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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2011
     
    LOL @ BG!
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2011 edited
     
    Edit:Do not try to make sense of this thread. It is just a lot of old
    silliness that need not make sense. Do not know where tranvestite came from as my mind doesn't work like that. As far as the southern belle is concerned,,,who knows? My south is as diverse as any region and do not see where anyone else's is superior or inferior. Just sterotypes and yes, I am guity of many things. I am here to have fun, not hurt anyone's feeling or with ulterior motives. Just been here a long time and cannot start from scratch. Glad everyone is back, but where the heck is Kisch?
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2011
     
    You should hear the things I am called.
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    Ol' man river, he don't see nuthin'! Paul Robeson. He don't see nuthin', so therefore, ain't nobody going nowhere. What do you mean flirtin'? I have no time to flirt. I have no reason to flirt. I have things to do.
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    Everybody knows the Mississippi Queen is from New Orleans, and I'm not from there.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2011
     
    o'k.
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    I don't think we have any threads that make sense, do we? Nobody's hurting my feelings. I'm just very busy, been very busy, but it's a little less busy right now. I just have to push just a little bit more and then maybe can relax and not dart in and out like this. Carry on, people.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJul 26th 2011
     
    My,my.
    • CommentAuthorbiggalalla
    • CommentTimeJul 26th 2011
     
    You mean Elderly Man River , thats the correct way .

    I love you both x
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeJul 26th 2011
     
    Well said, BG, I love them both, too. :bigsmile:
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    As for trust, I've learned to trust hardly anybody. I've learned it the hard way. I'm pretty much correct in my assumption that a lot of people do not have other's best interests at heart.
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    I'm unimpressed with internet realities as is. That will never change.
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    One reality speaks clearly to me here. One very huge reality. I came to the wrong place. save it for the next person you want to play games with, and good luck with it! I wish you well.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeJul 28th 2011
     
    Fanny, don't say that. You know very well that you're at the right place. I don't know how it all started between you and Zelda, but we all love both of you. We would miss you!

    Zelda, please, try to solve this problem with Fanny. I really don't want to lose her!!!
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    Fanny, I hope your loved one is feeling better. My heart goes out to them.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJul 28th 2011 edited
     
    Excuse me, JC, just came on Will and Grace and he is about to rip Karen's top off..
    Absinthe, beer or Scotch, anyone?

    "Accordin music wafts across Hyde Park".
    • CommentAuthorbiggalalla
    • CommentTimeJul 28th 2011
     
    wish someone would rip my top off
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJul 29th 2011
     
    Which one? I prefer the bodice.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJul 29th 2011
     
    And dear Fanny, this forum
    has helped me through the sad time of My mother's death and other difficult times( even Mok). Why didn't you tell us. This is a very helpful group.
    Very little that I say or write is meant to be sarcastic or hurtful, but when I clearify things you get annoyed at that too.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeJul 29th 2011
     
    Yes, Fanny, Zelda's right. We're always here to help each other if someone needs it. Please, come back!

    And yes, I also hope that your loved one in hospital is getting better soon.
    • CommentAuthorbiggalalla
    • CommentTimeJul 30th 2011
     
    keep your chin up,


    just imagine walking round with you chin up all day
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJul 30th 2011 edited
     
    Just do not bite your tongue!

    Yes, Twinkle, keep your chin up.
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeJul 30th 2011
     
    She'll be back when she's ready.

    I can understand why she wouldn't want to be around here at the moment.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJul 31st 2011
     
    Speaking of milking the cow somemore...Dan, I sold "noname" at market this week for a good price. Will not pay for trip to Oxford and cannot get Mother's pearls back from pawn, but certainly made me sad with those big pitiful brown eyes staring me down. Fortunately had just had my blood pressure medication so it could have been worse. Be careful with what you eat, now.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeJul 31st 2011
     
    Dan...? Do you mean Turkish, Zelda?
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJul 31st 2011 edited
     
    I guess, Dan, knows who he is. I am not telling.
    Couldn't name the calf as, well, you know... you do not want to eat Bessie!

