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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeSep 15th 2008
     
    How much is it for a spanking? This is the right place, isn't it?
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeSep 15th 2008
     
    Do you want it from a woman or a man?
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeSep 15th 2008 edited
     
    a man please.

    Could i see a list of your spankers and spanking equipment? I would prefer a melon.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeSep 15th 2008
     
    I am in charge of official spankings here. We do no do this lightly. What is your offense?Are you contrite or just here for punishment. Spankings are used sparingly at this sight so do not expect a free ride.
    Zelda
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeSep 16th 2008
     
    well you see...i used to be a horse, got smacked a few times to run faster and all that, and it's just carried on from there really.

    i'm not a horse anymore though.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeSep 16th 2008
     
    Switch, paddle, or bare hand?
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeSep 16th 2008
     
    Depends if the hands are big - i don't like hairy hands either.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeSep 16th 2008
     
    Well that disqualifies Cleesy, then. :wink:
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeSep 16th 2008
     
    what? oh...i like BIG hands, is what i meant to say - just not hairy hands.

    Has he got hairy hands???

    Have you got hairy hands Sir???

    If he has, then yes, it does mean that he can't spank me.

    Sorry Cheesey - you could always shave them if you wanted to do it so badly though.
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeSep 16th 2008
     
    You know them veins you sometimes see in a mans arm? Them sticky out veins??? Do you get what i mean ladies? You usually see them near where the arm bends. I love to see them...does that make me strange??? If a man has a sticky out vein on his arm, left or right, then i find it so attractive...
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeSep 16th 2008
     
    Yes, he has hairy hands. At least, they look that way in pictures. Wait--let me check. Yes, it looks like he has hair on the backs (probably on the palms, too:devil:--Oh, Mrs. Thing! Give me that cooking sherry now!) and on the lower parts of his fingers, too. And he's got those very sexy hairy forearms. I think a man's hands and forearms can be incredibly sexy. The hairier the better! Mr. Thing is hairy all over, and I love it!

    Shaving leaves a shadow, or worse, stubble. He'll have to wax.
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeSep 16th 2008
     
    i LOVE hairy arms...

    has he got a sticky out vein mrsthing, did you notice? lol
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeSep 16th 2008 edited
     


    I don't believe it!!!! He has a sticky out vein!!! Look!!! On his arm!!! Let's just avoid the face on this photo shall we haha.

    Mr Cheese - you have very nice arms...*sigh*

    you have a very pointy elbow - is the other one just as pointy? or are they odd elbows?

    mrsthing: you like hair all over - but you dont like stubble on the face, no:bigsmile:? i think a stubble suits Mr Cheese.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeSep 16th 2008
     
    No, I don't like facial stubble. Facial hair is fine, though. Just not on him. Well, the mustache is very nice, but the beard sucks! Why cover up that gorgeous jaw line and smile with a beard?

    Anyway, so he's got a sticky outy vein. He's still got very sexy arms. And everything else. :shamed: But look at what happens to his chin skin when he makes that face! And while we're picking him apart, his nostrils are asymmetrical--but that may just be the camera angle.

    This is SO junior high! He probably thinks Mrs. Thing sits around doodling his name in hearts or something. :rolling:

    No, Mr. Cleese. I like you for your really enormous...brain.

    Honest.:bigsmile:
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeSep 16th 2008
     
    Pitiful. No true respect for spankings.
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeSep 16th 2008 edited
     
    He's got quite long fingers hasn't he...all the better to grope with?:shamed:

    As long as he's not here to defend himself, we can pick on him all we like :tongue:

    I think he has really nice cracks in his forehead...the lines are all nicely evened out and i think they suit him well...

    Mrsthing: I LOVE the sticky out vein!!! I want him just for his arms :shamed:
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeSep 16th 2008
     
    He's had those lines since he started Python! But yes, they suit him. They're the cost of an expressive face. He looks better thin, I think, but he looks good in this picture, too.

