Uh, I live on the border of Mexico, now, FYG. Come down. You can be nice and enjoy the diversity, get into a political rage, become an isolationist, a drug addict,drugdealer or decapitant. Or if you just want to be a joyful member of the Forum you can be what you want. Have you met Spiney Norman yet? He is a? nedly giant but nice Hedgehog (sorry) in the Luton Airport. My right Foote and I are Voodoo Royal reincarnates, killed by J Springer's cat in New Orleans. Mokynbdyd is 6'8" and loves being battered. Just pick a life and welcome home as long as you are not SWCBK (person who gypped JC).
Yes. There is a number in the yellow pages and a local market for ears. It must be in the blood you know. But. Wait. This is the SW and Mexico, not the SE. They are much more subtle.