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Lussumo Vanilla 1.1.4Extremely Naughty Limerick (bad taste alert!)
http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=177Mon, 22 Sep 2008 16:13:47 +0100mrsthing
Who's pubic hair hung to her knees the crabs came together, and knitted a sweater so in Winter her cunt would not freeze!
(I don't know why, but this one had me falling about laughing!)
There are more here:
Live Near Mrs. Thing!
http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1834Fri, 01 Jul 2011 23:59:08 +0100mrsthing Kate Hepburn's Home For Sale
I actually saw her driving down I95 near New Haven one summer.
These are the sorts of celebrity encounters I usually have.]]>
Just Chill The Fuck Out
http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1999Thu, 17 Nov 2011 19:52:58 +0000LozzykinzHoorayCleeseland
http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=2022Fri, 09 Dec 2011 06:38:36 +0000zelda
would anyone care to enter their favorite time on The Spanking New JC Forum?
I am sure Oxford will rank up there but would someone mention a post or story or event even if it is in the book? I am particulr to Lozzy's humping rabbit for hilarious subject matter.
What do you think. Evryone can't forget the Forum brought us to JC@ Twitter and Facebook! Why do you love Cleeseland?]]>
John's Live Tour DVD
http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=2015Fri, 25 Nov 2011 13:47:41 +0000Lozzykinz Chris says that we are briefly in the backstage footage for like a second.
Can anyone else confim this?]]>
Mrs. Thing is a Very Silly Person
http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1959Wed, 28 Sep 2011 02:25:48 +0100mrsthing Of course I apologize profusely and got out of there as fast as I could. But still...:shamed::shamed::shamed::shamed::shamed:
So anyway, I stood with the crowd that was hoping to get a glimpse of Meryl, who was rumored to be about somewhere. It was kind of fun. One of the guys I do Christmas caroling with, who works as a stand-in, voice over actor, and other theatrical stuff, was working as an extra on the set. We were too far away for me to wave or holler. I did get several glimpses of Ms. Streep as she did her scene, which involved her walking out of the shop, looking sideways for a second, then turning around and staring back. She had to do this scene 5 or 6 times, and all we got was a 2 second look from a distance. Some of the people were very badly behaved, crossing the line, pushing ahead of others to get a better view, using their camera flash, talking too loud. The crew could not have been nicer. They must all have taken sedatives before they came, because they were so kind and patient. Let's see, iirc, a baby started crying during one shot, two dogs starting fighting in another, and somebody squealed excitedly during another. I don't know if that's why they had to do so many takes, or if they just were fussing with the lighting and other technical details.
There was some comic relief in a very elderly couple who said they needed to get down the street to get to their car. The young crew member let them pass between scenes, and the couple walked right into the shop where Ms. Streep was. I don't know if they were clueless or if it was more "We're old, who gives a shit?" They were very cute, dressed badly and all bent over, both of them significantly shorter than me. LOL
Small town excitement.]]>
The Muppet Show
http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1872Sun, 17 Jul 2011 02:12:41 +0100mrsthing For What It's Worth]]>
Code of Conduct: A Gentle Reminder
http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=2007Sat, 19 Nov 2011 17:25:06 +0000mrsthing **********************************************
The Spanking New John Cleese forum is offered "as is" with no guarantee of anything whatsoever.
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Your continued use of this forum depends upon your being good, and we alone decide what is good. Bad behaviour, including posting spam, making nasty personal comments (including in private messages) or getting on too many people's nerves will result in membership being terminated.
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Do not post things here which you do not want to be public. Or to put it another way, anything you post here will be public, show up in search engines, and might be republished elsewhere.
These bare-bones terms may be arbitrarily amended at any time and your continuing use of this forum indicates your acceptance of them.
Happy Thanksgiving 2011, USAians!
http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=2014Wed, 23 Nov 2011 22:31:45 +0000mrsthing But not at my house. This year, we'll be having dinner with Mr. Thing's family, eating traditional Thanksgiving Day foods, and not setting up a Christmas tree. For goodness' sake, let one holiday end before starting another!
