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      CommentAuthorD
    • CommentTimeMar 12th 2010
     
    aojudy@gmail.com - you have applied to join the forum as the following people:

    CORINNEWalters32
    MccallDora30
    ADELEPRICE
    PatriciaFletcher34
    Mcknight32HOLLY

    There really is no point in continuing this pointless exercise. Give up now. We don't like you.

    Also - whoever you are @unique-papers.com - wVKerry, LucyDA30, Megan35TP, GwenHT, Hannahab - you're name's not down either. You're clearly making up identities. Do you think we're stupid?

    Please go away. You are boring unfunny and unwelcome.

    Now I shall eat ice-cream, which is lovely.
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    You tell'em, Dean!

    OooOooOh! "Punishments"! This looks like it's going to be my favorite category yet!! *Cracks whip*
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeMar 12th 2010
     
    They're probably prostitutes trying to sell their bodies online.

    Now all the guys are disappointed.
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    Including JC
    If you value your job, Dean...
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeMar 13th 2010 edited
     
    Awhile back on Twitter, I kept getting followed by people with screen names like "Jill99" or "Ashley1066". Every damned one of them had links to the exact same set of semi-nude photos! I finally complained to Twitter, and it stopped.
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      CommentAuthorD
    • CommentTimeMar 13th 2010
     
    @mrsthing - here's a tip - don't click the links... just don't let your hand do that 'clicky' movement. if you can't exercise mental control, hold it down with your other hand, or sit on your clicking hand.

    don't sit on the hand and then use your nose to click, either. that would be counter-productive.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeMar 13th 2010
     
    I don't click on links anymore. If I'm followed by some girl who puts numbers in her screen name, follows no one and has many followers, and has only one tweet with a link in it, I just block her.
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      CommentAuthorcassbtt
    • CommentTimeMar 13th 2010
     
    Maybe they're all Michael Palin trying to do an incognito.
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      CommentAuthorgiacoma
    • CommentTimeMar 13th 2010
     
    Ice-cream: yummy!!!
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      CommentAuthorMacNerd
    • CommentTimeMar 17th 2010
     
    Awhile back on Twitter, I kept getting followed by people with screen names like "Jill99" or "Ashley1066". Every damned one of them had links to the exact same set of semi-nude photos! I finally complained to Twitter, and it stopped


    So YOU'RE the one who stopped all the half-naked girl pics! Curse you!
    • CommentAuthorzelda
    • CommentTimeMar 17th 2010
     
    Oh, do be nice, Mac. She is only trying to uphold our high standards...:tongue:
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeMar 17th 2010
     
    Fucking love this thread!!! Lol!
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      CommentAuthorMacNerd
    • CommentTimeMar 17th 2010
     
    Just out of curiosity, why are some people turned away? I mean, if I remember correctly, all I did was just enter my email address and ask to be admitted and voila, I was in.

    Do people who were not members of the original thejohncleese.com have a more arduous process? Is there DNA testing involved? Or do you make them try to solve a Rubix cube while intoxicated?
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      CommentAuthorD
    • CommentTimeMar 17th 2010
     
    Pure whim. If I don't like their smell. If I think they might be lactose intolerant. That kind of thing.
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      CommentAuthorD
    • CommentTimeMar 17th 2010
     
    btw aojudy still hasn't given up, but it is a bit of off-putting that each request is accompanied by a different and thoroughly spammy name...

    BurrisLynda
    ROMANMarissa
    AvilaLORNA
    EbonyKnight

    I mean, really. They are so obviously computer generated, aside from which I can see the same IP over and over again...
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeMar 17th 2010
     
    I am computer generated. I'm really a robot that is programmed to harrass the John Cleese website. Here I am, harrassing you all. Does harra have one r or two, Dean?
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeMar 17th 2010
     
    I am computer generated. I'm really a robot that is programmed to harrass the John Cleese website. Here I am, harrassing you all. Does harrass have one r or two, Dean?
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeMar 17th 2010
     
    Ooops. My programme I am functioning from seems to have a problem. My post was posted twice. I do apologise.
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    That's okay, I just love seeing that teddy :bigsmile:

    I like Ebony Knight. Everyone must call me by that name from now on.
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    Ebonight fo short
    • CommentAuthormoknbyrd
    • CommentTimeMar 17th 2010 edited
     
    You have high standards... ???
    But... You let ME join !...

