The riverlady, puffed and pumped until the baboon revived. "Who are you sweet angel of breath" he gasped as he lookd into her pale green eyes? "I am the cumquate melon lady who has resuscidaded you".
Te baboon looked around to find his location. While looking, he saw the watermelon lady standing by sharing her wares with the blue balloon. "My oh my, what lovely melons on this Mississuppi bank. One can have any melon lady he desires. I think I shall look around. Here cumquate lady is a dime and thanks again. I think I should go check on blue balloon to see how he fares. He is looking hard of breath". "But I rescued you" cried the melon cumquate." "Do you feel no gratitude for me"? "Heck no, baby...I am a Marine pilot. I like droopy watermelons". "Well, how nice", said she. "Who needs you". The Lady dove into the river, swam to a special place and married the riverboat General, living happily ever after.
The balloons and melons set up a party shop and the droopy watermelon and pilot crashed into the Gulf of Mexico, never to heard from again.