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			<title type="text">The Spanking New John Cleese Forum - Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
			<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
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		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
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		<published>2011-07-05T13:22:08+01:00</published>
		<updated>2011-07-05T13:41:36+01:00</updated>
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			<name>Naughty Opossum</name>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Alright! The forum was down for about 16 hours, but now it's BACK, and 
BETTER THAN EVER!!!

We need to have a PARTY!!!!!!

I'll bring the bloooonnssssss
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			<![CDATA[Alright! The forum was down for about 16 hours, but now it's <b ><font size="+2" >BACK</font></b>, and <b ><font size="+2" ><br /><marquee direction="Left" behavior="SCROLL" scrollamount="20" scrolldelay="100" ><font color="red" >B</font><font color="orange" >E</font><font color="yellow" >T</font><font color="green" >T</font><font color="skyblue" >E</font><font color="blue" >R</font> <font color="purple" >T</font><font color="violet" >H</font><font color="red" >A</font><font color="orange" >N</font> <font color="yellow" >E</font><font color="green" >V</font><font color="skyblue" >E</font><font color="blue" >R</font><font color="purple" >!!!</font></marquee></font></b><br /><br />We need to have a <b ><font size="+1" >PARTY</font></b>!!!!!!<br /><br />I'll bring the bloooonnssssss]]>
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		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
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		<published>2011-07-05T13:24:17+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Naughty Opossum</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=33</uri>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			

