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    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeSep 30th 2010
     
    Beware of darkness.
    Beware of men who are overly fond of cats.
    Beware of birds that fly into your house and perch on your bed post.
    Beware of skinny chefs.
    Beware of men with heart-shaped faces.
    Beware of grifting bear geeks.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeSep 30th 2010
     
    Beware of strangers
    Beware of giving out too much information about yourself.
    Beware of Bimboes
    Beware of shoes that do not fit
    Beware of wasp's nests
    Beware of not following your instincts
    • CommentAuthorwudy
    • CommentTimeSep 30th 2010
     
    Good one; not trusting your instincts.

    Beware of people who do not laugh
    Beware of funny smelling seafood
    Beware of quiet children
    Beware of people who don't like to cook
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      CommentAuthorenglishcad
    • CommentTimeSep 30th 2010
     
    Beware of men that keep the skeletal remains of their mother in the basement.
    Beware of Men that like a nice chianti and fava beans.
    Beware of investigating strange noise's coming from the attic/ basement when all the power is out.
    Beware of the dog.
    Beware of people with smelly fingers.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeSep 30th 2010
     
    Beware of dental and medical people who respond to your cries of pain with, "That doesn't hurt!"
    Beware of hysterical weather forecasts (except for tornado warnings).
    Beware of people who call from "Cardholder Services" as if they're calling from your credit card company.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeOct 1st 2010
     
    Beware of doing stupid things
    Beware of conceited fools
    Beware of Doctor's that do colonoscopies without adequate anethesia.
    Beware of your friends, especially women.
    Beware of today's societal philosophies
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    Beware, My Love!
    Ah, I love a good Macca reference!
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    Beware of bee-wear

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      CommentAuthorCPDolly
    • CommentTimeOct 3rd 2010
     
    Beware of bewaring of everything.
    You'll never do nothing.
    I know that.
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      CommentAuthorenglishcad
    • CommentTimeOct 3rd 2010
     
    Beware of bee wear fashion it will never take off, people are to heavy.

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      CommentAuthorenglishcad
    • CommentTimeOct 3rd 2010
     
    Beware of masseuses's with erections...That advice for ladies and Gentlemen...Cad was having what he thought to be a nice relaxing massage when the 'chap' doing the massage bumped into Cad!

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    Beware of double posting
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      CommentAuthorenglishcad
    • CommentTimeOct 3rd 2010 edited
     
    Stupid computer machine, why has this posted twice?
    Cad only hopes it doesn't remind lozzy of her ever so VERY annoying double posting

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    That one on the left has the eyes of a killer bee.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeOct 4th 2010 edited
     
    You know when bees swarm like that they rarely sting? I was mowing the lawn once, and accidentally went over a yellow jacket nest entrance (they nest underground), and, lost in thought as I usually am, I didn't notice anything until I felt a tingle on my arms that wasn't just vibrations from the lawnmower. I looked down, and my arms were covered with yellow jackets--just like the women in the pictures. I stood there in shock, wondering what to do, and they all took off at once and flew back into their nest. I didn't get stung!
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeOct 4th 2010
     
    The mysterious Life of Bees
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeOct 4th 2010
     
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeOct 5th 2010
     
    To bee or not to bee?
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    Beware of rabbit trails :wink:
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeOct 6th 2010
     
    Beware of *everyone* in the Tea Party--they're certs, every one!
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    Beware of resurrected threads.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeNov 29th 2011
     
    Beware of wares. They'll catch you unaware this season, and bog you down.
    • CommentAuthorbiggalalla
    • CommentTimeNov 29th 2011
     
    Im not aware Im never aware , what is aware , is it something you ware in a warehouse ,
    ware abouts is ware , ware does it come from , ware is it now, does anybody know ware?
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeNov 30th 2011 edited
     
    Pls beware of your ware, be it silver ware, superware, or under ware. Once you runout of your ware, whare in the wonder wear will you find some ware to wear Gee,this is wareing!
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeNov 30th 2011
     
    Ware is Lozzy's undeware? Ware she Wares it, silly!
    • CommentAuthorbiggalalla
    • CommentTimeNov 30th 2011
     
    To ware or not to ware that is the question ?
    • CommentAuthorbiggalalla
    • CommentTimeNov 30th 2011
     
    Ware is this thread going ?
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeDec 1st 2011
     
    Beware of forgetting your f***ing passwords.

