2013-05-18T13:41:47+01:00 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/ Lussumo Vanilla & Feed Publisher http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1221&Focus=46261#Comment_46261 2010-03-12T22:14:23+00:00 2013-05-18T13:41:47+01:00 D http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=168

aojudy@gmail.com - you have applied to join the forum as the following people: CORINNEWalters32 MccallDora30 ADELEPRICE PatriciaFletcher34 Mcknight32HOLLY There really is no point in ...

CORINNEWalters32
MccallDora30
ADELEPRICE
PatriciaFletcher34
Mcknight32HOLLY

There really is no point in continuing this pointless exercise. Give up now. We don't like you.

Also - whoever you are @unique-papers.com - wVKerry, LucyDA30, Megan35TP, GwenHT, Hannahab - you're name's not down either. You're clearly making up identities. Do you think we're stupid?

Please go away. You are boring unfunny and unwelcome.

Now I shall eat ice-cream, which is lovely.]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1221&Focus=46262#Comment_46262 2010-03-12T22:28:49+00:00 2013-05-18T13:41:47+01:00 Naughty Opossum http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=33

You tell'em, Dean! OooOooOh! "Punishments"! This looks like it's going to be my favorite category yet!! *Cracks whip*

OooOooOh! "Punishments"! This looks like it's going to be my favorite category yet!! *Cracks whip*]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1221&Focus=46267#Comment_46267 2010-03-12T23:00:55+00:00 2013-05-18T13:41:47+01:00 mrsthing http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=4

They're probably prostitutes trying to sell their bodies online. Now all the guys are disappointed.

Now all the guys are disappointed.]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1221&Focus=46271#Comment_46271 2010-03-13T00:57:28+00:00 2013-05-18T13:41:47+01:00 Naughty Opossum http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=33

Including JC If you value your job, Dean...

If you value your job, Dean...]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1221&Focus=46277#Comment_46277 2010-03-13T02:57:13+00:00 2010-03-13T02:58:10+00:00 mrsthing http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=4

Awhile back on Twitter, I kept getting followed by people with screen names like "Jill99" or "Ashley1066". Every damned one of them had links to the exact same set of semi-nude ...

http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1221&Focus=46282#Comment_46282 2010-03-13T09:39:49+00:00 2013-05-18T13:41:47+01:00 D http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=168

@mrsthing - here's a tip - don't click the links... just don't let your hand do that 'clicky' movement. if you can't exercise mental control, hold it down with your other hand, or sit on your ...

don't sit on the hand and then use your nose to click, either. that would be counter-productive.]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1221&Focus=46293#Comment_46293 2010-03-13T16:36:18+00:00 2013-05-18T13:41:47+01:00 mrsthing http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=4

I don't click on links anymore. If I'm followed by some girl who puts numbers in her screen name, follows no one and has many followers, and has only one tweet with a link in it, I just block her.

http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1221&Focus=46300#Comment_46300 2010-03-13T17:37:27+00:00 2013-05-18T13:41:47+01:00 cassbtt http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=489

Maybe they're all Michael Palin trying to do an incognito.

http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1221&Focus=46307#Comment_46307 2010-03-13T19:01:29+00:00 2013-05-18T13:41:47+01:00 giacoma http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=453

Ice-cream: yummy!!!

http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1221&Focus=46624#Comment_46624 2010-03-17T02:07:26+00:00 2013-05-18T13:41:47+01:00 MacNerd http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=386

Awhile back on Twitter, I kept getting followed by people with screen names like "Jill99" or "Ashley1066". Every damned one of them had links to the exact same set of semi-nude ...

Awhile back on Twitter, I kept getting followed by people with screen names like "Jill99" or "Ashley1066". Every damned one of them had links to the exact same set of semi-nude photos! I finally complained to Twitter, and it stopped

So YOU'RE the one who stopped all the half-naked girl pics! Curse you!]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1221&Focus=46625#Comment_46625 2010-03-17T03:33:21+00:00 2013-05-18T13:41:47+01:00 zelda http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=12

Oh, do be nice, Mac. She is only trying to uphold our high standards...:tongue:

]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1221&Focus=46627#Comment_46627 2010-03-17T09:02:33+00:00 2013-05-18T13:41:47+01:00 Lozzykinz http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=71

Fucking love this thread!!! Lol!

http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1221&Focus=46629#Comment_46629 2010-03-17T11:01:36+00:00 2013-05-18T13:41:47+01:00 MacNerd http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=386

Just out of curiosity, why are some people turned away? I mean, if I remember correctly, all I did was just enter my email address and ask to be admitted and voila, I was in. Do people who were ...

