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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeJul 17th 2011 edited
     
    I joined the Johnny Cash official forum and was greeted very warmly indeed, such nice, friendly people.

    But they said something to me that stands out the most for me.

    They said 'we are the best forum family you'll find on the Internet'. I didn't say anything back, because I didnt want to outstay my welcome, but I was thinking 'no you're not...the Johnny Cleese forum is'.

    :grouphug:
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeJul 17th 2011
     
    Absolutely! Would *they* fly from far off countries just to meet each other?
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeJul 17th 2011
     
    well...actualy they do by the sounds of things. They have what's called a yearly 'Cash Cruise' where they all meet up and basically go on this boat cruise. I imagine it to be quite expensive mind you...

    Not something I will be doing!
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    nice
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    entertaining life.
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    Okay, I am sorry. I am apologizing. It was very wrong of me to say this how I did.
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    Okay, I edited and left two very good words from the post and took out all the bad ones. Please know that I realize it was wrong to lash out unprofessionally like that. Thank you for the opportunity this forum presents, to be able to discuss Mr. Cleese and his great works, along with the pythons, and the good people in here. I am a lousy worm, and I am sorry. I let my temper get to me, and I should have just broken my keyboard in half to go along with the messed up mouse, but no, I had to open my mouth and say a bunch of mean stuff, lowering myself to a level where I really don't want to be. so I am sorry. Have a good day.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2011
     
    Lozzy, if you don't go to their meetings each year, you'll be an outcast very soon.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2011 edited
     
    FjordButt.
    Sorry you had too hear that, Lozzy. John and June are good.
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2011
     
    Zelda that was uncalled for. Can we all just play nice? If I was admin I would give you a warning for that. It's not on at all.
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2011
     
    Zelda that was uncalled for. Can we all just play nice? If I was admin I would give you a warning for that. It's not on at all.
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    I completely agree with you, Lozzy...
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2011
     
    I'm sorry, there's just no need for it.

    People come on forums to escape their problems, not to have more rubbed in their face.

    Now I don't know what has really gone off between zelda and Fanny and frankly I don't give a damn. We're all adults and we will deal with this in an adult manner. We won't carry on hurling abuse at each other. It's not nice for other users to see, and it cetainly doesn't help in attracting new members to the forum.

    Please be good.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2011
     
    I agree with Lozzy, too.

    Once I told them to be nice to each other, but then they told me it was just some kind of joking going on between them... Well, hopefully it is still is, but it doesn't seem so. :cry:
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2011
     
    chris, I won't be an outcast.
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2011
     
    Ya know what though...it's a damn shame and disappointment that this argument had to happen in this thread. In a way it's contradicted what the thread is even about.

    Now Lozzy looks stupid.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeJul 18th 2011
     
    Yeah, I agree, there's no place for an argument here.
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    Lozzy, you don't look stupid because of this thread, you look stupid because you've got a bag of crabs over your head.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJul 19th 2011 edited
     
    What are you going on about. It I wanted to insult her I would have said southern, but, no mind. I read the unedited script anyway and thought she was naughty. Fanny is wonderful, if, you look at all recent comments you see me calling her friend and sister. Sorry, Fan.. You said you were bad and going to eat your mouse and tear up your keyboard. Just protecting the mouse. Thought Lozzy didn't need anyone throwing up undigested mouse on Lozzy's Cash party. Here, Fan, is a picture of my Foote to make up. It has John's tattoo on it.
    So my computer has been on rift today. Or this misunderstanding would not have occured.
    Why do you have that large bag of crabs on your head, Lozzy?
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    I called Zelda a cajun hussy and nobody said a damn word, not a word....it was like....like I didn't exist. Nobody got mad, not even Zelda. Chris never gets mad, but you'd think at least Zelda would have gotten mad. I don't see the picture you are offering me to see, Zelda? But thank you anyway. Thank you for not calling me a southern slut. However, I'm not really a yankee, either. I was born in California. Yes, bad day, yesterday. Frustration to the core. Air conditioning window unit went out. I could put up with that, because we have two more in this house, so it was not majorly hot compared to how it will get in August, but by then I'll have a new window unit. Needed a new one anyway, but the mouse thing, that was just the ultimate terrible thing. I've worked so hard, I can't begin to tell you how hard and how many hours on my book, and am so close, and the stupid mouse was awful. It wasn't a problem with the mouse pointer program or anything like that. It was just a messed up mouse with worn out parts and I gave up and just slammed it and it worked somewhat better but it still took forever to be able to do anything. Then I thought Zelda was aiming at me about something that I took personally. I had to restore my computer not too long ago, too. Had to take everything off, do a complete reinstallation of everything, well that's not so bad, kind of is fun, actually, but it wasn't a good time for it. I wanted to finish my book, and all this stuff happens. I was praying for God to fix my mouse, please! I was sobbing and looking at my rough draft entries. Then I realized late last night, there are two computers in the house, so in the dark of night, I stole the other mouse off the other computer. I felt so much better. I've worked all day today except for one short break. I have to get back to it.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJul 19th 2011 edited
     
