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    Yes! That one. He's cute.

    Look at that! Page 28. Hello page 28!
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    that's phil. he's a great guy. very funny (even off camera.)
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    He looks like he is :) Where is he from?
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    portland, oregon as far as I know.. same place as the rest of the group.
    • CommentAuthorenvyro
    • CommentTimeFeb 24th 2010
     
    just signed on to suggest that "the big cheese" (and maybe some others) might enjoy listening to episode #1595:

    MR RON'S BASEMENT
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      CommentAuthorCPDolly
    • CommentTimeFeb 24th 2010
     
    Fuck, a newbie!
    Hello, nice to meet you, Envyro! If that's your real name...
    See? I knew that this thread couldn't have been abandoned forever! The minions keep on coming! Yay!
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    Mmm...yello?

    Just joined; feel free to attack the newbie.

    Must mention the fact that I'm in Green Bay, Wisconsin, so I am...OFFICIALLY...the one and only true Cheesehead here.

    Carry on.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeFeb 24th 2010
     
    Hello, Newbies! Things are a bit quiet now, so feel free to start your own topics or post comments on old ones. We need you!

    Mrs. Thing doesn't like to beg, but desperate times call for desperate measures. And for talking about herself in the third person.

    :crazy:
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      CommentAuthorCPDolly
    • CommentTimeFeb 24th 2010
     
    All right, Photographer45! Welcome! We really really really really really really really really need some new blood here in the forum (You'll notice that a guy called English Cad has already severely screwed up most of the females here; his genes are all around. You know Kent, in England? It's populated by Cad's illegitimate children).
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    Hello Newbies. Can I have a transfusion? I'm deeply anaemic.
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    Hello Everyone,

    A. Hoss here. I checked with Google News just before I posted and as far as I can tell, John is still alive as I write this. Carry on!
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      CommentAuthorCPDolly
    • CommentTimeFeb 24th 2010
     
    Aaaand here coooomes another one!
    So you, newbies, come in hordes, right?
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      CommentAuthorgiacoma
    • CommentTimeFeb 24th 2010
     
    WOW! Hello newbies!
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      CommentAuthorcassbtt
    • CommentTimeFeb 24th 2010
     
    All these newcomers... it's a conspiracy!

    Maybe they're all a bunch of multi-level marketing pyramid schemers ready to induce us with fan-dangled celery chopping machines, a frenzy of self-help tomes, or delusions of riches for doing absolutely nothing at all:

    I Am The Way
    Or, wait... maybe Garry or Dean have just been holding back on us and have had these new recruits ready to spring forth on us for a while now.
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    CP, the only Kent I know is Clark...and correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe he died recently.

    As I'm currently forum-less and work is slow these days, you may find yourselves getting sick of me. The best thing about being in the cell phone industry is that you're actually encouraged to do stuff on your phones at work! That's a huge plus when you're in the slow season, as we are now.

    Alright....so what topics have not been addressed lately? Should I start a topic on how really obnoxious the Black-Eyed Peas song "I'm a Be" is? Seriously....I have a 5 minute drive to work, but EVERY single time I get in the car, that damnable song comes on the radio. Overplayed? Yeah....maybe a tad.
    • CommentAuthorlynthingy
    • CommentTimeFeb 25th 2010
     
    Welcome Welcome Welcome one and all! If any of you are female, please be sure to read the legal disclaimer about English Cad... I have it here somewhere... and sign it in triplicate and destroy all three copies. Pay specific attention to the mandatory codicile (Cadicile?) that you fawn over his every comment but beware, he actually BELIEVES the compliments... :shocked:
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeFeb 25th 2010
     
    You can talk about anything you want to, Photo45. You may not always get much response, though. I've never heard that Black Eyed Peas song, so I can't comment.
    • CommentAuthorlynthingy
    • CommentTimeFeb 25th 2010
     
    Photo45! I could not remember the title of the song I dislike more INTENSELY than I'm a Be because I try to BLOCK it out of my mind but I just heard it and ran to the blog to say "I know you want me, you know I wantcha, I know you want me, you know I wantcha, I know you want me, you know I wantcha, I know you want me, you know I wantcha" and to add depth to the lyrics, we have a bilingual "One, two, three, four, uno, dos, tres, quatro..." AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! :crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::jumping::crazy::crazy::crazy::fierce:
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    Welcome newbies! There are refreshments to your left, but don't touch the brown stuff, Lozzy brought that in and our boys down at the lab have yet to detect its origin.

    Where are you all from? And how old? And what gender? And what occupation? Mind you, you may reserve the right to lie your ass off :bigsmile:
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeFeb 25th 2010
     
    I'm a 20-year-old blonde female medical student at Harvard, but I'm from the midwest, where my parents own a very successful dairy farm. My measurements are 38DD-22-32, and I'm hot-hot-hot and waiting to be popped!
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeFeb 25th 2010
     
    Oops! Thought this was the liar's thread. I'll go there now.
    • CommentAuthorangiessa
    • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2010
     
    *waves*
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    :swingin:
    • CommentAuthorMiksi
    • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2010
     
    Maybe the northmost newbie? From Finland!(place called Tornio(in Lapland)) And we have almost 1m snow here which is a lot fun.

