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    Cannibalism AND orgy? That is kinky


    Yes, Cass, it would be great if there were noobs. And it would be great if JC was EVER around, or even bothered to make someone make statements in his name. Take care of his blog or forum or even Twitter account. And it would be great if everyone who's left the forum or stopped posting would come back and post. And it would be great for me to eat something. I'm hungry. I'm gonna go eat.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2011
     
    "I'll fuck you, then kill you, then eat your balls, you great hairy beast!"

    One thing we have to remember is that John is older than dirt, and he didn't grow up with computers or use them much, despite his ads for Compaq. He doesn't understand the use of the electronic umbilical cord, and I don't think he wants to. His life is rich with friends and work; why would he need virtual socializing? It's not gratifying for him; he wants real people and face-to-face interaction, and he can more of that than he wants.
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    I can understand that, but if he starts an online life and community, he needs to nurture them, or at least pay some else to... That's just irresponsible, especially seeing how he used to plug this place and encourage people to sign up

    I didn't sign up because of him, but a lot of others have. And every forum needs some sort of administration, otherwise you'll just be leaving the kids to make a mess of things and all hell will break loose

    Look! There's a tiny demon with a pitchfork right in the corner there! See? Hell.
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    Oh, oh no, wait, my bad, that's just an old sock. Carry on.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2011
     
    I agree, Possum. He probably does too, but given his age, he's going to be slow on the uptake.
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      CommentAuthorcassbtt
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2011
     
    Well, over on another forum I frequently frequent, they appoint regular members (I think they have 7) to do the job. Sort of like "Dictator for a Day", issuing flagellation awards and applying tiny slip knots around our avatars, and mischievously cancelling all the new members that the previous day's dictator allowed in.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2011
     
    Sounds interesting but too much trouble. I think we need to chill for awhile or he may cut the cord-literally.
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2011
     
    So. She's still not been activated. This is very sad.

    I totally agree about the fact that seeing as he promoted the forum once upon a time, he should therefore not just give it up out of the blue like this.

    I have bad feelings about this place.

    I mean...it's not a very bright future is it?
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2011
     
    We should collect all the stuff for the book and store it off site in case the board goes down. I'll be happy to do it--I've got some time on my hands now. I've got "All My Councilmen", but nothing else.

    EMAIL YOUR ENTRIES FOR THE SECOND EDITION TO ME. IF YOU HAVEN'T GOT MY ADDRESS, LET ME KNOW AND I'LL WHISPER IT TO YOU.
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    Haha! I forgot about All My Councilmen! We had fun with that! Now, what's with all the sad faces? This is the John Cleese forum and we musn't improve his life by sitting around moping because of him! Let's ignore him! Everybody turn your backs when you type on this forum so he can't see us. Okay? Make him think WE left him and not a case of him shutting down the forum and leaving us. No. We don't go down like that. We will sail this turd boat all the way down the pooper. LET GO OF THE POLYPS! SAIL AWAY SAIL HARD!
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    *Tries typing with back turned to appease Fanny*

    DKdf. Tdsakljm wrhf dntoug ncj jggffwkkr mtpbj? fjsdAS ljabfljfjbj vcjnv dfhusn vdkjv x,l,jb///


    *turns back*

    sigh..

    translation:

    Mrs. Thing, what about all the scattered poems? I think most of them are in 2-3 main threads, we just need to check the date to see when we stopped collecting for the previous one

    Ooh! And the CleeseArt! We had some nice ones this time! From Mario and Val and CP I think
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2011
     
    We'll have to collect them, yeah. Sigh. So many threads to look through!

    Could you all just search through the threads yourselves and find the poems and email them to me? You can check all your own posts since April 1, 2010.

    I'm lazy.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2011
     
    I just meant he wa sterribly busy. I think he keeps an eye on us.
    Great idea to backup. I would if I knew how. Keep chins up!
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2011
     
    Did we get the "herfny bnerf" limerick in the last book?
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    So he keeps an eye on us, does he? Okay, then, well HERE! (throws dress skirt upward and does cheerleader high-kick) GIT UR EYE-FULL!!!!
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2011
     
    Great kick, Fan. Shouldn't you wear knickers, though?
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    Why? Then nobody would see my treasure box!
    (kicking leg high in the air, and jumping like a Rockett) Bend knee, hop on foot, and kick and kick, and woohoo! Come on, boys! Let me entertain you! Bend knee, hop on foot, and kick and kick!
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2011
     
    O'K, then...I shall do a twirl whirl turn around flip the skirt high above the thigh...catch under leg showing under upper thighs, leg down, behind up...catch twirl and full split. La te da!
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    And I'm going to do a scooch scooch work it honey crouch down, prance in place.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeApr 9th 2011 edited
     
    Tippity tappity taptap to toanal tinntinitis. Raise arms turn delicately to right bend at waist arms down hands flat on floor tippity tappiny to timmy tunes push foward rightt leg up left leg up twist slightly to left back bend into full split. Tippity tap tap tap!
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    Baton down to the floor, pull baton up slooooowly, push body foward and upward following the travel of the baton, toss baton in air, and body roll! Body roll! Jiggle butt, catch baton, spread legs, twirl baton figure eight between the knees, figure eight baton over head while dropping to the ground in full splits, overhead baton drop behind, catch behind the back, lean on baton, kick baton out with foot, then body roll! body roll! Fix sequin edge of costume that rode up into the crotch. Sequin snap, then body roll! Body roll! Oh yes, I've been there, I've done this. I challenge you to a twirler duel, Zelda. Not now, in England, if I'm there,whenever I'm there.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeApr 11th 2011
     
    MrsT, yes, we did.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeApr 11th 2011
     
    But we can include it again... :bigsmile:
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeApr 13th 2011
     
    No need to, Chris. I just wanted to know.