There
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			<![CDATA[<img src="http://www.clipartguide.com/_named_clipart_images/0511-0702-2313-3719_Coloful_Balloon_Bouquet_clipart_image.jpg" /><br /><br />There]]>
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		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
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		<published>2011-07-05T13:28:07+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Spiny Norman</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=18</uri>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Wonder where it went, and if it had a good time. Perhaps the forum is seeing other people behind our backs?
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			<![CDATA[Wonder where it went, and if it had a good time. Perhaps the forum is seeing other people behind our backs?]]>
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		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
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		<published>2011-07-05T13:39:53+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Valetudinaria</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=654</uri>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Oooh, what a relief!
		</summary>
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			<![CDATA[Oooh, what a relief!]]>
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	<entry>
		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
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		<published>2011-07-05T13:48:14+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Valetudinaria</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=654</uri>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Well, happy to be here again! Should we check all the threads? (Who knows, someome might have stolen the silverware! Where did we use to keep it?)
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			<![CDATA[Well, happy to be here again! Should we check all the threads? (Who knows, someome might have stolen the silverware! Where did we use to keep it?)]]>
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	<entry>
		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
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		<published>2011-07-05T14:02:45+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Naughty Opossum</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=33</uri>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Well in any case, no use panicking if it happens again - It'll just make us appreciate it more when it's back
*Gives the forum a great big ol' hug*
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			<![CDATA[Well in any case, no use panicking if it happens again - It'll just make us appreciate it more when it's back<br />*Gives the forum a great big ol' hug*]]>
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	<entry>
		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
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		<published>2011-07-05T14:20:20+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
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			<name>msfannytwinkle-butt</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=207</uri>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Thank you, Dear God, for bringing back the forum. I know I said things I shouldn't, and I made some BIG mistakes, but that's all over now, and  I'm sorry for talking about Mr. Cleese's enormous ...
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			<![CDATA[Thank you, Dear God, for bringing back the forum. I know I said things I shouldn't, and I made some BIG mistakes, but that's all over now, and  I'm sorry for talking about Mr. Cleese's enormous charisma, which shines like the brightest star in our universe and maybe in other universes elsewhere. Thank you! Thank you Dear God, for Naughty O who must have helped fix this, if not technically, at least by her sunshiny outlook.]]>
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		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
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		<published>2011-07-05T15:26:53+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Naughty Opossum</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=33</uri>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Wasn't me :wink: but I'd thank the &quot;powers that be&quot; (they know who they are)
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			<![CDATA[Wasn't me <img src="/Vanilla/extensions/Vanillacons/smilies/standard/wink.gif" alt=":wink:" title=":wink:" /> but I'd thank the "powers that be" (they know who they are)]]>
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	<entry>
		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
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		<published>2011-07-05T15:57:59+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>zelda</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=12</uri>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Yes, they stopped me from kicking the dead cat and feeling 
unceremoneously dumped.  We are glad you are back forum.  Was Foote with you? She has been very Naughty of late...hormones.
I think the ...
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			<![CDATA[Yes, they stopped me from kicking the dead cat and feeling <br />unceremoneously dumped.  We are glad you are back forum.  Was Foote with you? She has been very Naughty of late...hormones.<br />I think the silver is in the special hiding place, Kisch.<br />*Looks in special hiding place*<br />No.  Just some old hydes! The silver is accounted for.]]>
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		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
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		<published>2011-07-05T16:11:04+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>lynthingy</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=360</uri>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Thrilled we are back!  It would be the epitome of irony that when some of our motley crew met in person the energy from that convocation blew up the servers!  Someone please put the penguin back on ...
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			<![CDATA[Thrilled we are back!  It would be the epitome of irony that when some of our motley crew met in person the energy from that convocation blew up the servers!  Someone please put the penguin back on the television and all is well!!  <br /><img src="/Vanilla/extensions/Vanillacons/smilies/happy/jumping.gif" alt=":jumping:" title=":jumping:" /><img src="/Vanilla/extensions/Vanillacons/smilies/happy/cheer.gif" alt=":cheer:" title=":cheer:" /><img src="/Vanilla/extensions/Vanillacons/smilies/happy/cheer.gif" alt=":cheer:" title=":cheer:" /><img src="/Vanilla/extensions/Vanillacons/smilies/happy/cheer.gif" alt=":cheer:" title=":cheer:" /><img src="/Vanilla/extensions/Vanillacons/smilies/happy/cheer.gif" alt=":cheer:" title=":cheer:" /><img src="/Vanilla/extensions/Vanillacons/smilies/happy/cheer.gif" alt=":cheer:" title=":cheer:" /><img src="/Vanilla/extensions/Vanillacons/smilies/happy/cheer.gif" alt=":cheer:" title=":cheer:" />]]>
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		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
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		<published>2011-07-05T16:17:59+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
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			<name>zelda</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=12</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			So we overloaded the fuses?  Figures.
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			<![CDATA[So we overloaded the fuses?  Figures.]]>
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	<entry>
		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
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		<published>2011-07-05T18:28:29+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Naughty Opossum</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=33</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Well there's some sort of &quot;Jack Cheese&quot; lurking around here right now... Hello Jack (or user of Jack's account)! We're all fine and dandy here! Would you like a balloon?
		</summary>
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			<![CDATA[Well there's some sort of "Jack Cheese" lurking around here right now... Hello Jack (or user of Jack's account)! We're all fine and dandy here! Would you like a balloon?]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
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		<published>2011-07-05T18:54:05+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Lozzykinz</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=71</uri>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I doubt it was THE jack cheese.
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			<![CDATA[I doubt it was THE jack cheese.]]>
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		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
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		<published>2011-07-05T19:59:34+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>chris14</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=42</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
		</summary>
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			<![CDATA[YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
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		<published>2011-07-05T20:00:54+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>chris14</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=42</uri>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			He was here an hour ago.
		</summary>
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			<![CDATA[He was here an hour ago.]]>
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		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
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		<published>2011-07-05T20:10:13+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Paute</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=826</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Fiu! I was scared!! Welcome back all! And again.
		</summary>
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			<![CDATA[Fiu! I was scared!! Welcome back all! And again.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
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		<published>2011-07-05T21:52:28+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>cassbtt</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=489</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I doubt it was THE jack cheese.

It was.  And he's the one who unleashed the secret &quot;Easter egg&quot; that the programmers inserted into this forum:  

