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Fjord Moose: FENCING WITH THE STARS - NEW SHOW

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    I propose a brand new tv show, FENCING WITH THE STARS, in which an inexperienced
    celebrity is handed a freshly sharpened rapier and has to swashbuckle and then properly fence with a professional. The one who never gets injured is the winner. It could also be a type of survivor show but without having to change a lot of sceneery. The stars will train without swords at first, but with real fences, working their way up from barbed-wire to picket.
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    sceneery is not the same as scenery, for the curious. Sceneery, is when the set is being changed by somebody with an attitude.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJun 28th 2011
     
    Just don't get your drawers caught on the barbed wire whilst running away.
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeJun 28th 2011
     
    Are we entering John in this?
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJun 28th 2011 edited
     
    He is a celebrity with a rapier sword isn't he?
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeJun 28th 2011
     
    Well, he's got quite a big sword apparently, yes...
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    Let's do it, then! We enter John in this new show! He needs one of those white outfits with the bee-catcher helmet.
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    Let's hope this doesn't lead to a lot more conversations about his dick, okay? I did not say the new show was dicking with the stars. I said it was fencing with the stars. So line up for the bar of soap headed your way, you potty-mouths. Washing your mouth out with soap immediately! I mean, really. It doesn't matter what gets mentioned, some of you manage to connect it to his dick. If I say, lovely weather we're having, look at those clouds, one of you immediately reply, lovely weather we're having, look at his dick! This has been nonstop, and enough is ENOUGH! EVERY MAN HAS A DICK, EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM. IT IS NOT A BIG DEAL! Did anyone get a picture of it?
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    And Lozzy, I said bee-catcher helmet, bee, not pee.
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    It doesn't matter what gets mentioned, some of you manage to connect it to his dick.

    ... with like, a chain?..
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2011
     
    Not *all* men have dicks!

    What about those who have it blown off!? *he he*

    Or a Siamese twin????
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2011
     
    Time for a nap!
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    A ball and chain, Naughty O, and a piercing or two. Lozzy, please get dick off your brain. Please. Sex disrupts the comedy flow in this thread. That's all some of you think about is dick, dick, dick. I come back to this thread, and there you go AGAIN! Dick is mentioned twice by the rest of you in less than 11 hours since I wrote bringing this matter to your attention. Zelda alludes to dick with her reference to time for a nap. We know what that means. So please, for the love of dick, stop mentioning dick every other blasted sentence!
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    It's just a man's name.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2011
     
    Naps anyone?
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    *shudder* I regret that post already
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2011
     
    "tricky d****"!
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    Five hours and three new dicks! We must be setting a record. Please, no mention of the word dick, no allusions to dick, no secretly coded inuendo about dick, no pictures of dick. Stop dicking around!
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2011
     
    Dick Van Dyke is on the telly
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    THERE you go again! You just can't stop bringing up dick. (PS: What is Zelda spelling with a d and four mysterious letters? I thought it was a reference to Nixon, but somehow, I think it refers to plural you know whats.
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    I'm not going to keep warning people again, but in case some of you forgot, or in your lustful daydreams of anatomy, you got lost, please stop bringing up dicks. Stop! Every time I turn around, there's another dick up in this forum thread.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeJun 30th 2011
     
    Dick.

    I mean Dickie Attenborough. Or Dick Turpin.
 

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