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      CommentAuthorCPDolly
    • CommentTimeApr 24th 2010
     
    Vale proved her soberness writing (writing, not saying, but well) a tongue twister; I don't drink, so I don't have to write twisty and complicated constructions to show you that I'm not drunk, but I LOOOOOOVE tongue twisters.

    Here's one in Spanish:
    ¿Cómo quieres que te quiera si el que quiero que me quiera mo me quiere como quiero que me quiera? Si el que quiero que me quiera no me quiere como quiero que me quiera, ¿cómo quieres que te quiera?

    POST YOURS! POST LOTS OF TONGUE TWISTERS!
    LOTS!!
    Please :3
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      CommentAuthorCPDolly
    • CommentTimeApr 24th 2010 edited
     
    Compadre, cómprame un coco.
    Compadre, coco no compro, que el que poco coco come, poco coco compra.
    Yo como poco coco como poco coco compro.

    Cuando cuentas cuentos nunca cuentas cuantos cuentos cuentas,
    Porque cuando cuentas cuentos nunca cuentas cuantos cuentos cuentas.

    Oooh, I'm having fun :D
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    Sarah shara shir same'ach, shir same'ach shara Sarah.

    Ganan gidel dagan bagan, dagan gadol gadal bagan.
    • CommentAuthorlynthingy
    • CommentTimeApr 24th 2010
     
    My all time favorite is from the age of 7 or 8 at camp - because if you mess up... there's hell to pay! I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit! Say it three times fast and you are almost certain to shit where you should have slit! :shocked: It mattered a LOT when I was 7 or 8 - kids now wouldn't think it was that big a deal!
    • CommentAuthorwudy
    • CommentTimeApr 24th 2010
     
    The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.




    Toy boat. Toy boat. Toy boat.
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    There was a fisherman named Fisher
    who fished for some fish in a fissure.
    Till a fish with a grin,
    pulled the fisherman in.
    Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.
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    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeApr 24th 2010
     
    Theophilus Thistle, the successful thistle sifter
    In sifting a sieve full of unsifted thistles,
    Thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb.
    If Theophilus Thistle, the successful thistle sifter,
    Can thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb,
    See thou, in sifting a sieve full of unsifted thistles,
    Thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeApr 24th 2010
     
    How did he manage to thrust 9000 thistles through the thick of his thumb? I would have given up after the first dozen!
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    I wish I had a lisp, that could have been so beautiful to thay.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeApr 25th 2010
     
    Egg-thactly!

    Red lorry, yellow lorry

    or

    Red leather, yellow leather
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      CommentAuthorPaute
    • CommentTimeApr 25th 2010
     
    One more in spanish. Hard just for pronunciated R

    Parra tenía una perra
    Y Guerra tenía una parra.
    La perra de Parra rompió
    La parra de Guerra.
    Entonces Guerra cogió una porra
    Y mató a la perra de Parra.
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      CommentAuthorCPDolly
    • CommentTimeApr 25th 2010
     
    Rasquín era un rascón
    que rascaba en una risca,
    con un tosco rasca risca rascador,
    rasca que rasca acabó con el risco,
    rasca la risca, rascó un rincón.

    Quiero y no quiero querer
    a quien no queriendo quiero.
    He querido sin querer
    y estoy sin querer queriendo.
    Si por mucho que te quiero,
    quieres que te quiera más,
    te quiero más que me quieres
    ¿que más quieres?, ¿quieres mas?

    Pablito clavó un clavito
    en la calva de un calvito.
    En la calva de un calvito,
    un clavito clavó Pablito.

    Doña Dírija, Dáriga, Dóriga,
    trompa pitáriga,
    tiene unos guantes
    de pellejo de zírriga, zárriga, zórriga,
    trompa pitáriga,
    le vienen grandes.
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      CommentAuthorPaute
    • CommentTimeApr 25th 2010
     
    La de Pablito lo he dicho tantas veces.
    Estaría buenísimo que intenten con las R. Pueden sonar muy graciosos.

    ¡Time to create a Cheese/ Cleese tongue twisters!
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeApr 26th 2010
     
    Unique New York.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeApr 26th 2010
     
    Jack Cheese, known as Cleese, had a crease in his greasy feces, known as the Cheese (Cleese) greasy feces crease.
 

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