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    • CommentAuthorcough
    • CommentTimeMay 26th 2010
     
    you+dont+need+to+do+this if you "google it like this". quicker ;)
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    Let me try...You're right! May I kiss you??? :hugging: I don't care if you're a girl, cough darling! :heartsabove:
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      CommentAuthorPerriMouse
    • CommentTimeMay 26th 2010
     
    Uh-Hem... anyone answering as John?
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    Perri - If I don't have to, what's the fucking use?



    Have you ever considered living in a refrigerator?
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      CommentAuthorPerriMouse
    • CommentTimeMay 26th 2010
     
    Once, however the penguins I keep in there kept stepping on my face.



    Will you ever allow any other farm animals - besides chickens - to run around your house?
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    I have Garry don't I?



    Will Garry ever grow a pair? (Love you Garry! XOXO)
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    A pair of what? Boobies? I think he would like to grow a pair of boobies, yeah. Yesterday I got him reading a brochure titled 'Enlarge your breast with stem cells'


    John, do you still believe in the healing effect of Freudian therapy?
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      CommentAuthorCPDolly
    • CommentTimeMay 26th 2010
     
    "Yes. Once I realized that I just wanted to fuck my mother everything went all right. I do strongly recommend it."


    John, when your 1st two wives were nursing your daughters, did you ever try their milk?
    How was it?
    • CommentAuthorcough
    • CommentTimeMay 26th 2010
     
    timeout i likethisthread
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    Ewwww! (that's me, not John)

    "Well, to be honest it was so delicious that often I let my daughters almost starve."


    John, did you ever consider becoming a dramatic actor?
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    time in I like cough and want him/her to answer my question
    • CommentAuthorcough
    • CommentTimeMay 26th 2010
     
    May I kiss you???
    no.
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    Yes, I did. But my legs refused to cooperate.

    John, I heard you have an extraordinary amount of toes. Just how many are there?
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    70 million. One for every year of my life.


    John, do you like saddles? What should I put mine on?
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    "I really don't know and don't bother to know it since I wear only those suede mocassini which are older than my second daughter"
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    Nahhhhhhhhh.
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    I love saddles. I have a custom made saddle for every wife or girlfriend I've had. Oh, uh.... You should put yours on a Chinese mountain goat. I hear they're marvelous.


    John, if you had to pick a food to eat every day for the rest of your life what would it be?
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    Naked Ladies.
    That's my favorite pizza topping.



    ...
    What?
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    Don't look at me, it's John!
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    John, do you smell like potatoes?
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    I smell like teen spirit.
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    No, I smell like creamed corn. All old people smell like creamed corn. It's an old people phenomenon.



    John, how many shoelaces would it take to get from your house in California to your house in England?
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    two
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    John, who's your daddy?
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    santa claus.
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    John, would you like me to sing for you?
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    Only if you'll sing from one of my "Secret disc collection" favorites.


    John, how would you feel about a total body wax?
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    Sexually excited, but Mrs Thing wouldn't approve.
    • CommentAuthorcough
    • CommentTimeMay 27th 2010
     
    i'm up for it. then we can roast the cats.
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    John, have you ever cried with anger?
    • CommentAuthorcough
    • CommentTimeMay 27th 2010
     
    yesterday. will you empty my bin dear?
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeMay 27th 2010
     
    "All old people smell like creamed corn. It's an old people phenomenon. "

    :rolling::rolling::rolling:

    They do, too--that's why I'm laughing!
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    Thanks MrsT! I've ALWAYS thought that!
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    yesterday. will you empty my bin dear?


    Is it John asking someone to empty his bin?
    • CommentAuthorcough
    • CommentTimeMay 27th 2010
     
    does it matter?
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    Yawn, no.

    Give me that bin and call the dog, I'll take him for the last walk of the day. Go to bed, you're tired. Night.
    • CommentAuthorcough
    • CommentTimeMay 27th 2010
     
    your right i'm tired. offff to bed
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeMay 27th 2010
     
    "Good night, Garry. Good night, Jennifer."

    John, do you snore?
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      CommentAuthorPerriMouse
    • CommentTimeMay 27th 2010
     
    No, I've had my nose replaced along with everything else. No more snoring at all.. want to find out MrsT?


    John, Have you learned to be happy yet?
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeMay 27th 2010
     
    No thanks, John. You're spoken for, so you're off limits.

    "Yes."

    John, why don't you wear socks?
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    Very hard to find ones that can cover 70 million toes.
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    Do you have a bullet-proof car like the pope?
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      CommentAuthorCPDolly
    • CommentTimeMay 27th 2010
     
    "Wig!? What do you mean? Are you insinuating that I've spent my money on the hair transplants for nothing!? Gawd!
    I'm killing someone."

    John, which is the worst book you've ever read?
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    The forum's book..... :(
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    Actually, that's impossible, because it implies he's read it.
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      CommentAuthorPaute
    • CommentTimeMay 30th 2010
     
    John, except for you, wich is your favourite Python and why?
    • CommentAuthorcough
    • CommentTimeMay 30th 2010
     
    i'm very fond of eric right now. we'll be surfing in a few weeks
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      CommentAuthorPaute
    • CommentTimeMay 30th 2010
     
    Cough... your question!
    • CommentAuthorcough
    • CommentTimeMay 30th 2010 edited
     
    john, why don't you just give her another 6 million now so you can stop working and get back to what you really want to do? you'll still have more money than the average person makes in a lifetime. not saying you're average and i'm sorry about the settlement.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeMay 30th 2010
     
    If I give the Beast the money now, she'll get that much more interest on it, and I'll have no excuse to tour England next year, which I'm really looking forward to. I'm especially looking forward to meeting some of you at my Oxford show on June 17, 2011.

    Next question!
 

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