Fuck, a newbie! Hello, nice to meet you, Envyro! If that's your real name... See? I knew that this thread couldn't have been abandoned forever! The minions keep on coming! Yay!
All right, Photographer45! Welcome! We really really really really really really really really need some new blood here in the forum (You'll notice that a guy called English Cad has already severely screwed up most of the females here; his genes are all around. You know Kent, in England? It's populated by Cad's illegitimate children).
Maybe they're all a bunch of multi-level marketing pyramid schemers ready to induce us with fan-dangled celery chopping machines, a frenzy of self-help tomes, or delusions of riches for doing absolutely nothing at all:
I Am The Way
Or, wait... maybe Garry or Dean have just been holding back on us and have had these new recruits ready to spring forth on us for a while now.
CP, the only Kent I know is Clark...and correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe he died recently.
As I'm currently forum-less and work is slow these days, you may find yourselves getting sick of me. The best thing about being in the cell phone industry is that you're actually encouraged to do stuff on your phones at work! That's a huge plus when you're in the slow season, as we are now.
Alright....so what topics have not been addressed lately? Should I start a topic on how really obnoxious the Black-Eyed Peas song "I'm a Be" is? Seriously....I have a 5 minute drive to work, but EVERY single time I get in the car, that damnable song comes on the radio. Overplayed? Yeah....maybe a tad.
Welcome Welcome Welcome one and all! If any of you are female, please be sure to read the legal disclaimer about English Cad... I have it here somewhere... and sign it in triplicate and destroy all three copies. Pay specific attention to the mandatory codicile (Cadicile?) that you fawn over his every comment but beware, he actually BELIEVES the compliments...
You can talk about anything you want to, Photo45. You may not always get much response, though. I've never heard that Black Eyed Peas song, so I can't comment.
Photo45! I could not remember the title of the song I dislike more INTENSELY than I'm a Be because I try to BLOCK it out of my mind but I just heard it and ran to the blog to say "I know you want me, you know I wantcha, I know you want me, you know I wantcha, I know you want me, you know I wantcha, I know you want me, you know I wantcha" and to add depth to the lyrics, we have a bilingual "One, two, three, four, uno, dos, tres, quatro..." AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Welcome newbies! There are refreshments to your left, but don't touch the brown stuff, Lozzy brought that in and our boys down at the lab have yet to detect its origin.
Where are you all from? And how old? And what gender? And what occupation? Mind you, you may reserve the right to lie your ass off
I'm a 20-year-old blonde female medical student at Harvard, but I'm from the midwest, where my parents own a very successful dairy farm. My measurements are 38DD-22-32, and I'm hot-hot-hot and waiting to be popped!
@MrsThing using @ in that fashion pre-dates Twitter and was incorporated by Twitter due to activity by their users. I know - I was there... There's very little sadder than a smart-ass who gets it wrong, eh?
What? That's not fair!! I'm pretty sure I'm the most southern, unless Bunni or one of the Texans lives right on the border; AND the most eastern - providing Kisch lives in the far west of Russia...So I deserve a double award, triple for being overlooked this entire time! And QUADRUPLE for being a spoiled brat!!
32.802955,-96.769923
This is me - well, me-ish - I don't want you all dropping bombs on my actual house!
Find yours on Google Maps and we can SEE who wins the southernmost award!
Welcome Miksi! ahem... ONLY -9C??? We Texans avoid the negative temperatures, both F and C!
-9C is about 15F. Pretty frosty for southern New England, but I've seen it much colder than that at night in the winter. I believe we hit -23C once! Once or twice it only made it to 15F during the day.
I'm from Green Bay, Wisconsin. I'm 53 and female. I sell cell phones. I love my Blackberry. I read. My two dogs are my life, because my kids are teens and have their OWN lives, and I've been married far too long to center my life around my husband. I love water bottles.
I have been wondering where we're supposed to go for the "spanking" activity mentioned in this forum's name? Do we get to choose whether we're the spankER or spankEE?
Just another very quick hello! I'm a fellow fan (mostly because of John's interesting takes on psychologically and sociologically...but, at the same time, no one can make me laugh harder!) looking forward to getting to know you guys! :-) :-) :-)