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    Like paint his toenails green?
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    Ooh... dastardly.
    No, I think she was thinking along the lines of filling his office with wads of paper or putting Vaseline on all of his desk drawer handles. Something silly but ultimately harmless. And untraceable.
    • CommentAuthormoknbyrd
    • CommentTimeJun 23rd 2010
     
    "Uncle Pappy"........ How about calling him Black Sheep.
    :wink:
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    Well, seeing as I have almost 30 unread threads, some filled with hundreds of unread posts to catch up on.
    I've come to THIS conclusion.

    I'm far too lazy to catch up. F' you, all!

    I'll just jump in a comment on the last post!

    Thusly:


    I have no idea who you're talking about. Could you please explain?
    I would have read the last few posts, if I weren't as lazy.
    Sadly, I am.

    Uncle Pappy sounds better though, whomever it is.
    It's also Initialed U P

    YOU PEE!!!
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    Nice to have you back, Turkish :wink:


    (Mind you, he's not back because he misses this place, but because he, very much like myself, is desperately seeking distractions from studying. Turk, I won't tell anyone if you won't...)
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    I have no idea of what you're talking about.

    Also, I dislike studying.
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    Me too :( So I have developed an innovative system to achieve maximum study efficiency using a regiment of self-rewarding: for every ten minutes of studying, I take a 30 minute nap.
    (Little visits to the forum count as studying obviously, since I am forced to stay awake)
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    You should try my system, perfected through over twelve years of schooling;

    Pick nose, look at outcome, repeat.
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    Question: Before repeating, do I initially dispense of the produce appropriately, or should future outcome be piled atop the latter?
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    Stop that. You're ruining my system!
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    I am just TRYING to be my best!! How is this? *presents produce to Turkish*

    Here, I'll bring it closer so you could take a really good look
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd 2010
     
    This is why I LOVE this place!
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    Ew, Possum. That's disgusting,

    I mean, seriously.
    It tastes horrible!
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    I think Mac would be sad he is missing this discussion. It is after all his expertise.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd 2010
     
    Damn! First time Turkish has been here in months, and I have to leave! Have fun, children!
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    We will.... *she grins while hiding blowtorch and bowling ball behind back*
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    Naughty, since when are you a cartoon character?
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    Turkish you know too much

    *THWACK*

    Time for you to sleep now
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    Look, stars! Ready when you are, Raoul!
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      CommentAuthorcassbtt
    • CommentTimeJul 4th 2010 edited
     
    Speaking of. There was this kid once, and next to me he was the most picked on kid in school. Anyway, this kid. He'd frisk his hair and the dandruff that dropped out onto his desk, he'd dab it with his forefinger and eat it. True story. And the only thing I did that made me bullied victim #2? I was always stuffed up, so I sat there all day glub glub like a fish, with my mouth open, just trying to breathe, and that's what they called me Fish. So once I figured out why they, and even the teacher, once, called me "Fish", I just closed my mouth and didn't open it again (or breathe very well!) for about 10 years! hee hee
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    I like this place. Can I play fireball too Possum?
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    :crazy:

    ULTIMATE FIREBALLLL




    *BANG*

    (I'll let you speculate on what that was)
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    While you all do that, I'm off to the hospital.
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      CommentAuthorenglishcad
    • CommentTimeAug 16th 2010 edited
     
    Welcome new cheeselet/victim... Please note you have less than zero chance of communicating with his Holiness, or indeed him ever turning up. Other than that enjoy yourself. On joining it is customary to donate cash, or cheque to The John Cleese's official Charity 'Children At Disadvantage'... CAD for short...Or send cash, it's more environmentally friendly, less paper work. Nothing smaller than a fifty mind.

    Send to Mr E Cad
    Cad Towers
    The Cad Estate
    Canterbury
    Kent
    RI CH1
    England
 

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