Traditional T-day foods in New England include: turkey; stuffing made with bread crumbs, sage, thyme, garlic, salt, butter, onion, and sometimes celery and nuts; cranberry sauce; apple, pumpkin, and sometimes other kinds of pie; mashed potatoes; sweet potatoes; butternut squash; boiled turnip; green bean casserole made with green beans, Campbell's cream of mushroom soup, and French's fried onions in a can; salad, and I'm probably forgetting a few other things. We always have stuffed grape leaves from an Americanized recipe of Mr. Thing's yaya's (grandmother's) creation. I don't like them, but the rest of the family does. Mother-in-law Thing stuffs them with hamburger and cooks them in tomato sauce. I much prefer the traditional kind.
Anyway, if you're celebrating, have a happy day.]]>
The Admins Can Read Your Whispers
http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1998Wed, 16 Nov 2011 18:04:50 +0000mrsthingTO EVERYONE:
This forum will soon have administrators, and threats of violence or harm to any member or a member's friends, pets, family, etc., will not be tolerated. The admins will be able to delete accounts if they deem it necessary, and it will be their decision, not anyone else's.
ALSO: *This* forum, with ALL its posts, will be transferred to the new site in a matter of days. The admins will be able to read ALL whispers.]]>
John's Stand-Up dvd
http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=2003Thu, 17 Nov 2011 22:51:32 +0000LozzykinzScary message
http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=2018Mon, 05 Dec 2011 01:35:14 +0000mrsthingOMG, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1991Fri, 11 Nov 2011 23:19:52 +0000mrsthingRicky Gervais
http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=2017Fri, 25 Nov 2011 20:16:20 +0000Lozzykinz I know many don't, but I don't care.
I can't believe how much weight he has lost! He looks a bit more shaggable now. And he looks great with a stubble! He looks really well indeed.
But he is certainly funny. I love him. Did i mention i love him? And he tweets.
And he's British.
Ya see? Us Brits have the best comedians.]]>
This Forum Is Shit
http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=2010Mon, 21 Nov 2011 19:50:13 +0000Lozzykinzwords that don't get used enough in everyday conversation
http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1952Wed, 21 Sep 2011 22:25:16 +0100englishcadElvis Presley
http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=2013Tue, 22 Nov 2011 20:35:55 +0000LozzykinzNew Site
http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1994Sat, 12 Nov 2011 14:48:12 +0000Lozzykinz So....wipe ya feet!]]>
http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=2001Thu, 17 Nov 2011 19:55:18 +0000Lozzykinzabout
http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=2008Sun, 20 Nov 2011 14:12:55 +0000msfannytwinkle-buttHAPPY BOOZYDAY, JOHN!!! IS ANYBODY UP 4 A VIRTUAL PARTY?
http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1981Wed, 26 Oct 2011 04:46:52 +0100chris14A BOOK BY A FRIEND OF JOHN'S, BEN HATCH
http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=2005Fri, 18 Nov 2011 00:47:46 +0000chris14.
http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1987Wed, 02 Nov 2011 01:01:05 +0000msfannytwinkle-buttAttention Seekers
http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=2002Thu, 17 Nov 2011 19:55:20 +0000LozzykinzJust Chill The Fuck Out
http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=2000Thu, 17 Nov 2011 19:52:59 +0000Lozzykinzthe big cheese is still bloody moaning!
http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1965Sun, 09 Oct 2011 21:54:33 +0100englishcad
Think this is an old article, but hey ho, you ladies may find a new snippet in there...]]>
I AM NOT A SPAMMER!
http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1986Sun, 30 Oct 2011 01:25:51 +0000mrsthing Some problems were encountered You have posted 5 comments within 60 seconds. A spam block is now in effect on your account. You must wait at least 120 seconds before attempting to post again.
Can I help it if I'm pithy and I type fast?]]>
HAPPY-STILL-ON-TIME BIRTHDAY, OPOSSUM!
http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1985Fri, 28 Oct 2011 22:12:41 +0100chris14I Want A Spanking
http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=163Mon, 15 Sep 2008 22:26:12 +0100LozzykinzMoammar Gadhafi is dead
http://www.cleeseblog.com/Vanilla/comments.php?DiscussionID=1971Thu, 20 Oct 2011 17:07:48 +0100mrsthing
"Good riddance to him, the greedy bastard; I hope he fries!"]]>