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      CommentAuthorPaute
    • CommentTimeMay 20th 2010 edited
     


    Well... this thread is a new silly and inservible game.
    The idea is you write a question. Then answer the question like you think John´s answer.
    And write a new question.

    You know how to respond as if they were John. And yes, it's more silly, idiot and crazy, more fun.

    I start with a question: How you feel when people call you Basil?
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    Can you reformulate the question? No, okay, how do I feel when people call me Basil...indifferent. Perhaps just a little annoyed, it depends on moments. May I ask you a question too? What's the bloody point?? Jeez...where is my coffee?
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeMay 20th 2010 edited
     
    What an awful picture. (That is me, not John talking by the way...it is me)
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeMay 20th 2010
     
    He's said in the past that he hates it when people call him Basil. So here goes. >ahem<

    "Oh, I really detest it when people call me "Basil"! Sometimes I want to get a gun and shoot them. Because I'm not Basil; Basil is everything I detest in people: he's a snob; he's selfish; he's not very bright, and he's proud to be that way. I'm none of those things. At least, I try not to be, and I hope I've succeeded."
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeMay 20th 2010
     
    John, what's your favorite color?
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeMay 20th 2010 edited
     
    'My favourite colour is pink, because it reminds me of just how homosexual i am. I love pink, it is the colour of my house, my car and even my cat. I'm going to dye Garry pink. Bob already is.'
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeMay 20th 2010
     
    John, what's your favourite food?
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeMay 20th 2010
     
    "I'd have to say...Roast Poodle. [smacks lips] Mmmmmm... They make terrific gravy. The toes, eyes, and testicles make nice appetizers, too. You have to braise the ears, though, or they just get all tough and dry. Except for the brain, the rest of the head is useless: the nose and lips are too spongy, and there isn't enough meat on the rest of the face to be worth bothering with."



    John, what is it with blondes? Are you just trying to find someone who doesn't even remotely remind you of your mother?
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeMay 20th 2010
     
    That was mean.
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      CommentAuthorgiacoma
    • CommentTimeMay 20th 2010 edited
     
    I am. Dinner tonight MrsT.?
    • CommentAuthorcough
    • CommentTimeMay 20th 2010
     
    "are you sure she wasn't blond? alright, they're fake blondes"


    john, is jamie lee curtis a hermaphrodite?
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeMay 20th 2010 edited
     
    Oh,cough! Cough, cough, cough out that little brain. :updown:
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeMay 20th 2010
     
    Did you see "Trading Places", cough? She poses topless in her panties. If she had a dick, they wouldn't have let the camera show it.
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    John, would you like to live until you are 100 or older?
    • CommentAuthorcough
    • CommentTimeMay 21st 2010
     
    is that john's answer? of course she doesn't have to have a dick now its more about erm her package at birth...




    afew months ago i saw a fish called wanda on the telly, big laughs, i couldn't remember where i'd seen her before so i stated typing jamie lee curtis into google and first suggestion was 'jamie lee curtis hermaphrodite' ahahahahhaha
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeMay 21st 2010
     
    Oh, just because she's a bit boyish looking doesn't mean she's a hermaphrodite. And if she had the dick removed, she's no longer a hermaphrodite.
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    Erm...John, would you like to live until you are 100 or older? :wink:
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    NO! I'm already falling apart! I just had my knee replaced and the other parts are becoming squishy, wobbly, and creaky. Who knows how much of the real me will even be left by then?


    John, just exactly what IS your favorite type of cheese?
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeMay 21st 2010
     
    "I prefer not to think about it, it gives me pain. I can't eat cheese anymore; I'm lactose-intolerant."

    John, what is your shoe size?
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    "Quoting the immortal poetess' words 'Did you know that your foot's as big as your arm from your elbow to your wrist?' If you want to know such a personal detail the only thing you can do is narcotize me and use a tape measure. If you're really shameless you can take me a shoe off and read the size, you depraved woman!"

    John, did you ever kiss a man in a not-staged way and being sober? I mean, did you ever do it for mere lust?
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2010
     
    "It was the 1960s; what do you think?"