Do people who were not members of the original thejohncleese.com have a more arduous process? Is there DNA testing involved? Or do you make them try to solve a Rubix cube while intoxicated?]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1221&Focus=46630#Comment_46630 2010-03-17T13:02:59+00:00 2013-05-18T13:41:47+01:00 D http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=168

Pure whim. If I don't like their smell. If I think they might be lactose intolerant. That kind of thing.

http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1221&Focus=46631#Comment_46631 2010-03-17T13:05:15+00:00 2013-05-18T13:41:47+01:00 D http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=168

btw aojudy still hasn't given up, but it is a bit of off-putting that each request is accompanied by a different and thoroughly spammy name... BurrisLynda ROMANMarissa AvilaLORNA ...

BurrisLynda
ROMANMarissa
AvilaLORNA
EbonyKnight

I mean, really. They are so obviously computer generated, aside from which I can see the same IP over and over again...]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1221&Focus=46632#Comment_46632 2010-03-17T13:30:38+00:00 2013-05-18T13:41:47+01:00 Lozzykinz http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=71

I am computer generated. I'm really a robot that is programmed to harrass the John Cleese website. Here I am, harrassing you all. Does harra have one r or two, Dean?

http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1221&Focus=46633#Comment_46633 2010-03-17T13:30:58+00:00 2013-05-18T13:41:47+01:00 Lozzykinz http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=71

I am computer generated. I'm really a robot that is programmed to harrass the John Cleese website. Here I am, harrassing you all. Does harrass have one r or two, Dean?

http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1221&Focus=46634#Comment_46634 2010-03-17T13:32:45+00:00 2013-05-18T13:41:47+01:00 Lozzykinz http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=71

Ooops. My programme I am functioning from seems to have a problem. My post was posted twice. I do apologise.

http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1221&Focus=46640#Comment_46640 2010-03-17T15:21:15+00:00 2013-05-18T13:41:47+01:00 Naughty Opossum http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=33

That's okay, I just love seeing that teddy :bigsmile: I like Ebony Knight. Everyone must call me by that name from now on.

I like Ebony Knight. Everyone must call me by that name from now on.]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1221&Focus=46641#Comment_46641 2010-03-17T15:21:39+00:00 2013-05-18T13:41:47+01:00 Naughty Opossum http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=33

Ebonight fo short

http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1221&Focus=46667#Comment_46667 2010-03-17T19:02:02+00:00 2010-03-17T19:02:27+00:00 moknbyrd http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=260

You have high standards... ??? But... You let ME join !... Good thing I used 'Moknbyrd' instead of 'RopeMaster'. I might've been shot... Lozzy's wearing a teddy? WOO-HOO !

But... You let ME join !...

Good thing I used 'Moknbyrd' instead of 'RopeMaster'. I might've been shot...

Lozzy's wearing a teddy? WOO-HOO !]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1221&Focus=46684#Comment_46684 2010-03-17T20:01:22+00:00 2013-05-18T13:41:47+01:00 MacNerd http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=386

Well it's a good thing I signed up using the same name I had used on the original forum instead of the name I use elsewhere: 1337h4rdc0k

http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1221&Focus=46705#Comment_46705 2010-03-17T21:47:22+00:00 2013-05-18T13:41:47+01:00 mrsthing http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=4

Speaking of naughty names... Dodosuckmeoffnicenquick

Dodosuckmeoffnicenquick]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1221&Focus=46718#Comment_46718 2010-03-18T04:30:29+00:00 2010-03-18T04:37:37+00:00 MacNerd http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=386

Speaking of Rowan Atkinson

]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1221&Focus=46728#Comment_46728 2010-03-18T15:01:25+00:00 2013-05-18T13:41:47+01:00 moknbyrd http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=260

Ima Dick......... Myprick......... Has anyone see Myprick?!

Myprick......... Has anyone see Myprick?!]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1221&Focus=46739#Comment_46739 2010-03-18T16:46:27+00:00 2013-05-18T13:41:47+01:00 mrsthing http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=4

How he managed to get through that with a straight face, I'll never know. *snort* Mr. Greatbig Hardcock

*snort* Mr. Greatbig Hardcock]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1221&Focus=46746#Comment_46746 2010-03-18T17:26:17+00:00 2010-03-18T17:27:00+00:00 moknbyrd http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=260

When I saw that in the $5.00 bin at Walmart, I was aghast ! One: that it went so far down the DVD chain as to be in the $5.00 bin. But giddy at the oportunity to get it so cheap. I LOVE every ...

