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    Alright! The forum was down for about 16 hours, but now it's BACK, and
    BETTER THAN EVER!!!


    We need to have a PARTY!!!!!!

    I'll bring the bloooonnssssss
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    There
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    Wonder where it went, and if it had a good time. Perhaps the forum is seeing other people behind our backs?
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    Oooh, what a relief!
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    Well, happy to be here again! Should we check all the threads? (Who knows, someome might have stolen the silverware! Where did we use to keep it?)
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    Well in any case, no use panicking if it happens again - It'll just make us appreciate it more when it's back
    *Gives the forum a great big ol' hug*
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    Thank you, Dear God, for bringing back the forum. I know I said things I shouldn't, and I made some BIG mistakes, but that's all over now, and I'm sorry for talking about Mr. Cleese's enormous charisma, which shines like the brightest star in our universe and maybe in other universes elsewhere. Thank you! Thank you Dear God, for Naughty O who must have helped fix this, if not technically, at least by her sunshiny outlook.
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    Wasn't me :wink: but I'd thank the "powers that be" (they know who they are)
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJul 5th 2011
     
    Yes, they stopped me from kicking the dead cat and feeling
    unceremoneously dumped. We are glad you are back forum. Was Foote with you? She has been very Naughty of late...hormones.
    I think the silver is in the special hiding place, Kisch.
    *Looks in special hiding place*
    No. Just some old hydes! The silver is accounted for.
    • CommentAuthorlynthingy
    • CommentTimeJul 5th 2011
     
    Thrilled we are back! It would be the epitome of irony that when some of our motley crew met in person the energy from that convocation blew up the servers! Someone please put the penguin back on the television and all is well!!
    :jumping::cheer::cheer::cheer::cheer::cheer::cheer:
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJul 5th 2011
     
    So we overloaded the fuses? Figures.
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    Well there's some sort of "Jack Cheese" lurking around here right now... Hello Jack (or user of Jack's account)! We're all fine and dandy here! Would you like a balloon?
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeJul 5th 2011
     
    I doubt it was THE jack cheese.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeJul 5th 2011
     
    YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeJul 5th 2011
     
    He was here an hour ago.
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      CommentAuthorPaute
    • CommentTimeJul 5th 2011
     
    Fiu! I was scared!! Welcome back all! And again.
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      CommentAuthorcassbtt
    • CommentTimeJul 5th 2011
     
    I doubt it was THE jack cheese.

    It was. And he's the one who unleashed the secret "Easter egg" that the programmers inserted into this forum:

    - Clicked the left mouse button twice
    - twaddle your nose
    - type "jc"
    - lift right cheek off chair
    - click the lemur in the logo at the top of the screen
    - lift left cheek off chair
    - count to 8
    - sneeze once
    - speak into your computer microphone and spell out the word "crikey"
    - then hit CTRL-ALT-DELETE.

    This automatically brings down the forum for over half a day. The created this "back door" so they could stop spammers and swearers if the British Censor Board arrived for a snap inspection.

    PS. If you counted to 8 "after" sneezing once, in other words doing things out of order, the whole entire world would have blown up!
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      CommentAuthorenglishcad
    • CommentTimeJul 5th 2011
     
    His holiness forgot to put 50p in the meter that's all...
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeJul 5th 2011
     
    I'm sorry to piss on your parade, but it was Dean.
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    I know I know, I just wanted to welcome him.
    I don't think he wanted a balloon.
    :(
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeJul 5th 2011
     
    Op, why do you think that Dean didn't want your balloon?
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    BECAUSE HE DIDN'T TALK TO MEEEE :(
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJul 6th 2011
     
    Did you talk to him?
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeJul 6th 2011
     
    Oh, I see. But not talking doesn't mean not 'liking your balloons'. He might enjoy your balloons in silence.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJul 6th 2011
     
    I would like a pink baloon, if you please.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeJul 6th 2011
     
    I want the blue one in the middle.
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    He might enjoy your balloons in silence.

