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Fjord Moose: The Lozzy Sex Line

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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeJun 30th 2011
     
    04675943 204838457483

    Ring it.

    I dare you.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJun 30th 2011
     
    I would not personally be interested in your services, but, it is a succesful profession with big possibilities for your future. Look at Anna Nicole!


    May be prejudicial. Didn't dial!
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    Line's busy. :neutral:
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeJun 30th 2011
     
    Yes it is Op - I'm with a customer - wait your turn!
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    But I waaaannntttt phhoooooneee seeexxxx :(
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeJun 30th 2011
     
    ah ah ah

    yes yes yes

    oh oh oh

    tickle me more with that chicken

    yes yes yes

    did you say...ferret?
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeJun 30th 2011
     
    Looks like a phone number from Japan, with all those numbers! How do we know we're getting the real Lozzy, and not some old woman with a beard in Japan to whom you've outsourced your work?
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeJun 30th 2011
     
    Well - you'll know it's really me when I utter to you the secret password.
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    There are a lot of 8s in that number. It makes me suspicious. Almost like it's an omen.
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    Is it my turn yet?

    I brought the rubber gloves
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeJul 1st 2011
     
    Did you bring the mop?
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeJul 1st 2011
     
    I brought the George W. Bush blow up doll and a toilet plunger....
 

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