    Good thing I used 'Moknbyrd' instead of 'RopeMaster'. I might've been shot...

    Lozzy's wearing a teddy? WOO-HOO !
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      CommentAuthorMacNerd
    • CommentTimeMar 17th 2010
     
    Well it's a good thing I signed up using the same name I had used on the original forum instead of the name I use elsewhere: 1337h4rdc0k
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeMar 17th 2010
     
    Speaking of naughty names...

    Dodosuckmeoffnicenquick
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      CommentAuthorMacNerd
    • CommentTimeMar 18th 2010 edited
     
    Speaking of Rowan Atkinson

    • CommentAuthormoknbyrd
    • CommentTimeMar 18th 2010
     
    Ima Dick.........

    Myprick......... Has anyone see Myprick?!
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeMar 18th 2010
     
    How he managed to get through that with a straight face, I'll never know.

    *snort* Mr. Greatbig Hardcock
    • CommentAuthormoknbyrd
    • CommentTimeMar 18th 2010 edited
     
    When I saw that in the $5.00 bin at Walmart, I was aghast ! One: that it went so far down the DVD chain as to be in the $5.00 bin. But giddy at the oportunity to get it so cheap. I LOVE every skit...... except the last one. Just doesn't do it for me. STILL... :bigsmile:
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeMar 18th 2010
     
    This was from one of the Secret Policeman's Ball DVDs.

    What was the last sketch?
    • CommentAuthormoknbyrd
    • CommentTimeMar 18th 2010
     
    I think the DVD was just called "Rowen Atkinson". I was a collection of stand up shows.
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      CommentAuthorcassbtt
    • CommentTimeMar 18th 2010
     
    re: Rowan and Cleese, only the Brits could come up with a skit like that! ha ha ha


    I suspect Yankee audiences would only get a kick out of it at the end, when JC draws his gun and ... oh, sorry, spoiler alert!
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeMar 18th 2010
     
    Oh, I've got a Rowan Atkinson DVD. It's a tape of a show at BU from the early 90s. There were a couple of sketches on there that I didn't care for (the dating one is long and tedious and too long between laughs), but otherwise, it was great. It has the BEST version of "Invisible Drum Set" EVER!
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    Mr. I. P. Freely.
    (No, that one wasn't in there)
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeMar 20th 2010
     
    Lozzy... how did you get that teddy???????
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      CommentAuthorCPDolly
    • CommentTimeMar 21st 2010
     
    That's her b-day present :3
    Useful present, isn't it?
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      CommentAuthorMacNerd
    • CommentTimeMar 21st 2010 edited
     
    All I got for my birthday is exceedingly intoxicated. Ah brain cells, they go so fast.
    • CommentAuthormoknbyrd
    • CommentTimeMar 22nd 2010
     
    Here it is:
    http://www.deepdiscount.com/index.cfm/fuseaction/product.detail/categoryID/F759937B-A406-4602-9C26-70F4CFD25215/productID/185FB281-896C-4E1C-A27C-13B1E067B351/
    Now, see, I just didn't laugh much at the "invisible drums". It was cleaver but that's it.
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeMar 27th 2010 edited
     
    chris, i have no idea.

    It's from Dean.

    But it looks like me.
    • CommentAuthormoknbyrd
    • CommentTimeMar 29th 2010
     
    Hey, Mista Cleese!

    Can you get me a Megatron thingy next to my name... *heh-heh*

    "The only thing that hasn't been taxed is......thingy!"
    "Thingy?"
    "...Thingy..."
    "Number 2s?"
    "No, no, no!...THINGY!"
    "Oh, thank God for that! Excuse me a moment. Would you?"
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeMar 30th 2010
     
    I looooove the faces John pulls in that sketch!
    • CommentAuthormoknbyrd
    • CommentTimeApr 21st 2010
     
    Yeah ! It's great. :)
 

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