- Clicked the left mouse button ...
		</summary>
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			<![CDATA[<code >I doubt it was THE jack cheese.</code><br /><br />It was.  And he's the one who unleashed the secret "Easter egg" that the programmers inserted into this forum:  <br /><br />- Clicked the left mouse button twice<br />- twaddle your nose<br />- type "jc"<br />- lift right cheek off chair<br />- click the lemur in the logo at the top of the screen<br />- lift left cheek off chair<br />- count to 8<br />- sneeze once<br />- speak into your computer microphone and spell out the word "crikey"<br />- then hit CTRL-ALT-DELETE.   <br /><br />This automatically brings down the forum for over half a day.  The created this "back door" so they could stop spammers and swearers if the British Censor Board arrived for a snap inspection.<br /><br />PS.  If you counted to 8 "after" sneezing once, in other words doing things out of order, the whole entire world would have blown up!]]>
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		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
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		<published>2011-07-05T22:17:55+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>englishcad</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=317</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			His holiness forgot to put 50p in the meter that's all...
		</summary>
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			<![CDATA[His holiness forgot to put 50p in the meter that's all...]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
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		<published>2011-07-05T23:14:18+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Lozzykinz</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=71</uri>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I'm sorry to piss on your parade, but it was Dean.
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			<![CDATA[I'm sorry to piss on your parade, but it was Dean.]]>
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	<entry>
		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
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		<published>2011-07-05T23:28:24+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Naughty Opossum</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=33</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I know I know, I just wanted to welcome him.
I don't think he wanted a balloon.
:(
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			<![CDATA[I know I know, I just wanted to welcome him.<br />I don't think he wanted a balloon.<br />:(]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1849&amp;Focus=72916#Comment_72916" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1849&amp;Focus=72916#Comment_72916</id>
		<published>2011-07-05T23:54:23+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>chris14</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=42</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Op, why do you think that Dean didn't want your balloon?
		</summary>
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			<![CDATA[Op, why do you think that Dean didn't want your balloon?]]>
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		<published>2011-07-06T00:05:03+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Naughty Opossum</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=33</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			BECAUSE HE DIDN'T TALK TO MEEEE :(
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[BECAUSE HE DIDN'T TALK TO MEEEE :(]]>
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	<entry>
		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
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		<id>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1849&amp;Focus=72923#Comment_72923</id>
		<published>2011-07-06T02:58:57+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>zelda</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=12</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Did you talk to him?
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Did you talk to him?]]>
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		<published>2011-07-06T04:29:32+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>chris14</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=42</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Oh, I see. But not talking doesn't mean not 'liking your balloons'. He might enjoy your balloons in silence.
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Oh, I see. But not talking doesn't mean not 'liking your balloons'. He might enjoy your balloons in silence.]]>
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		<id>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1849&amp;Focus=72936#Comment_72936</id>
		<published>2011-07-06T04:36:56+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>zelda</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=12</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I would like a pink baloon, if you please.
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[I would like a pink baloon, if you please.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
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		<id>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1849&amp;Focus=72938#Comment_72938</id>
		<published>2011-07-06T04:40:55+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>chris14</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=42</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I want the blue one in the middle.
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[I want the blue one in the middle.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
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		<id>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1849&amp;Focus=72958#Comment_72958</id>
		<published>2011-07-06T08:14:22+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Naughty Opossum</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=33</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			He might enjoy your balloons in silence.

LOL Chris is naughty!
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[<code >He might enjoy your balloons in silence.</code><br /><br />LOL Chris is naughty!]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
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		<id>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1849&amp;Focus=72964#Comment_72964</id>
		<published>2011-07-06T09:51:53+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Lozzykinz</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=71</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			*snigger*
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[*snigger*]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1849&amp;Focus=72965#Comment_72965" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1849&amp;Focus=72965#Comment_72965</id>
		<published>2011-07-06T09:51:55+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Lozzykinz</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=71</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			*snigger*
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[*snigger*]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1849&amp;Focus=73104#Comment_73104" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1849&amp;Focus=73104#Comment_73104</id>
		<published>2011-07-08T03:53:03+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>chris14</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=42</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			:shamed:

:wink:
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[<img src="/Vanilla/extensions/Vanillacons/smilies/standard/shamed.gif" alt=":shamed:" title=":shamed:" /><br /><br /><img src="/Vanilla/extensions/Vanillacons/smilies/standard/wink.gif" alt=":wink:" title=":wink:" />]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1849&amp;Focus=73216#Comment_73216" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1849&amp;Focus=73216#Comment_73216</id>
		<published>2011-07-10T01:34:44+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>zelda</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=12</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Pop!
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Pop!]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1849&amp;Focus=73224#Comment_73224" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1849&amp;Focus=73224#Comment_73224</id>
		<published>2011-07-10T05:45:19+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>msfannytwinkle-butt</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=207</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I wish we had baboons instead of balloons.
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[I wish we had baboons instead of balloons.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1849&amp;Focus=73234#Comment_73234" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1849&amp;Focus=73234#Comment_73234</id>
		<published>2011-07-10T10:12:57+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Naughty Opossum</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=33</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Why instead?!