    Never try Botox, sir. The idea of injecting poison into your skin in order to be more perfect is just chilling and repulsive. Big Brother, indeed. "We can save you, Winston; we can make you perfect." [shudders]
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeSep 16th 2008
     
    He looks like he could win the ''upper class twit of the year'' prize with that face.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeSep 16th 2008
     
    If he ever shows up here, we are SO in trouble! :shocked::sad:
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeSep 16th 2008
     
    let's hope he never shows up then!
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeSep 17th 2008
     
    Are we in trouble now?:shocked:
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeSep 17th 2008 edited
     
    Well, he hasn't cancelled my account...yet. But I'll bet he rolled his eyes and blew out a righteous sigh when he read our silly comments--if he read them.

    Sorry to be tiresome, Mr. Cleese. If you're in England right now, I hope you'll have a lovely lunch and have something to look forward to this afternoon or evening. If you're in California, I hope you're enjoying a peaceful night's sleep. Wherever you are, I wish you peace and happiness. :peace: :bigsmile:
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeSep 17th 2008
     
    oh mrsthing you are getting me all worried again now.

    Maybe we should lay off the silly comments and get back to some serious discussions about exploding penguins on a tv set :bigsmile:

    Ignore us John - we will be serious from now on young sir:wink:
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeSep 17th 2008
     
    Lozzy, life is like this: you make mistakes, like everyone else. You apologize and move on. End of story.

    *I* will NOT be serious from now on! I'm in a mood to be stark fucking vacuous today, and I'm going to indulge it! :devil:
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeSep 17th 2008
     
    mrsthing: you're in a slightly aggressive mood today :rolling: i LIKE it!

    So - back to the spankings then? :thumbup:

    I miss sex. Sorry to be so blunt but wow, i didn't half take it for granted when i had it! Let's talk more sex!!!

    :swingin:
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeSep 17th 2008
     
    Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it...

    Not one of Cole Porter's better days, was it?



    Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it
    Let's do it, let's fall in love

    Cold Cape Cod clams, 'gainst their wish, do it
    Even lazy jellyfish do it
    Let's do it, let's fall in love

    I've heard that lizards and frogs do it//Layin' on a rock
    They say that roosters do it//With a doodle and cock

    Some Argentines, without means do it
    I hear even Boston beans do it
    Let's do it, let's fall in love

    The most refined lady bugs do it
    When a gentleman calls
    Moths in your rugs they do it
    What's the use of moth balls

    The chimpanzees in the zoos do it,
    Some courageous kangaroos do it
    Let's do it, let's fall in love

    And so on, and so on...
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeSep 17th 2008 edited
     


    The 'erotic' dog mask.

    I don't see what's very erotic about it though...it doesn't even bark.

    I suppose it brings a whole new meaning to the term 'doggy style'

    It looks more like some kind of torture device.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeSep 18th 2008
     
    "...with a melon...??????!!!!" It's a quote from the Pythons' Fairy Tale sketch... I couldn't miss it out.

    I think hairy hands are very sexy... especially if they belong to John...!!! :shamed:

    Chris
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeSep 18th 2008
     
    To be fair - anything on John is sexy. He is an exception :bigsmile:
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeSep 18th 2008
     
    I have to agree with you there!

    The mask is a variation of the bondage masks I've, uh, read about in books. Or it's really sick and it's for kinky sex with your dog. EW! I'm just not into kinky stuff.
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeSep 18th 2008
     
    I just don't find bondage and what have ya very sexy at all.

    I'm a boring lover. Normal sex for me thanks.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeSep 18th 2008
     
    I don't know anyone who is into the kinky stuff. I knew a couple of people in college who were, but that was 30 years ago.
    • CommentAuthorBodisaniwi
    • CommentTimeSep 27th 2008
     
    I know TONS of people who are into the kinky stuff ... They all play KoL.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeSep 27th 2008
     
    Happy Niwi!
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeOct 4th 2008
     
    Is that you, Niwi??? I didn't recognise you because of your new name, sorry!!!!
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeNov 5th 2011
     
    For ol times sake.
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    I have got big hands not hairy ,

    have got hairy arms with sticky out veins
    and i dont charge much for correctional spanking:devil:
 

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