Fjord Moose: Are We Still Activating New Members?

Nadine (who I'm going Oxford with to see the mighty Cheese) has applied to join this forum to get to know you all before our big day! Her account hasn't been activated yet, it's been about 2 hours now. Now, I know mine didn't take this long...so what's going on?

Are we not accepting new members anymore? It's shit if that's the case. This is why the forum is dying.

Get her activated! Her username is McBeanHead.

Sort it!

Now!

Thank you.

I'm going for a lie down.

Mcbeanhead!

We love you!

Even though you have not been turned into cheese just yet...

she's a beany baby!

my account was accepted within 30mins.

first person i saw online? jackcheese.

I didnt realise it was John back then though!

From Dean, to me, two months ago:

I haven't been working for the old scroat since December.

"scroat" said lovingly, I'm sure.

Yes, Lozzy. But where have you been? Couldn't be busier than MT or me! Dean* made it clear that he hand selected this forum. New people are great, but would this sudden new interest have any thing to do with the reunion in Bristol?

Reunion in Bristol? What? And erm...I've been busy failing exams and job hunting. Been quite depressed actually.

And Dean doesn't do this anymore. Already spoken to him about it. He just apologised. There's nothing he can do.

What's this about Bristol??

I thought we were going to Oxford? lol.

Today I wrote John's L.A. agent, Tony Lipp, about my new revised trilogy that he (John) simply must act in, and that he must read my scripts TOUT DE SUITE!

Anyway, to confirm that info about Lipp, I went to the http://headcast.co.uk/contact.html page, and it still refers to poor old Dean there. So I think all of the web stuff is just self-maintaining, I think.

Maybe John's waiting for one of you to volunteer to do the job! ha ha

Dean said he hasn't been working for John for a couple of months.

Actually since MT slowed down when D* left, I thought that she was doing the job;and a fine job she was doing ,too.

I am sure he put the panties to good use...more thn once. "Come to papa, my little girls" "Lets go get some icecream".

There is no job available, and if there was JC wouldn't let us do it anyway, trust me, I know. Why? Oh I dunno, he'd rather have ppl run this place who don't give a shit about any of us and we now have no new members being allowed to join. It's a joke. I sent Garry a message a while ago to no response - so either Garry is ignoring us all seeing as he doesn't reply to mrsthing either, or he's just busy...I don't know, frankly, I don't care anymore. This place is going to pot because a lot of ppl behind this thing are selfish. The end.

I just DM'ed John and Garry on Twitter, and sent John a message on Facebook. If anybody's reading the accounts, I hope they get back in touch with us.

Sorry for my previous outburst.

You're forgiven.

Why do new members have to be activitated? What are they? Charcoal?

Aw, just get used to it, Fan. I did and now everyone expects it. Here do you want the firebaton, pink patent pumps or acordian from the front closet? Really I would not choose the pink patents. I think we should put taps on them for Naughy's tappity tippity tappity tappity dance.

*To Fan and Zelda's surprise their cages start to rattle as charcoal briquets start slamming their zoo cages. Lozzy's gorilla,furious at being sat upon by Loz's cracked cocxis, scratches his chest and tumbles over laughing at the lovely literate southern belles being pumeled in their cages.

Beutiful Princess Zelda snatches (sic) a twinkle from Fanny's Butt and flashes it at Gorilla. It sticks to his gluey skin (gorilla glue that he is) and 'WHOMP" he is flattened into his wagon of charcoal. Out of fear and concern for her Dixie kin, Mrsthing striks a kitchen safety match and flips it at wagon starts a huge bonfire for a zoo party later on. Naughty O, tippity taps onto the concourse and announces...
"New members to be activated after reunion. We are exclusive here but groupies may hang on." Tippity tapity go her pink patent pumps as she taps off to find Turkish in his harem.

Who, sis? Your son Turkish or the gorilla?

"Begone Harem Hussies"! Harem disappears and a line of Nun's take their place. No? Turk is Jewish? A line of Virgin Jewish Princesses take their place.
American Jewish Princesses.

Of, coarse I do Sis, but, I did not know if you had adopted a gorilla for heavy work or not. I made the Hussies disappear. Hope Naughty Opposum, your daughter, did not get caught up in the spell!

The faint sound of tipity tap shoes are heard in the distance. "I'm here Mama. I'm here. Turkey will not leave those virgins alone. Pleh,Pleh,me, Mom"! (that is baby talk for help).

Tomato.

Oh dear me,Lozzy. Tomato? You have a lot to learn about outbursts! Just you wait.
OK, Gerry! See what you are doing here with these adoring fans begging for just an ounce of attention? Has the brite lite of JC's glory gone to your head or you just too overwhelmed with importance to bother. WHAT! NO TWITTER? I can get away with it as I am nothing, but YOU? You represent The GREAT and LARGE JOHN CLEESE!!! He has Bath's to take, bracelets to wear and prayers for the San Andreas Fault to crack, so he can get his money back...What if he can't pay you, huh? What are you going to do then? Become a file clerk for Ben Stiller? I think not...Now get out of the light and answer these people. Shish, what ever happened to manners? Tomato!

That dancer had me absolutely mesmerized and hypnotized. There is so much subtle stuff going on there. I stared and stared, and even though it repeats, it almost seems as if it's a "little bit" different each time. 'mazing.

As for this forum, I think the issue of a lack of newcomers is indeed very important. All of you (me excluded, because I'm not a truly learned fan) are such experts it's hard to get anything going that isn't extremely esoteric and understood by only a few.

Newbies can start a discussion that may seem mundane to you/us, but it's exciting to them and stands a chance to refresh the discussions. As well, if the "star" had new material out, that draws more in -- as if they're the first ones to discover this world, and it's kind of cute to see their enthusiasm. Like: "I just saw this movie, 'The Meaning of Life', and WOW!"

So without new fans coming on board, and not so much new material leading them here, it's hard to maintain a dynamic forum. But, of course, as to the latter, the "old scroat" certainly deserves to be taking it easy these days.

So, sorry, I've nothing to suggest. I'm just venting.

But except for a few of the disagreements/debates, I can't recall a real spark since that contest, actually. When was that? Last Autumn? Or, maybe when we had that bizarro (ha, ha) come on a few months ago, for a couple of days, and s/he started about 25 threads of all sorts and everybody got all excited. It was like we were all maids in Fawlty Towers and some customer was running around messing up all the bedspreads! That really got the blood pumping, eh?!

Anyway, things like the contests have to come from the top; it's pretty useless if we start one ourselves. On another site I frequent, somebody new started an ABC of the star. "Able", "Beautiful", "Caring", whatever, on and on, one poster after another. This was for a movie star, but it petered out at "K" because it's just not dynamic. But then, I'm a killjoy, so don't listen to me.

I've been severely underemployed for nearly 8 months now (gad) so have been keeping my visitations to one a day, because I like the place. But for those of you who really want to carry the forum, I feel for you.

I hope something happens soon!

so, it'll end in chaos, cannibalism, or both?!