		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Why instead?!<br /><br /><img src="http://www.swizzle.ca/images/baloon_baboon.jpg" />]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1849&amp;Focus=73239#Comment_73239" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1849&amp;Focus=73239#Comment_73239</id>
		<published>2011-07-10T16:39:33+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>msfannytwinkle-butt</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=207</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			OH YAY!!!!!!!!!!! Now let's get this party started.
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[OH YAY!!!!!!!!!!! Now let's get this party started.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1849&amp;Focus=73240#Comment_73240" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1849&amp;Focus=73240#Comment_73240</id>
		<published>2011-07-10T16:41:11+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>msfannytwinkle-butt</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=207</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Baboons with Balloons.....a story for young children by the John Cleese forum people.

Once upon a time there was a baboon who sold balloons.....
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Baboons with Balloons.....a story for young children by the John Cleese forum people.<br /><br />Once upon a time there was a baboon who sold balloons.....]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1849&amp;Focus=73246#Comment_73246" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1849&amp;Focus=73246#Comment_73246</id>
		<published>2011-07-10T17:21:47+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Naughty Opossum</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=33</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			But people kept grabbing his butt by accident because it was shinier than the balloons
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[But people kept grabbing his butt by accident because it was shinier than the balloons]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1849&amp;Focus=73247#Comment_73247" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1849&amp;Focus=73247#Comment_73247</id>
		<published>2011-07-10T18:48:11+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Lozzykinz</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=71</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			And his nipples glowed...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[And his nipples glowed...]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1849&amp;Focus=73252#Comment_73252" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1849&amp;Focus=73252#Comment_73252</id>
		<published>2011-07-10T20:09:28+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>zelda</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=12</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			He sold all sorts of ballons. He sold looney ballons and pink and blue balloons.  Balloons for every spot, balloons for what you've got.  Baloons, baloons balloons.
Then one day, while selling in ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[He sold all sorts of ballons. He sold looney ballons and pink and blue balloons.  Balloons for every spot, balloons for what you've got.  Baloons, baloons balloons.<br />Then one day, while selling in the park...]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
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		<id>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1849&amp;Focus=73262#Comment_73262</id>
		<published>2011-07-10T22:42:27+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Naughty Opossum</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=33</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			He sniffed something with his overly sensitive nose. It was a sort of sweet smell, it reminded him of something... Not quite sure what. And that's when he saw...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[He sniffed something with his overly sensitive nose. It was a sort of sweet smell, it reminded him of something... Not quite sure what. And that's when he saw...]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1849&amp;Focus=73268#Comment_73268" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1849&amp;Focus=73268#Comment_73268</id>
		<published>2011-07-11T00:20:06+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Lozzykinz</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=71</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			A blow up doll
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[A blow up doll]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<id>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1849&amp;Focus=73269#Comment_73269</id>
		<published>2011-07-11T00:31:43+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>msfannytwinkle-butt</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=207</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			with very big balloons. 

oh this just isn't going to be suitable for kids....
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[with very big balloons. <br /><br />oh this just isn't going to be suitable for kids....]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<id>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1849&amp;Focus=73270#Comment_73270</id>
		<published>2011-07-11T00:36:50+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>msfannytwinkle-butt</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=207</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Then he went to a disco and while doing the wobble, everybody on the dance floor stopped and looked at his shiny butt. &quot;Disgusting!&quot; they pointed. &quot;Look at his red butt!&quot;&quot;Why ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Then he went to a disco and while doing the wobble, everybody on the dance floor stopped and looked at his shiny butt. "Disgusting!" they pointed. "Look at his red butt!""Why does it look like that?" "WHY?" screamed the baboon while grabbing and popping all the party balloons. "YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY MY BUTT IS RED? TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR OWN BUTTS RIGHT NOW!" and they did. They gasped in horror. Somehow during the dance the baboon had painted all of their butts dark red or neon blue. Worse, while they were looking at their butts and each other's butts, the baboon took all their wallets and purses and]]>
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	</entry>
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		<link rel="alternate" href="http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1849&amp;Focus=73276#Comment_73276" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1849&amp;Focus=73276#Comment_73276</id>
		<published>2011-07-11T00:49:26+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Lozzykinz</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=71</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I'd buy it my kids.