    PS.quite random comment, eh?
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      CommentAuthorCPDolly
    • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2010
     
    Mmmmh, no, not at all. Just take a look.
    Welcome, you northern minion! Now we have all the flanks well covered!
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      CommentAuthorD
    • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2010
     
    @Miksi You have been awarded the most northern medal for being very cold.
    • CommentAuthorMiksi
    • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2010
     
    :clap:Wohoo! Though it's not so cold now (only -9C)
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeMar 1st 2010
     
    Dean, you're not on Twitter anymore. You don't have to put an @ before someone's name. But it's cute, anyway.

    Our weather forecast says "Possible Nor'easter" for Wednesday. After the last two storms, I'm not holding my breath.

    And WELCOME ALL NEWBIES! :bigsmile::bigsmile::bigsmile::bigsmile::bigsmile:
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      CommentAuthorD
    • CommentTimeMar 1st 2010
     
    @MrsThing using @ in that fashion pre-dates Twitter and was incorporated by Twitter due to activity by their users. I know - I was there... There's very little sadder than a smart-ass who gets it wrong, eh?

    :sleepout::updown::fingersear:
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    What? That's not fair!! I'm pretty sure I'm the most southern, unless Bunni or one of the Texans lives right on the border; AND the most eastern - providing Kisch lives in the far west of Russia...So I deserve a double award, triple for being overlooked this entire time! And QUADRUPLE for being a spoiled brat!!
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    Oh, and, umm, welcome Miksi, my other-side-of-the-spectrum :)
    • CommentAuthorlynthingy
    • CommentTimeMar 1st 2010
     
    32.802955,-96.769923 This is me - well, me-ish - I don't want you all dropping bombs on my actual house! Find yours on Google Maps and we can SEE who wins the southernmost award! Welcome Miksi! ahem... ONLY -9C??? We Texans avoid the negative temperatures, both F and C!
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    I'm 32.816667, 34.983333 - DAMN! Foiled by 0.01! So close
    Maybe I'm still the most eastern........
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeMar 1st 2010
     
    I didn't know that, Dean. Thank you for correcting me.
    • CommentAuthorMiksi
    • CommentTimeMar 1st 2010
     
    @lunthingy(not twitter i know)it's quite warm when it's only -9C. If I remember right it has been -32C(bit cooler)
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeMar 1st 2010
     
    -9C is about 15F. Pretty frosty for southern New England, but I've seen it much colder than that at night in the winter. I believe we hit -23C once! Once or twice it only made it to 15F during the day.
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    New here. I'm from Dallas and live in Phoenix. I recently acquired a fish.
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      CommentAuthorCPDolly
    • CommentTimeMar 1st 2010
     
    A fish called Wanda? Does it live inside you, WaterBottle?
    Welcome :D
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeMar 1st 2010
     
    Is your fish called Eric?

    Welcome, Water Bottle! Let me guess: they asked you for a username, and you just picked the first thing you saw?
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      CommentAuthorCPDolly
    • CommentTimeMar 1st 2010
     
    Yes, that's what Mrs. Thing did.
    Very original.
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeMar 1st 2010
     
    For the benefit of the newbies: No, I named myself after a Python character.
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    And I named myself after my sexual reputation.
    That could also apply for "Watter Bottle". OR "Mrs. Thing".
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeMar 2nd 2010
     
    In that case, I'd be Mrs. Thang.
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    i picked waterbottle mostly because I don't take life seriously and I don't really care what my username is. And my fish is not named wanda.
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    I'm from Green Bay, Wisconsin. I'm 53 and female. I sell cell phones. I love my Blackberry. I read. My two dogs are my life, because my kids are teens and have their OWN lives, and I've been married far too long to center my life around my husband. I love water bottles.

    I have been wondering where we're supposed to go for the "spanking" activity mentioned in this forum's name? Do we get to choose whether we're the spankER or spankEE?
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    There's plenty to go around. But I must warn you that in one way or another, it usually ends up involving Cad. You have my sincere apology for that.
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      CommentAuthorMandyMarie
    • CommentTimeMar 3rd 2010
     
    Just another very quick hello! I'm a fellow fan (mostly because of John's interesting takes on psychologically and sociologically...but, at the same time, no one can make me laugh harder!) looking forward to getting to know you guys! :-) :-) :-)
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      CommentAuthorMandyMarie
    • CommentTimeMar 3rd 2010
     
    I've really enjoyed reading this forum - you girls have had me laughing for an hour straight!
    • CommentAuthormrsthing
    • CommentTimeMar 3rd 2010
     
    Welcome, MandyMarie! Glad we could be of service. I hope you stick around awhile. :bigsmile:
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    STICK!

    (That's me saying hello too)