]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1221&Focus=46749#Comment_46749 2010-03-18T17:36:46+00:00 2013-05-18T13:41:47+01:00 mrsthing http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=4

This was from one of the Secret Policeman's Ball DVDs. What was the last sketch?

What was the last sketch?]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1221&Focus=46752#Comment_46752 2010-03-18T17:51:32+00:00 2013-05-18T13:41:47+01:00 moknbyrd http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=260

I think the DVD was just called "Rowen Atkinson". I was a collection of stand up shows.

http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1221&Focus=46767#Comment_46767 2010-03-18T20:23:53+00:00 2013-05-18T13:41:47+01:00 cassbtt http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=489

re: Rowan and Cleese, only the Brits could come up with a skit like that! ha ha ha I suspect Yankee audiences would only get a kick out of it at the end, when JC draws his gun and ... oh, sorry, ...

I suspect Yankee audiences would only get a kick out of it at the end, when JC draws his gun and ... oh, sorry, spoiler alert!]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1221&Focus=46772#Comment_46772 2010-03-18T21:04:48+00:00 2013-05-18T13:41:47+01:00 mrsthing http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=4

Oh, I've got a Rowan Atkinson DVD. It's a tape of a show at BU from the early 90s. There were a couple of sketches on there that I didn't care for (the dating one is long and tedious and too long ...

http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1221&Focus=46785#Comment_46785 2010-03-19T09:48:31+00:00 2013-05-18T13:41:47+01:00 Naughty Opossum http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=33

Mr. I. P. Freely. (No, that one wasn't in there)

(No, that one wasn't in there)]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1221&Focus=46832#Comment_46832 2010-03-20T23:43:06+00:00 2013-05-18T13:41:47+01:00 chris14 http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=42

Lozzy... how did you get that teddy???????

http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1221&Focus=46850#Comment_46850 2010-03-21T14:06:03+00:00 2013-05-18T13:41:47+01:00 CPDolly http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=460

That's her b-day present :3 Useful present, isn't it?

Useful present, isn't it?]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1221&Focus=46859#Comment_46859 2010-03-21T21:45:13+00:00 2010-03-21T21:45:44+00:00 MacNerd http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=386

All I got for my birthday is exceedingly intoxicated. Ah brain cells, they go so fast.

my birthday is exceedingly intoxicated. Ah brain cells, they go so fast.]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1221&Focus=46862#Comment_46862 2010-03-22T14:54:47+00:00 2013-05-18T13:41:47+01:00 moknbyrd http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=260

Here it is: http://www.deepdiscount.com/index.cfm/fuseaction/product.detail/categoryID/F759937B-A406-4602-9C26-70F4CFD25215/productID/185FB281-896C-4E1C-A27C-13B1E067B351/ Now, see, I just didn't ...

http://www.deepdiscount.com/index.cfm/fuseaction/product.detail/categoryID/F759937B-A406-4602-9C26-70F4CFD25215/productID/185FB281-896C-4E1C-A27C-13B1E067B351/
Now, see, I just didn't laugh much at the "invisible drums". It was cleaver but that's it.]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1221&Focus=47073#Comment_47073 2010-03-27T22:05:46+00:00 2010-03-27T22:07:27+00:00 Lozzykinz http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=71

chris, i have no idea. It's from Dean. But it looks like me.

It's from Dean.

But it looks like me.]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1221&Focus=47159#Comment_47159 2010-03-29T15:09:17+01:00 2013-05-18T13:41:47+01:00 moknbyrd http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=260

Hey, Mista Cleese! Can you get me a Megatron thingy next to my name... *heh-heh* "The only thing that hasn't been taxed ...

Can you get me a Megatron thingy next to my name... *heh-heh*

"The only thing that hasn't been taxed is......thingy!"
"Thingy?"
"...Thingy..."
"Number 2s?"
"No, no, no!...THINGY!"
"Oh, thank God for that! Excuse me a moment. Would you?"]]> http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1221&Focus=47234#Comment_47234 2010-03-30T02:21:33+01:00 2013-05-18T13:41:47+01:00 mrsthing http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=4

I looooove the faces John pulls in that sketch!

http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1221&Focus=48210#Comment_48210 2010-04-21T19:53:56+01:00 2013-05-18T13:41:47+01:00 moknbyrd http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/account.php?u=260

Yeah ! It's great. :)