other people are also doing, so your little analysis is just totally off and wrong. She wasn't even the "she" that caused my frustration that I mentioned in that post of mine that you are referring to, of course. I wasn't jumping from agreeable to hostile. I simply wasn't being hostile.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeAug 4th 2011 edited
     
    16 degrees of separation would be nice. Wasn't analylizing. just pointing out.
    Think everyone wants everyone else to be nice.


    I do not think I look like Madge. She had dark hair I believe.

    I do not know your song and we all know I am no great poet. Chrissy just tries to make me feel good. The poem just seemed appropriate at the time. Sorry I missed your , uh, reference from Ultirvox. Thank you.
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    I have too many good things going on right now, okay? SOmeone I care about that has been in the hospital has improved greatly, and I'm very happy. It is a wonderful feeling. God has blessed me a number of ways recently, and I want to hold those to myself because you'd just mock those, I guess, but I'm holding the good blessings close to me. I'll refrain from referencing songs. Just thought it was common ground we all shared. I've been strenthened by a very old item. You would not understand it. You don't have to know what that's about, either, other than I am so happy inside because of it. The person that recently gave me problems, I will whisper it to you, but I still ahve to leave some stuff out for reasons of privacy. Please understand.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeAug 5th 2011 edited
     
    I am so happy to see the younger people in this forum liking musics before the 70's. It was a more innocent time and some of melodies and words so beautiful and romance. Ah, romance!
    :peace: baby!


    Btw singing "There is peace in the valley for us".

    Accordian music mixes with a piano to make beautiful music.
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    I love very old music, and very new music, too.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeAug 7th 2011
     
    I listened to an incredibly beautiful Latin tenor tonight at a small club. His music was so sweet I was in tears.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeAug 7th 2011 edited
     
    Where is my Biggallala? (If you are Mok I will put you into a bubbling fondue pot and leave in an igloo with many hungry igloo people.)

    Maybe he is out looking for my troll.
    • CommentAuthormsknight
    • CommentTimeAug 7th 2011
     
    Mouse cleaning is a tricky thing to get right.

    After pinching and twisting its bottom and playing with its balls, you have to tickle it with your finger nail ... it likes that.

    Inside are three rollers, two long and one slim. They get dirt around them in a circle and it has to all be tickled off. (Before optical mice started to be issued as standard, I used to make the customers laugh by saying things like "Coochy, coochy coo..." while getting the dirt out)

    Personally, even though I'm a little on the sexual broad minded side, I got fed up of playing with mice balls and got myself a souped up laser mouse with a mat. They don't like shiny surfaces, so my shiny mouse mat with the picture of George Clooney had to go in favour of a Razor Destructor for home gaming. At work I use a cheaper Razer Kabuto, though. Optical mice really ... reeeeaaaallly like them. For me, it was worth the ten squids I had to wrestle out of the fish tank and push down the phone line to Amazon's bank.

    The new mouse is a Logitech MX518, but even that's been superseded. It's hyper-accurate and more than is needed for a home office, (I use it for swatting those pesky alien enemies) so a lesser optical mouse will easily do for general work.

    Among the combatants ... The Engineer...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipYkuCZ2IYI
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    Im here Zel ,can i call you Zel?
    Please don`t put me in a and pot i`ll only make them sick.
    and iwill miss you .
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeAug 7th 2011
     
    Does the mouse have a name?



    Are you, Mok? Big?
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeAug 7th 2011
     
    bigallala and Mokynbyrd are two different people.
    • CommentAuthormsknight
    • CommentTimeAug 7th 2011
     
    Um, it's called ... er ... um ... you know, I don't think I've given it one. Now you're making me think! Nooooo! I shouldn't think ... it .. hu..hu..huuurts!!!

    *crunch*
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeAug 7th 2011 edited
     
    Good thing for you Big.

    I admire your tenacity, McKnight.
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    Zelda how could you even think that ?after all we`ve been to each other.



    Funny name for a Mouse,Mcknight. Crunch.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeAug 7th 2011
     
    Never eat a pet you have named! Bad taste!
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeAug 8th 2011
     
    Yes, Big, it has been exciting. Now don't get carried away. Many beautiful women on the forum.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeAug 8th 2011
     
    *MS* knight!
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    I always get carried away .
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeAug 8th 2011
     
    I like that in a man!
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    night night
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeAug 11th 2011
     
    Yeah, Zelda, the best music - just like the best comedy - were taken place in the 60's and 70's.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeAug 11th 2011
     
    Yes, but good in all eras.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeSep 30th 2011 edited
     
    Add on: Interesting sting er string.
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    Well why the fuck was this thread brought back up then? My Lord. LOL!
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeOct 1st 2011
     
    Interesting question! I wondered too, when I googled for the Cheeseblog and it came up on a Forum Recall list. Curious.
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    Different cheeses are being recalled. Cheeseblog is just one of the many flavors. Here. Have some gouda. It willa do you some gooda.
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    it`s getting cheesy on here
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    :clap::clap:
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      CommentAuthorkumbaya
    • CommentTimeOct 2nd 2011
     
    Just catching up on all the fun I've missed. this is the strangest thread I think I've ever seen. And it all started over Johnny Cash. He's dead, isn't he? Our Great Big One is alive. let's rejoice and give him Hosanna's up his Highest (that's bit of Church that came back to me when I saw MrsThing's Blasphemy thread. Heh heh heh. Apostates ;)

    I like cheese too, but this one's a bit runny.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeOct 3rd 2011
     
    :rolling: Smelly, too. :rolling:
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeOct 5th 2011
     
    Johnny....
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    what flavour ?:bigsmile:
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeOct 8th 2011
     
    limberber? Cough!
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      CommentAuthorkumbaya
    • CommentTimeOct 9th 2011
     
    Danish Blue... as distinguished from the Norwegian Blue ;}
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeOct 9th 2011
     
    What flavour Johnny or...?

    Ahem.