    Btw, did not know there as a feud between TB, and me until two young women started accusing me of such. Just because someone is a bitching n complaining at me doesn't mean I am anymore out of line then them. Accusin doesn't make a guilty,now. One string scrreaming at me, the next be so sweet n perty. Now there was that time when ftb went into a rant at me bout being a drama queen and do not remember what else cause I didn't want her ole accordian,,,but I just figured she was having hot flashes or been sitting in the mud too long and just forgotboutit.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeJul 31st 2011
     
    "Btw, did not know there as a feud between TB, and me until two young women started accusing me of such."

    One of them is me...? Well, I'm sorry then.
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    I'm not a Catholic, Zelda! I am a Quaker.
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    Thank you, Lozzy. You're exactly right. You're very good at understanding people, or at least, understanding me, and that's not easy!
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    Thank you, Chris. It was a serious medical emergency, but everything is better now, not as scary, but still serious. They are still in hospital, making arrangements to come home and be treated from home on regular basis. Everything looking a lot more positive. I was extremely tired and worried. Hate putting personal business on here unless it involves past history of personal business. Anyway things much better. There. I've shared. Now I have to go mow my yard, then go help at the other house, and wash some clothes, pull up some old carpet, and lots of other stuff.
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    Thank you, Biggalalla. Will do! I'm imagining it!
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeJul 31st 2011
     
    zelda just forget it.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeJul 31st 2011
     
    I'm happy that they are better, Fanny. I wish them a full and speedy recovery!
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    Yer come on lets rally round
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeAug 1st 2011 edited
     
    Attention. Attention. There will be a "rally round Fanny" at 0800 on string 6. Everyone is called to duty. Full dress uniform is required. Bring presents. Carpet cutters will be useful as well as any and all liquid and non liquid alcoholic beverages from the mess hall. Bring your own bedding as no drinking and driving. Filet mignons and gravy to be served. Blue Angels will do formation fly by. That is all.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeAug 1st 2011
     
    Yessir! Command understood.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeAug 1st 2011
     
    Semper Fi.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeAug 1st 2011
     
    Fi?
    • CommentAuthorlynthingy
    • CommentTimeAug 1st 2011
     
    Hooaa! Semper Fi is the abbreviation for the Marines' motto, Semper Fidelis - (sp?) Always loyal. Ms. Zelda is going all commando on us! :shades:
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeAug 1st 2011
     
    Oh, okay... :shamed: Thank you, Lyn. Maybe it's Latin, then.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeAug 1st 2011
     
    Hoorha. Sempre fi...do or die...forever
    faithful.Sempre Fidelis (Latin). Once a Marine always a Marine. Never leave a wounded or dead on the battlefield! Best we can give to you, Fan.

    Now stand up, Marine, and accept your decoration.
    ATTTTTTENTION! Present arms. Step forward.
    *Pins Purple Heart on SGT Fanny* steps back ,turns, returns to formation. Rest Arms!
    Company dismissed! Navy Blue Angels pass overhead in a salute formation.
    All return return to base mess for celebatory party.
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    This is stupid as all get-out.
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    never seen a sgts fanny before
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeAug 1st 2011 edited
     
    Oh, cute, Big! a little pun.

    Yes, Fan should at least be a Master
    Sargeant.
    The US Marine Corps is anything but stupid and that was a Purple Heart, you were given...wounded on the battle field or line of duty..
    I thought you would like it. I added the Navy "Blues", but they would never waste fuel and time on us. Connections! ( a computer keyboard).
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeAug 2nd 2011 edited
     
    Now, I think I have tried a little too hard.
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    Stupid asses are easily bored. I can't help that you can't keep up (painting my fingernails now, will be right back in a second if I feel you are even worth replying to with any more detail)........painting, painting, hmmm, hmmmm, hmmmmm, painting, okay, I took a poll. I asked my fingers and my toes what was more important, replying to you some more or adding a second coat of polish. SECOND COAT IT IS!!!!!
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    DONE! NOW, I finished my psychotic degrees just like you, and I don't know what you think you're getting from me, but you ain't getting nothing from me. I've lived all over the world, too, at least mentally. There have been times I have lived out of this world, as well, as that short stint when I had an out-of-body experience. So you are no big deal. When you can grow an elephant's trunk from your left nipple, that would be a big deal. Until then, you rather bore me, too. I've had better conversations with mindless sex partners than what I've had in here with you.
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    At least mindless sex partners stay on topic! And express some emotion!
 

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