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      CommentAuthorMacNerd
    • CommentTimeMar 28th 2010
     
    I still think codliver oil would be more disgusting.
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    Maybe we should just have Ahmadinejad sneeze on him repeatedly.
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      CommentAuthorCPDolly
    • CommentTimeMar 28th 2010
     
    I like the codliver oil: Biodegradable, nasty, smelly, sticky when dries (I hope!!)... Perfect.
    About the song... "I'm too sexy" looks good.

    "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts" -> Just imagine Garry singing this while he's stripping in the middle of a public garden.
    Shaking his butt, oh yeah! Whip him! Spank him, oh yeah!
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    Yep. Reading this thread is definitely punishment enough.
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      CommentAuthorCPDolly
    • CommentTimeMar 29th 2010
     
    :crazy:
    Agree.
    • CommentAuthormoknbyrd
    • CommentTimeMar 29th 2010 edited
     
    Here's another who deserves sliming or worse:



    As for punishment, how about this scene from The Magic Christian?:




    NO! That's not suggestive. Not at all:
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeMar 29th 2010
     
    I want to buy that DVD. The Magic Christian. As well as Yellowbeard.
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    Shiny
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      CommentAuthorMacNerd
    • CommentTimeMar 29th 2010
     
    "Shiny"


    Happy People?
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      CommentAuthorMacNerd
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2010
     
    I have no idea who that is, or what he has to do with punishing Gary.
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    And neither will Garry :devil:
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2010
     
    And the inability to figure it out will be his torture.
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      CommentAuthorCPDolly
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2010
     
    And who cares!? John has already chosen his favorite punishments!
    Sheesh!

    Congrats to the whiners, yay!
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2010 edited
     
    OMG!! I WON THIRD PLACE!

    I HAVEN'T WON ANYTHING IN 20 YEARS!! THIRD PLACE!

    I EVEN GET A PRIZE!! OMGOMGOMG!


    I won't reveal the other winners, in case they haven't heard yet. But congratulations to you two!!
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      CommentAuthorsilly_lady
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2010 edited
     
    CONGRATS!!!
    John mentioned my punishment on the e-mail, tee-hee!
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2010
     
    Yes, I saw! :bigsmile:
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      CommentAuthorCPDolly
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2010
     
    Yes, true!
    He mentioned some test of endurance... One of my suggestions.
    "I'd make him masturbate until madness."

    Well, better than nothing!


    (Now he answers me saying something about my EGO and that stuff... I wish :heartbounce:)
    [(No, seriously, shut up)]
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    I'm mentioned too - I think - abandon in foreign country? It's not abandonment, he has ME! >:D
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      CommentAuthorMacNerd
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2010
     
    Hooray for Mrs. Thing and Cassbtt and Jamie!!!! Congratulations!


    I'm not sorry I didn't win, I'm only sorry I won't get to see Gary in a red sequined ball gown.
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    We all are.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2010
     
    I'm not.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2010
     
    SHHH!!
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    It was an honour just to be nominated. I thought "Avatar" had the prize locked up. (After all
    "Garry" in Na'vi means "I see you, you tooth-coveting Gollum-wannabe who looks 2D even if you wear
    the glasses.")

    I'd like to thank my key grip, my muse (Lady Gaga's key grip), and of course, The Mormon Tabernacle
    Choir, without whom none of this would have been possible.

    I'M KING OF ANOTHER WORLD!!!!!!

    My humble thanks to the Academy of Motion Cheeses and the Percheesing Arts.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2010
     
    Whoa, deja vu!
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2010
     
    Didn't you mean "the Academy of Motion Cheeses and Perfromaging Arts"?
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    You're absolutely right, mrsthing. I was using the new designation of the Academy after the falling out with the French over the Jerry Lewis Lactose Intolerance Dispute. (I try to avoid bi-parmesan politics.) Thank you for setting the ricotta straight.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2010
     
    :whorship::whorship::whorship:
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    Jaymie you should really come here more often :bigsmile:
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    Thanks, Naughty Opossum! I'll try to be more of a regular irregular from now on.
    It's just that my day job as a stand-up sushi impersonator takes up so much of my
    time.

    But the buoyant twistedness and hospitality of bloggers like yourself - and the
    admittedly limited ticket sales to my latest one-maki show at the Bellagio in Vegas
    ("Cirque de Sensei: Wasabi up, Doc?") - are strong incentives to blogin more often.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2010
     
    Just picture a :rolling: in a comment box with my name over it after every one of your posts, Jaymie.

    Unless you post something really sad or serious, in which case, I won't be :rolling:. I do have a heart. :heart:
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    Usually I find it nonconstructive to just post a "lol" or a smiley, but I am honestly at a loss for words with you Jaymie. :bigsmile:

    I mean I'll be laughing at that wasabi joke for hours now.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeApr 3rd 2010
     
    "Cirque de Sensei" :rolling:
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      CommentAuthorchris14
    • CommentTimeApr 10th 2010
     
    Congrats to the winners!!!
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeApr 10th 2010
     
    Still haven't gotten my prize...
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      CommentAuthorcassbtt
    • CommentTimeApr 10th 2010 edited
     
    I understand that in an effort to save costs, the prizes, whatever they may consist of, are being delivered by a blind carrier pigeon.

    This is to be accomplished in ten kilometer shifts before carrier pigeon union-mandated rest breaks, following a mystery path known only by John. Down through the Chunnel, the grand tour of Europe, then getting boxed for trans oceanic flights (as many as necessary to accomplish said mission), in order to deliver said prizes to the doorstep of the fortunate but ever-aging winners.

    Oh, and they're using only the one pigeon, so wherever and whomever the winners are, they'll have to wait their turn till this single "volunteer" fowl makes its way around the world.

    Except that two of these volunteer chirpers have already konked out, en route.

    John specifically ruled that if this were to occur, a solitary replacement volunteer poultry must recommence the quest from England all over again.

    This is not the only hazard faced by the bird.

    At least one of the "winners" has cats, and John has declared that if any winners have pets, a pitched battle for supremacy must be waged between the feathered courier and said domestic critter(s) before the former can relaunch its journey to the next recipient.

    So, the winners might have some time to twiddle their thumbs.

    Apparently I'm one of this select group, so I've already set an appointment with an attorney to revise my will to specify that this "prize", whatever it consists of, gets passed to my Estate in the event it arrives only after I personally konk out.
    • CommentAuthormoknbyrd
    • CommentTimeApr 21st 2010
     
    WOOT !
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      CommentAuthorLozzykinz
    • CommentTimeApr 25th 2010
     
    mrsthing, i've shit in your prize
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeApr 26th 2010
     
    Thanks, Lozzy. I'll bronze it and wear it on a chain.
    • CommentAuthormoknbyrd
    • CommentTimeMay 6th 2010
     
    *LMFAO* !!!!
    die Flipperwaldt gersput !
    *thump*