    John, have you opened our gift yet? We'd really like to know if you like it or not. If you're still consulting your lawyers because we used your image on the cover without your permission on a book we're selling to the general public, we understand. Just let us know.

    OR

    John, I know you dearly love zoos. I do, too. But it doesn't seem right to keep the animals confined and on display. I know they're captive-bred (at least, in the US) and can't be released into the wild, but do you think it would be better to spend the time and money on protecting animals in the wild? Or do you think that if people see the animals in a zoo, they'll be more inclined to support conservation?
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2010
     
    Good lord, if his foot is as big as his forearm, he must have to get custom made shoes!
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    It's Julia Roberts' line in "Pretty woman" when she's on Richard Gere's car :Did you know that your foot's as big as your arm from your elbow to your wrist?
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2010
     
    Yeah, but it is! At least, mine is.
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    John, have you opened our gift yet? We'd really like to know if you like it or not. If you're still
    consulting your lawyers because we used your image on the cover without your permission on a book we're
    selling to the general public, we understand. Just let us know.

    John: "What gift?"
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    John, do you like visiting the bathroom?
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    Only if Michael Palin's in there too.

    John, what was the make and model of your first motor vehicle?
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    John, would you do a strip show in order to raise money for the alimony?
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    I have.
    How do you think I really lost my hip?..


    Aren't you tired of your mustache?
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    "A bit. But I have to keep it to hide a horrible looking scar on my upper lip."


    How did you get that scar?
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeMay 23rd 2010
     
    *runs into the room and interrupts - has he really got a scar?*
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    Something to do with a geko and an over-priced melon.
    Don't ask.

    What do you like to put on your hotdog? (I mean ketchup/mustard/relish, and in no way is this a euphemism)
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    hahahahahaha!!!! <----- (that was me, not John)

    Ketchup, mustard, relish, and those little tiny corn thingies that Tom Hanks ate in Big. He's a genius, that Tom Hanks. Ask me another time about the euphemism....


    How do you feel about suspenders?
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      CommentAuthorPaute
    • CommentTimeMay 25th 2010
     
    I think there are very confortables. But i prefer use bras. I look like very well using it.




    How is the people in your Forum?
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    "They're absolutely lovely. They call me an old bastard, they pretend...erm, at least I hope so...they pretend they want to fuck me blue, they care for my health, they write to the tabloids 'No fool like an old fool'--oh yes, you did it, you know who you are-- they're simply a-do-ra-ble. Mmm, Garry? What? No, I won't say 'hello', they can go fuck themselves."
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    John, what's your worst fear?
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeMay 25th 2010
     
    "Well, there are several: spiders, impotence, and that my mother will come back from the dead and start trying to run my life again."

    John, are you troubled by insomnia?
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      CommentAuthorCPDolly
    • CommentTimeMay 25th 2010
     
    "No, not at all. I don't have any time to sleep when I'm in bed, you know what I mean *nudge nudge*"

    John, have you ever...
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    had sex with Lozzy's pencil?
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    "I sleep like a child in his mother's arms.
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    MINE IS BETTER! CP!
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      CommentAuthorCPDolly
    • CommentTimeMay 25th 2010
     
    "Like a child in MY mother's arms!"
    MINE is better!
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    TRY! Googlize "sleep+like+a+child+in+my+mother's+arms" and tell me if you find it! :fierce:
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeMay 26th 2010
     
    :shocked:
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    Lozzy, look at me. Breath in...breath out. it's not difficult. Breath in...breath out.
    Feel better?
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeMay 26th 2010
     
    :shocked::shocked:
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    John,
    Do you enjoy plucking eyebrows?
    Not necessarily your own of course.
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    No. I hate those nasty filthy eyebrows full of Germs!



    What did you have for dinner tonight?
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      CommentAuthorthumble
    • CommentTimeMay 26th 2010
     
    Pus, pus, pus, spam and pus.
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      CommentAuthorthumble
    • CommentTimeMay 26th 2010
     
    John, what was the best deal you ever got for a quid?
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      CommentAuthorPerriMouse
    • CommentTimeMay 26th 2010
     
    You did see Barbie hanging off my arm didn't you? Just a quid!





    Will you ever date someone closer to your age?
 

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