If I had kids.
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[I'd buy it my kids.<br /><br />If I had kids.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1849&amp;Focus=73303#Comment_73303" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1849&amp;Focus=73303#Comment_73303</id>
		<published>2011-07-11T14:53:41+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Naughty Opossum</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=33</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			And their hotdogs. He took all of the wieners that were being served at the party and stringed them together, using his super-stringing abilities, to make a wiener raft.
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[And their hotdogs. He took all of the wieners that were being served at the party and stringed them together, using his super-stringing abilities, to make a wiener raft.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
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		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
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		<published>2011-07-11T16:43:36+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>zelda</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=12</uri>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Uh, yes, a weiner raft that just couldn't go straight. Up and down the Mississippi River it tried to float constantly pushed by the tides, as the rubber doll, baboon and balloons could not paddle and ...
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			<![CDATA[Uh, yes, a weiner raft that just couldn't go straight. Up and down the Mississippi River it tried to float constantly pushed by the tides, as the rubber doll, baboon and balloons could not paddle and the other balloon butts could only talk and criticize the poor rubber doll who was only trying his best. (He was never taught how to row since it wasn't in family genes.) Up and down that river they floated singing old Gershwein songs and telling the baboon that his butt wasn't really ugly.<br />But one by one they strted to complain about being hungry.  &quot;Does anyone know how to fish&quot; they started asking each other?  &quot;There are all of these fish in the Mississippi and we do not know how to catch them,&quot; this bunch of male mishaps cried.]]>
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		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
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		<published>2011-07-11T20:11:40+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>mrsthing</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=4</uri>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			So they had melons instead.
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			<![CDATA[So they had melons instead.]]>
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		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
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		<published>2011-07-11T21:13:39+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>zelda</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=12</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Uh, yes, melons. Great big fat meloons found only on the hard working ladies on the banks of the Mississippi.
&quot;Melons,melons.  Come buy your melons from me,&quot; they sang as the raft went ...
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			<![CDATA[Uh, yes, melons. Great big fat meloons found only on the hard working ladies on the banks of the Mississippi.<br />&quot;Melons,melons.  Come buy your melons from me,&quot; they sang as the raft went back and forth on the Mississippi.  Scratching their forheads, the raftmen wondered what kind of melons they meant?  Watermelons, catalopes, cumquates, or grapes.]]>
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		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
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		<published>2011-07-13T01:54:35+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>chris14</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=42</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			(Wow, Op, great drawing!)