    LOL Chris is naughty!
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeJul 6th 2011
     
    *snigger*
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeJul 6th 2011
     
    *snigger*
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeJul 8th 2011
     
    :shamed:

    :wink:
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJul 10th 2011
     
    Pop!
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    I wish we had baboons instead of balloons.
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    Why instead?!

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    OH YAY!!!!!!!!!!! Now let's get this party started.
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    Baboons with Balloons.....a story for young children by the John Cleese forum people.

    Once upon a time there was a baboon who sold balloons.....
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    But people kept grabbing his butt by accident because it was shinier than the balloons
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeJul 10th 2011
     
    And his nipples glowed...
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJul 10th 2011
     
    He sold all sorts of ballons. He sold looney ballons and pink and blue balloons. Balloons for every spot, balloons for what you've got. Baloons, baloons balloons.
    Then one day, while selling in the park...
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    He sniffed something with his overly sensitive nose. It was a sort of sweet smell, it reminded him of something... Not quite sure what. And that's when he saw...
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeJul 11th 2011
     
    A blow up doll
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    with very big balloons.

    oh this just isn't going to be suitable for kids....
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    Then he went to a disco and while doing the wobble, everybody on the dance floor stopped and looked at his shiny butt. "Disgusting!" they pointed. "Look at his red butt!""Why does it look like that?" "WHY?" screamed the baboon while grabbing and popping all the party balloons. "YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY MY BUTT IS RED? TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR OWN BUTTS RIGHT NOW!" and they did. They gasped in horror. Somehow during the dance the baboon had painted all of their butts dark red or neon blue. Worse, while they were looking at their butts and each other's butts, the baboon took all their wallets and purses and
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeJul 11th 2011
     
    I'd buy it my kids.

    If I had kids.
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    And their hotdogs. He took all of the wieners that were being served at the party and stringed them together, using his super-stringing abilities, to make a wiener raft.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJul 11th 2011
     
    Uh, yes, a weiner raft that just couldn't go straight. Up and down the Mississippi River it tried to float constantly pushed by the tides, as the rubber doll, baboon and balloons could not paddle and the other balloon butts could only talk and criticize the poor rubber doll who was only trying his best. (He was never taught how to row since it wasn't in family genes.) Up and down that river they floated singing old Gershwein songs and telling the baboon that his butt wasn't really ugly.
    But one by one they strted to complain about being hungry. "Does anyone know how to fish" they started asking each other? "There are all of these fish in the Mississippi and we do not know how to catch them," this bunch of male mishaps cried.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeJul 11th 2011
     
    So they had melons instead.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJul 11th 2011
     
    Uh, yes, melons. Great big fat meloons found only on the hard working ladies on the banks of the Mississippi.
    "Melons,melons. Come buy your melons from me," they sang as the raft went back and forth on the Mississippi. Scratching their forheads, the raftmen wondered what kind of melons they meant? Watermelons, catalopes, cumquates, or grapes.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeJul 13th 2011
     
    (Wow, Op, great drawing!)

    Accidentally, the baboon, who sold balloons, tied one of the melons instead of a balloon, and he wanted to let it to fly up. He threw the melon upwards, but the gravitation attracted back towards the ground. Unluckily, the melon landed on the top of the baboon's head, which left him unconscious.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJul 13th 2011 edited
     
    What he forgot was that the melon (cantalope) was attached to one of the river boat ladies selling her fruit on the Mississippi River bank. Ouch, ouch, ouch she whimpered for a moment before seeing this big grizzle, hairy baboon under her gasping for air and conscienceness.
    "Oh, poor baby" she cried and started to breath into his mouth trying her CPR learned at melon saving school. Then she saw the big shiny ugly butt under his tail..."Ohh, baby, that is some ugly butt you got there! Where you get that thing?" she cried as she continued her CPR, blowing and pumping as fast as possible to keep him alive. She finally talked the cumquate lady into taking over this most arduous job.
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    (Chris I didn't actually draw that :) found it on google)