    By the way, when do we have new admins? Cos I guess I can't get a new password either. And without the old one, I can't create a new.
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      CommentAuthorthumble
    • CommentTimeDec 2nd 2011
     
    Beware of half a bee

    Eric.
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      CommentAuthorthumble
    • CommentTimeDec 2nd 2011
     
    This thread gives me a buzz.

    What would happen to me if I tried to jump one of those lovely oriental bee-ladies? Are their clothing guard-bees? Do they have a few down below making royal jelly? Does one lick them?

    So many questions, so little time.

    Beware.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeDec 2nd 2011
     
    I think if you licked a bee-lady, you'd get a malady.
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    Just think all that honey to be licked , OMG
    from all sorts of places , would that do you Thumb ?
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeDec 3rd 2011
     
    Thumble!
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      CommentAuthorthumble
    • CommentTimeDec 3rd 2011
     
    What would I do Big?

    If you ask any man about licking honey, I can predict the theme of the response with unerring accuracy. However, I, personally, am not that rude. I am a gentleman, I tell you.

    Mrs Thing - may I ask the nature of the malady that you predict?
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeDec 5th 2011
     
    A malodorous malady.
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeDec 5th 2011
     
    Beware... I'm in Harry Potterish mood, so, HP could say this in a shop, pointing his wand at an object that he wants to sell:

    'BE WARE!'
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeDec 5th 2011
     
    Mylady. Malady.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeDec 5th 2011 edited
     
    But he'd have to say it in bastardized latin, so it would probably be something like "Ecce merchanisis", or something like that. Brain isn't working this morning, I'm sure Thumble can come up with something far wittier.
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      CommentAuthorthumble
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2011 edited
     
    "I think if you licked a bee-lady, you'd get a malady"

    If you licked a bee-lady, your tongue would get 2,347 stings, sending you into anaphalactic shock, swelling it up bigger than a bison's penis, bringing much joy to the young ladies, but resulting in almost instant death, sort of like a Black Widow experience.

    More fun to lick a C-Lady, as those mermaids smell a like a nice piece of halibut, attracting lobster-cows and other forms of bovine crustaceans, like shrimp-bulls or prawn-elk. But although most of them could trample you to pulp at the same times as they pinch you with their little claws, that's not a malady, that's just a bad accident. By process of elimination the malady would have to be crabs.

    Either way, you'd never get to lick an A-lady again.
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    Any Lady would do me right now.
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeDec 7th 2011
     
    Can we can just get back to wearing the ware. Not that waring the wear is not important but we seem to have gotton off the ware road. Now, wear the ware are we?
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeDec 7th 2011
     
    Bee a mylady!
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      CommentAuthorthumble
    • CommentTimeDec 7th 2011
     
    "Any Lady would do me right now".

    Oh they would, would they? Sounds a bit cocksure to me...
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    No, just lady less at the moment


    hence my desire for any lady :sad:
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      CommentAuthorthumble
    • CommentTimeDec 8th 2011
     
    Oh, OK, in this case you mean suffice instead of fuck. Didn't think of that one. Good thing I used to be a Brit. Most North Americans would draw a different meaning from that statement.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeDec 9th 2011
     
    I think he meant, "Any lady would do right now."

    But I LOLed at his comment!
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeDec 9th 2011
     
    I still do not understand what you will do, Big, lickems or wear em...what with mylady would you choose??
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    never wear them , just think all them bees swarming round my meat and two veg ,ouch !!
    As for lick them , maybe the honey after they have flown .
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeDec 10th 2011
     
    So your a giraff, hmmn?
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeDec 15th 2011
     
    Be ware not to wear the bee's.
 

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