Accidentally, the baboon, who sold balloons, tied one of the melons instead of a balloon, and he wanted to let it to fly up. He threw the melon upwards, but the ...
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			<![CDATA[(Wow, Op, great drawing!)<br /><br />Accidentally, the baboon, who sold balloons, tied one of the melons instead of a balloon, and he wanted to let it to fly up. He threw the melon upwards, but the gravitation attracted back towards the ground. Unluckily, the melon landed on the top of the baboon's head, which left him unconscious.]]>
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		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
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		<published>2011-07-13T02:43:08+01:00</published>
		<updated>2011-12-20T02:32:11+00:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>zelda</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=12</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			What he forgot was that the melon (cantalope) was attached to one of the river boat ladies selling her fruit on the Mississippi River bank.  Ouch, ouch, ouch she whimpered for a moment before seeing ...
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			<![CDATA[What he forgot was that the melon (cantalope) was attached to one of the river boat ladies selling her fruit on the Mississippi River bank.  Ouch, ouch, ouch she whimpered for a moment before seeing this big grizzle, hairy baboon under her gasping for air and conscienceness.<br />&quot;Oh, poor baby&quot; she cried and started to breath into his mouth trying her CPR learned at melon saving school.  Then she saw the big shiny ugly butt under his tail...&quot;Ohh, baby, that is some ugly butt you got there!  Where you get that thing?&quot; she cried as she continued her CPR, blowing and pumping as fast as possible to keep him alive. She finally talked the cumquate lady into taking over this most arduous job.]]>
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		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
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		<published>2011-07-13T07:44:46+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Naughty Opossum</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=33</uri>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			(Chris I didn't actually draw that :) found it on google)
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			<![CDATA[(Chris I didn't actually draw that :) found it on google)]]>
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		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
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		<published>2011-07-13T09:48:32+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>chris14</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=42</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Oh, never mind, Op. Then it was a good catch.
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			<![CDATA[Oh, never mind, Op. Then it was a good catch.]]>
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		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
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		<published>2011-07-13T10:19:05+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Lozzykinz</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=71</uri>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			A good find.
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			<![CDATA[A good find.]]>
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		<published>2011-07-13T14:17:21+01:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>zelda</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=12</uri>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Ahem!
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			<![CDATA[Ahem!]]>
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		<published>2011-12-20T02:25:23+00:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>zelda</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=12</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			The riverlady, puffed and pumped until the baboon revived.
&quot;Who are you sweet angel of breath&quot; he gasped as he lookd into her pale green eyes?  &quot;I am the cumquate melon lady who has ...
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			<![CDATA[The riverlady, puffed and pumped until the baboon revived.<br />&quot;Who are you sweet angel of breath&quot; he gasped as he lookd into her pale green eyes?  &quot;I am the cumquate melon lady who has resuscidaded you&quot;.<br /><br />Te baboon looked around to find his location.  While looking, he saw the watermelon lady standing by sharing her wares with the blue balloon.  &quot;My oh my, what lovely melons on this Mississuppi bank.  One can have any melon lady he desires.  I think I shall look around.  Here cumquate lady is a dime and thanks again.  I think I should go check on blue balloon to see how he fares.  He is looking hard of breath&quot;. &quot;But I rescued you&quot; cried the melon cumquate.&quot;  &quot;Do you feel no gratitude for me&quot;?  &quot;Heck no, baby...I am a Marine pilot.  I like droopy watermelons&quot;.  &quot;Well, how nice&quot;, said she.  &quot;Who needs you&quot;.  The Lady dove into the river, swam to a special place and married the riverboat General, living happily ever after.   <br /><br />The balloons and melons set up a party shop and the droopy watermelon and pilot crashed into the Gulf of Mexico, never to heard from again.  <img src="/Vanilla/extensions/Vanillacons/smilies/standard/bigsmile.gif" alt=":bigsmile:" title=":bigsmile:" /><img src="/Vanilla/extensions/Vanillacons/smilies/standard/bigsmile.gif" alt=":bigsmile:" title=":bigsmile:" /><img src="/Vanilla/extensions/Vanillacons/smilies/standard/bigsmile.gif" alt=":bigsmile:" title=":bigsmile:" />]]>
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		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
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		<published>2011-12-20T23:29:47+00:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>biggalalla</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=859</uri>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			DONT KNOW WHAT YUOR ALL GOING ON ABOUT ,  But im so glad your all back
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			<![CDATA[DONT KNOW WHAT YUOR ALL GOING ON ABOUT ,  But im so glad your all back]]>
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		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
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		<published>2011-12-21T04:10:32+00:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>chris14</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=42</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I hope the forum stays...
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			<![CDATA[I hope the forum stays...]]>
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		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
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		<published>2011-12-28T17:24:15+00:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>zelda</name>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			We are going on about BIG babboons and different sized melons!

Interested you bBig boy?
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			<![CDATA[We are going on about BIG babboons and different sized melons!<br /><br />Interested you bBig boy?]]>
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		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
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		<published>2011-12-28T22:49:02+00:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>chris14</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=42</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Baboons and Melons. Sounds like a pub.
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			<![CDATA[Baboons and Melons. Sounds like a pub.]]>
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		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
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		<published>2011-12-28T22:49:33+00:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>chris14</name>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			If I open a pub one day, it'd be a good name.
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			<![CDATA[If I open a pub one day, it'd be a good name.]]>
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		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
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		<published>2012-02-16T22:30:03+00:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>zelda</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=12</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Good idea! I think you should. &quot;Baboons and Melons. Habidashery and Pub&quot;  &quot;Chrissy , Proprieter.&quot; 

Crissy? What will you sell? Butt covers and melon balls?
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			<![CDATA[Good idea! I think you should. &quot;Baboons and Melons. Habidashery and Pub&quot;  &quot;Chrissy , Proprieter.&quot; <br /><br />Crissy? What will you sell? Butt covers and melon balls?]]>
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		<title>Welcome Back, Dear Forum!!!</title>
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		<published>2012-02-17T02:46:02+00:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-19T09:50:01+01:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>thumble</name>
			<uri>http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=459</uri>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Good idea for a Thread.  I'm sure his Cleesiness would approve.

Coming up.....
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			<![CDATA[Good idea for a Thread.  I'm sure his Cleesiness would approve.<br /><br />Coming up.....]]>
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