    Crap, girls.
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    (Yay on the book Fanny! Happy to hear it's going so well!)
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJul 19th 2011
     
    Hey, yeh my Twinkling Fanny friend. So, glad you didn't have to eat the mouse. Really a lot of germs, there. IIIII am happy you are writing as IIIII think you are verrry verrrry ttttttallented!!!
    Love from Z de foote, cousin!
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeJul 19th 2011
     
    I don't get it.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeJul 20th 2011
     
    Everything's fine, Lozzy. Fanny didn't have to eat her mouse, she didn't lose her book, she's got twice as much cool left as what she lost, and Zelda is in rare form on the forum.

    Enjoy!

    Fanny--if it's a mouse with a ball roller, just undo the little circular plate on the bottom of the mouse, remove the ball, defuzz it (rolling in between your palms usually does the trick), give the rest of the mouse of blow job, put it's ball back in, and it should work better. But if it doesn't, at least it will be sexually fulfilled.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJul 20th 2011
     
    I was thinking the same thing. Nothing like good athletic sex!
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeJul 20th 2011
     
    :shocked: Blow job to a mouse?? :shocked:


    (It reminds me: 'with a melon?')
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJul 20th 2011
     
    What people do not understand is that we are trying new ideas for jc's skits, plays and movies!
    He needs ro pay off swcbm, so he can marry his next blond! He was proposing to me when Lozzy started to strip, which. I thought was in very poor taste. This Jen is younger, is
    taller and quite a romp, though, so, whatever makes our good man happy.
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeJul 20th 2011
     
    I still don't get it.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeJul 21st 2011
     
    But still... blow job to a mouse? :shocked:
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJul 21st 2011
     
    Lozzy is just trying to turn the bad person table from herelf because she let those things (chibongas) fly at the Oxford getogether with, John..Poor Garry and Kisch and Susi had to drag him out by the ears and toes to get him out of there, Mrsthing was crushed and I missed my marriage proposal.
    Now, she says she doesn't get it! Ha! Baloney! Tie those thing back up and stop trying to cause trouble, you, you,,,,Brit!!!
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJul 21st 2011
     
    By the way, mice like it ,too.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeJul 22nd 2011
     
    Oh, it's good to know, Zelda. But how do YOU know that what mice like? And especially, if mice like blow job or not?
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJul 22nd 2011 edited
     
    It is an educated guess. Now, if it is with another mouse than maybe so!
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeJul 22nd 2011
     
    Oh, I see. Yeah, it might be a good guess, actually.
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeJul 22nd 2011
     
    Shit on you!
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeJul 23rd 2011
     
    Oh, where? Where? Mouse-shit?
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJul 23rd 2011
     
    What did I do, Lozzy. thought we were friends?
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJul 23rd 2011
     
    Oh, so confusing, mouse shit and untamed bosoms all in one night. No wonder JC is not here. He is in some blondes arms in Bath after a very long shower. I am in s texas for some reason so lonely and down. Probably because baby sister escaped from the stew long enough to spread her evil around and I am too tired to fight.
    Who the hell cares as i shall make a good plan for myself and she shall never know, but, she has to go back in the stew first.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeJul 23rd 2011
     
    Yeah, I can imagine the scene, Zelda. He is with his blondes under the shower. :bigsmile:
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJul 23rd 2011
     
    I could have said baths but sometimes a nice shower is more envigorating and easier to maneuver. Blondes! Think I shall cut my blond hair. It is so obvious down on the border. Not like swcbm, but something fluffy! Like me.
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeJul 23rd 2011
     
    (.) (.)
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJul 23rd 2011
     
    No, one is like you, Lozzy!!! :)
    • CommentAuthorbiggalalla
    • CommentTimeJul 23rd 2011
     
    i dont get it either.



    looks like Lozzys gone tits up .
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJul 23rd 2011
     
    Better than going down! Or is it?
    • CommentAuthorbiggalalla
    • CommentTimeJul 23rd 2011
     
    Yes please Zelda
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJul 23rd 2011
     
    You made me laugh!
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    I'm talking about all the other threads you've scattered the word belle in regarding me. And I am not a transvestite! I know one, though.
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    Stop with these stupid whispers! damn! got me cussing and stuff and I'm not like that normally. You know that's fucking true!
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJul 23rd 2011 edited
     
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